100 wanna-be 10k posters!

hi

As if you are a threat. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Good, because I'm not, and all I want is to read your fantasy, and I will use it as 'inspiration', and write you your very own story with you as the STAR!

Little kiss

I doubt if the elite club with post counts would have anything to say. Go for it. :)

The newbies that are serious give out a lot more info than the old hags here.

lol.... clear case of post count envy.

If somebody with a high post count has nothing to say.....Then why are you reading AND replying to a thread started by a person with almost 3 times that?

obviously he wants to suckle my scrotum.

can I join if I get my gf to show her tits and write "amps nuts" in red lipstick?

take quiet for example, if you subtracted all the fucking posts where he just has a smiley face, then his count would barely pass 400:1orglaugh

No.

so where do I sign up?

The 10k post club......you guys are so funny. The time you have wasted here...priceless. Get a live.

jealous.

yeap, lots of time wasted.

yeap, lots of new people met.

yeap, lots of business conducted.

yeap, lots of things learned.

:)

dude your fucking rules blow!

10k posts or 10K cash...........?

both

I actually read this thread...

I think I'm gonna cry... All these years together with these clowns -- all the parties and trips... Damn. I'm getting old! :(

As Lensman says, "(hot) un-escorted, single women" should be able to get in somehow... :winkwink:

Said the newbie with 158 posts.

What's your phone #? I'll tell you about the secret, secret forum...

well you just kissed $200 newbie bucks goodbye. I'm not gonna jump through hoops to get into your content store..

Is it Penthouse Forum? Cuz I can buy that at 7-11.

i'm fucking surprised to see how many people are over 10K.
i would have been over 10K long ago, but i haven't had the internet at home since june, except for 3 days last month.

indeed

shit, i better hurry up

its gonna take forever with this 35 sec limit :(

i cant believe i just read all this shit

im trying my best

but hey
its tuff with
Sorry! The administrator has specified that users can only post one message every 35 seconds.

you know? ;)

:glugglug

turks are jerks

chalk one up for the porn guys:glugglug

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damn, thats one of my pet peeves.. if your gonna post at least say something. I think these smileys should be deactivated!:2 cents:

To steal a well known and much overused quote:

I would not want to join a club that would have me as a member

And that will be my attitude until my post count is like 9500 and I may actually get invited to join....

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

idiot.....

Another quick thought.... it will take me THAT long to reach 10k that by the time any invitation is forthcoming, the following will be true:

1. I will have a walking frame and colostomy bag.
2. Lens will be dead, having died late the year before aged 116
3. Juicylinks will be either bald or have hair plugs, or both.
4. Lil2rich4u will be coming out of his 8th bankruptcy proceedings.
5. Amp will resemble Abe Simpson, except older and with less teeth.
6. The Boneprone Family will rule the world (or at least the lower east side).
7. The strongest drug available at Internexxt will be Advil.
8. SPAM will account for 99.8% of the world email traffic.
9. People will be saying "What Is A Google?".
and
10. The club will no longer be 10k, but 100k and I will miss out yet again.......

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Do you honestly think I give a flying fuck? :1orglaugh

I'm guessing that you don't????

:1orglaugh

Correct! :thumbsup

I would not give a rats ass if he was offering $2000.00

If you are too lazy to register and wait 30 seconds for an email confirmation then you are not the kind of person that I want to do business with in the first place.

Then he comes here and tries to hurt my feelings by waiving around a virtual $200.00 bill and telling me I can't have it? What a joke. :321GFY

I already do that and get paid for it. Keep posting, though, at the rate you're going, you'll make 10k in three months or so. :glugglug

because I dont like spam and eggs

one day ill be there!

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