I am so damb elite

You should start a 20K club :Graucho

jDoG

a forum for me and Fletch? WOuld be pretty boring.

I was only trying to make friends.
I write porn, lots of porn for lots of years, and I know a few people on this board, though only in person.
They invited me, mentioned your name as a good guy.
I have a long way to go to get to 10K, and it will take forever because I don't have that much time on my hands. I wish I did. Maybe one day I will. Until then, why can't we just all get along? Be nice to newbies, especially ones with several INVITES!

Lady Mischief.

I am just gettin warmed up sweet heart:)

I could post your little bottom into the ground :P I am the posting queen :)

me too!

I love newbs.... really.

post pix or nothing

I can count myself amongst the blessed...
I met jUICYlINKS in New York recently, breifly, and DID NOT get to see that famous prick of his. I never asked, maybe all I had to do was ask.

Did ya happen to read the name on the door of this place?

pix

Juicy has been known to flash his cock at the garbage man. If he did not show you, it was for a good reason.

LOL
still
LOL

Maybe in a month or two :glugglug

boring pix needed

Huh we met? Are you hot?????????

tranny.

Was this you when i met you?


http://www.juicylinks.com/juicybulge.jpg

http://www.juicylinks.com/ff.gif
http://www.juicylinks.com/ff.gif
http://www.juicylinks.com/ff.gif

Show us your tits.


Now.

Wrong . Newbee post . Good webmasters make money

I've made progress -
was, I am spamming,
now I am allowed to speak. (whew)
How the fuck do I change that part of my name?
I'm so new, so green,
so unseen
but what the fuck
I'll try my luck
with a finger in between

http://www.juicylinks.com/juicyride.jpg

hahha I swear Juicy, you definitely deserve your own comic strip :P

bad poem post pix

You sound frighteningly like Lawrence Connor. You wouldn't happen to enjoy leaving messages on answering machines and sending dildos through US mail, would you? :)

:helpme :1orglaugh :thumbsup

That was anything but crafty.

exactly

I should also ask if the word "chickenshit" holds any meaning for you.

I'm so fucking green that I don't have the talent it takes to post a pic, but you can see me on fubar, I like the pic at Gallagher's Steak House. I was sitting beside Sleazy. I have a better pic here, if only I knew how to post it, I'm so illiterate.

Hi, thanks!
BIG KISS

Oh Christ...That explains a lot.

Can somebody please tell me how to put the jpeg in this submit?
PLEASE?
I'm very hot, you'll see the pic.
LOL
Really, I am.

Uh....He was being sarcastic.

story story?

Allow me to ponder this for a moment.
























































































































No.

wha?!


don't listen to him..... I'm being genuine. And you can put the AMp seal of genuinitivity on that.

Let this one go.

It's a respect thing.

Your seal is worth fuck all. :1orglaugh

AMp is one of the purest guys out there!

I'll save it for a story over jager

Check the storys - Interstate Slut, Show Me the Pussy, (now that's talent LOL)

I'm working on a screenplay, wanna star? What's your fantasy?

I'm very far off from 10k lol..

Yngwie

My fantasy... ask Aaron he knows it

Don't send her to me. I am out of this conversation. I have a friendship to protect.

hahahahhaha
lol
still new
lol
this is my 11th post, does that make me a member of the 10.k club? It'll be 20.k at this rate very soon...

ok then i'm out to, we have a lot of the same friends...


So um how bout the cowboys?

How unfortunate for the tension. I guess I'll go back to ghost, like I have been for the past few months. See you later, relax, I'm here for me, and only me, and would never do anyone harm.