Study: Marijuana smokers' sperm slow - GoFuckYourself.com

TheLegacy · 10-14-2003, 07:13 AM

WASHINGTON (Reuters) -- Sperm in men who smoke marijuana regularly lose stamina and burn out which may prevent conception, said a study released Monday.

The study by the State University of New York in Buffalo, New York, is the first to focus on the swimming patterns of sperm in men who smoke marijuana, the authors say.

"The sperm from marijuana smokers were moving too fast too early," said Lani Burkman, lead author of the study, in a statement.

"To attach itself to the egg, the sperm has to swim like mad -- that's hyper activation -- and they have to be vigorous at the right time," Burkman said. "Smoking marijuana messes up the natural regulatory system."

http://edition.cnn.com/2003....ex.html

Hindsight · 10-14-2003, 07:16 AM

"I was gonna become a human.... but then i get high..
I was gonna become the worlds best man, but then i got high
I was gonna become siamese twins... oh yeeeaaahh....
but i got high
but i got high
but i got hiiiigh

LA LA LA LA LA LA"

I'm done.

blazi · 10-14-2003, 07:17 AM

any pot smokers here?

myjah · 10-14-2003, 07:21 AM

interesting...my hubby's been puffin for 10 years and the moment i get off the birth contral BAM! pregnant! I must be REALLY fertile!

Hindsight · 10-14-2003, 07:22 AM

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Originally posted by blazi
any pot smokers here?

Oh no, i doubt it man....

goBigtime · 10-14-2003, 07:23 AM

If you have a really big dick its ok -- they don't have to swim as far.

TheLegacy · 10-14-2003, 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by myjah
interesting...my hubby's been puffin for 10 years and the moment i get off the birth contral BAM! pregnant! I must be REALLY fertile!

Either that or he has a really shitty dealer

Congrads on the newbie

blazi · 10-14-2003, 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hindsight

Oh no, i doubt it man....

now be honest, I doubt it will hurt to admit it on this board !!

com · 10-14-2003, 07:26 AM

fuck weed, that shits bad for you... i stick to crack

Vic Lagina · 10-14-2003, 07:42 AM

Another good reason to smoke weed...birth control.

I haven't touched the stuff since last night...

Hindsight · 10-14-2003, 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by blazi

now be honest, I doubt it will hurt to admit it on this board !!

And one day the Americans shall discover sarcasm... ahem.

brand0n · 10-14-2003, 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheLegacy

Either that or he has a really shitty dealer

Congrads on the newbie

so now im a shitty dealer?

and my girl just had a baby, so i think this is a crock of shit if u ask me

TheLegacy · 10-14-2003, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n

so now im a shitty dealer?

and my girl just had a baby, so i think this is a crock of shit if u ask me

I never said I agreed with it - and I was also congradulating you on proving them all wrong as well as having a little one

as far as the dealer part was wrong - that was sarcasm meaning that if the article was true - then your weed wasnt that good

candyflip · 10-14-2003, 09:56 AM

Slow and steady wins the race.

Chong · 10-14-2003, 10:11 AM

if anything it gives me stamina

Lonny · 10-14-2003, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hindsight
"I was gonna become a human.... but then i get high..
I was gonna become the worlds best man, but then i got high
I was gonna become siamese twins... oh yeeeaaahh....
but i got high
but i got high
but i got hiiiigh

LA LA LA LA LA LA"

I'm done.

TheFLY · 10-14-2003, 10:14 AM

Yeah it's funny I watched this on the news and they have ALL this footage of guys rolling joints and smoking and I'm thinking DAMN this is public TV! Hahaha...

I don't see what the point is of the study -- I knew a couple that smoked weed like crazy -- both of them -- she told me she didn't think she could have kids because she smoked so much... well she had the baby -- really cute. Damn I was so attracted to that girl...

Gunni · 10-14-2003, 10:15 AM

I know a couple in Vegas (many of you might know them as well) that are having a baby, and they smoke a fair bit

EZRhino · 10-14-2003, 10:16 AM

I spend my money on a safe drug like alchohol.

TheFLY · 10-14-2003, 10:19 AM

Doctor?

Yes?

My sperm are too fast

Oh really?

Yes.

Here, eat this brownie and hit it 2 times in the morning.

BeHeadR · 10-14-2003, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
Doctor?

Yes?

My sperm are too fast

Oh really?

Yes.

Here, eat this brownie and hit it 2 times in the morning.

Oh if only life were that good.

myjah · 10-14-2003, 04:38 PM

Hey, TheLegacy, thanks for the congrats! We are very excited! Check out the board again...I didn't respond to you...looks like one of my partners in crime was the one that posted. All in good fun! Smoke on!

Joesho · 10-14-2003, 04:40 PM

Hey WTF.... it sure beats a vasectomy!

Nasty D · 10-14-2003, 04:42 PM

Kids are overated

partytime · 10-14-2003, 04:44 PM

What do they say about beer?

Partytime

D_Nell · 10-14-2003, 04:51 PM

So does that mean if you smoke weed you can fuck like crazy and not have to worry about kids?

lol

Tipsy · 10-14-2003, 05:34 PM

kristin · 10-14-2003, 05:41 PM

Not much else to do in Buffalo other than smoke weed and have sex.

ThePornPusher · 10-14-2003, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tipsy

FlyingIguana · 10-14-2003, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tipsy

rofl

TheLegacy · 10-15-2003, 12:02 AM

rofl

smack · 10-15-2003, 12:50 AM

this is how much i worry about my sperm.

10-14-2003, 07:13 AM	#1
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myjah Back in the harbor Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 11,482	interesting...my hubby's been puffin for 10 years and the moment i get off the birth contral BAM! pregnant! I must be REALLY fertile!

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TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	Yeah it's funny I watched this on the news and they have ALL this footage of guys rolling joints and smoking and I'm thinking DAMN this is public TV! Hahaha... I don't see what the point is of the study -- I knew a couple that smoked weed like crazy -- both of them -- she told me she didn't think she could have kids because she smoked so much... well she had the baby -- really cute. Damn I was so attracted to that girl...

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myjah Back in the harbor Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 11,482	Hey, TheLegacy, thanks for the congrats! We are very excited! Check out the board again...I didn't respond to you...looks like one of my partners in crime was the one that posted. All in good fun! Smoke on!

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