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TheLegacy 10-14-2003 07:13 AM

Study: Marijuana smokers' sperm slow
 
WASHINGTON (Reuters) -- Sperm in men who smoke marijuana regularly lose stamina and burn out which may prevent conception, said a study released Monday.

The study by the State University of New York in Buffalo, New York, is the first to focus on the swimming patterns of sperm in men who smoke marijuana, the authors say.

"The sperm from marijuana smokers were moving too fast too early," said Lani Burkman, lead author of the study, in a statement.

"To attach itself to the egg, the sperm has to swim like mad -- that's hyper activation -- and they have to be vigorous at the right time," Burkman said. "Smoking marijuana messes up the natural regulatory system."


http://edition.cnn.com/2003....ex.html

Hindsight 10-14-2003 07:16 AM

"I was gonna become a human.... but then i get high..
I was gonna become the worlds best man, but then i got high
I was gonna become siamese twins... oh yeeeaaahh....
but i got high
but i got high
but i got hiiiigh


LA LA LA LA LA LA"

I'm done.

blazi 10-14-2003 07:17 AM

any pot smokers here?

myjah 10-14-2003 07:21 AM

interesting...my hubby's been puffin for 10 years and the moment i get off the birth contral BAM! pregnant! I must be REALLY fertile!

Hindsight 10-14-2003 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by blazi
any pot smokers here?
Oh no, i doubt it man....


:1orglaugh

goBigtime 10-14-2003 07:23 AM

If you have a really big dick its ok -- they don't have to swim as far. :2 cents:

TheLegacy 10-14-2003 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by myjah
interesting...my hubby's been puffin for 10 years and the moment i get off the birth contral BAM! pregnant! I must be REALLY fertile!

Either that or he has a really shitty dealer

Congrads on the newbie

blazi 10-14-2003 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hindsight


Oh no, i doubt it man....


:1orglaugh

now be honest, I doubt it will hurt to admit it on this board !!

com 10-14-2003 07:26 AM

fuck weed, that shits bad for you... i stick to crack

Vic Lagina 10-14-2003 07:42 AM

Another good reason to smoke weed...birth control.

I haven't touched the stuff since last night...

Hindsight 10-14-2003 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by blazi


now be honest, I doubt it will hurt to admit it on this board !!

And one day the Americans shall discover sarcasm... ahem.

brand0n 10-14-2003 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheLegacy



Either that or he has a really shitty dealer

Congrads on the newbie

so now im a shitty dealer?

and my girl just had a baby, so i think this is a crock of shit if u ask me

TheLegacy 10-14-2003 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n

so now im a shitty dealer?

and my girl just had a baby, so i think this is a crock of shit if u ask me

I never said I agreed with it - and I was also congradulating you on proving them all wrong as well as having a little one

as far as the dealer part was wrong - that was sarcasm meaning that if the article was true - then your weed wasnt that good

candyflip 10-14-2003 09:56 AM

Slow and steady wins the race.

Chong 10-14-2003 10:11 AM

if anything it gives me stamina :)

Lonny 10-14-2003 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hindsight
"I was gonna become a human.... but then i get high..
I was gonna become the worlds best man, but then i got high
I was gonna become siamese twins... oh yeeeaaahh....
but i got high
but i got high
but i got hiiiigh


LA LA LA LA LA LA"

I'm done.


:1orglaugh :smokin

TheFLY 10-14-2003 10:14 AM

Yeah it's funny I watched this on the news and they have ALL this footage of guys rolling joints and smoking and I'm thinking DAMN this is public TV! Hahaha...

I don't see what the point is of the study -- I knew a couple that smoked weed like crazy -- both of them -- she told me she didn't think she could have kids because she smoked so much... well she had the baby -- really cute. Damn I was so attracted to that girl...

Gunni 10-14-2003 10:15 AM

I know a couple in Vegas (many of you might know them as well) that are having a baby, and they smoke a fair bit :winkwink:

EZRhino 10-14-2003 10:16 AM

I spend my money on a safe drug like alchohol. :thumbsup

TheFLY 10-14-2003 10:19 AM

Doctor?

Yes?

My sperm are too fast :(

Oh really?

Yes.

Here, eat this brownie and hit it 2 times in the morning.

BeHeadR 10-14-2003 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
Doctor?

Yes?

My sperm are too fast :(

Oh really?

Yes.

Here, eat this brownie and hit it 2 times in the morning.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Oh if only life were that good.

myjah 10-14-2003 04:38 PM

Hey, TheLegacy, thanks for the congrats! We are very excited! Check out the board again...I didn't respond to you...looks like one of my partners in crime was the one that posted. All in good fun! Smoke on!

Joesho 10-14-2003 04:40 PM

Hey WTF.... it sure beats a vasectomy!

Nasty D 10-14-2003 04:42 PM

Kids are overated:glugglug

partytime 10-14-2003 04:44 PM

What do they say about beer?

Partytime
:drinkup

D_Nell 10-14-2003 04:51 PM

So does that mean if you smoke weed you can fuck like crazy and not have to worry about kids?

lol:winkwink:

Tipsy 10-14-2003 05:34 PM

http://www.cardcircle.com/images/greatnews/sperm.jpg

kristin 10-14-2003 05:41 PM

Not much else to do in Buffalo other than smoke weed and have sex. :thumbsup

ThePornPusher 10-14-2003 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tipsy
http://www.cardcircle.com/images/greatnews/sperm.jpg
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

FlyingIguana 10-14-2003 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tipsy
http://www.cardcircle.com/images/greatnews/sperm.jpg
rofl

TheLegacy 10-15-2003 12:02 AM

rofl:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

smack 10-15-2003 12:50 AM

this is how much i worry about my sperm.
http://www.trickvisuals.com/pics/meandbong.jpg


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