McDonald's to open in Baghdad next year - GoFuckYourself.com

directfiesta · 10-14-2003, 11:34 AM

Iraquis will soon be over weight ...

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About 100 private companies, mainly from Britain and the US, gathered in London yesterday to discuss investment opportunities in post-Saddam Iraq.
The companies, mainly oil and banking, are being invited by the US and British governments to move in as soon as security is restored. The fast-food chain McDonald's, which has a branch in most parts of the world, was predicted by the conference organisers to open in Baghdad next year.

Brian Wilson, Tony Blair's special representative on trade and reconstruction in Iraq, told the conference: "A major drawback for companies wishing to visit Iraq is, of course, the continuing problems with the security situation."

He added that the bombing of the Baghdad Hotel on Sunday had "provided another grim reminder of the dangers which exist".

But he said the British government would send trade missions to Iraq "when the time is right".

Among the Americans attending were the energy giant, ExxonMobil, Delta Airlines and the American Hospital Group.

McDonald's is to attend a follow-up conference at Portland, Maine, next month.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/Iraq/Story...062446,00.html

Colonisation at it's best!

Stud Money · 10-14-2003, 11:36 AM

Mc Hussain burger?

Adorno · 10-14-2003, 11:40 AM

I hope during the grand opening that suicide bombers will level that entire city block.

Evil Chris · 10-14-2003, 11:43 AM

Next year? It's going to take that long?

Brad-Wishing · 10-14-2003, 11:43 AM

"Would you like that Terror-Sized?"

directfiesta · 10-14-2003, 11:44 AM

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Originally posted by Evil Chris
Next year? It's going to take that long?

They are waiting to recruit a few belly-up webmasters here...

Shok · 10-14-2003, 11:44 AM

Mecca McNuggets

swedguy · 10-14-2003, 11:44 AM

MickyD would almost be a bigger target than the embassy.

Good luck!

millionaire · 10-14-2003, 11:45 AM

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Originally posted by Adorno
I hope during the grand opening that suicide bombers will level that entire city block.

Thats a safe bet! Off to the bookies to win me some

fiveyes · 10-14-2003, 11:48 AM

"Plan B" for future Iraqi webmasters...

crockett · 10-14-2003, 11:49 AM

great how long before Iraq is full of overweight webmasters?

deniska · 10-14-2003, 12:03 PM

They are not eating that crap...

Freeway · 10-14-2003, 12:05 PM

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Originally posted by Brad-Wishing
"Would you like that Terror-Sized?"

SleazyDream · 10-14-2003, 12:16 PM

woooohooooo

Rictor · 10-14-2003, 12:18 PM

You know that's going to be a major suicide bomber target. I hope their employees get hazard pay.

Probably the only McDonalds in the world that will have guards with machine guns stationed outside.

crockett · 10-14-2003, 12:20 PM

would you like the special suicide sause with that?

Webby · 10-14-2003, 12:22 PM

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McDonald's to open in Baghdad next year

Dunno what to say about that!! But typifies a culture...of sorts...

I hope they don't get bombed

Bulldog-Johnnie · 10-14-2003, 12:25 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor
You know that's going to be a major suicide bomber target. I hope their employees get hazard pay.

Probably the only McDonalds in the world that will have guards with machine guns stationed outside.

Seen a few armed guards with automatic weapons in a McD's in Mexico City a couple of ago, probably bodyguarding an executive or something like that, actually any Mc Donald's employee would qualify as an executive in M.C.

Rick Latona · 10-14-2003, 12:27 PM

About 100 terrorist organizations, mainly from Iraq and Iran, gathered in Bagdad yesterday to discuss destruction opportunities in post-Saddam Iraq.
The organizations, mainly arabs and other fanatics, are being invited by the US and British governments to move in as soon as security appears to be restored. The fast-food chain McDonald's, which has a branch in most parts of the world, was predicted by the conference organisers to blown away to hell in Baghdad next year.

Ahmed Muhammed, Ishmail Blowemup's special representative on death and destruction in Iraq, told the conference: "A major benifit for organizations wishing to kill in Iraq is, of course, the continuing problems with the security situation."

He added that the bombing of the Baghdad Hotel on Sunday had "provided another great reminder of the benifits which exist".

But he said the British government would send trade missions to Iraq "when the time is right we will kill them all".

Flynn · 10-14-2003, 12:28 PM

no shit, they already hate Americans, they probably wouldn't want a US corporation charging them for shitty burgers after what happened. lol

irishfury · 10-14-2003, 12:31 PM

rooster · 10-14-2003, 12:33 PM

dont let a handful of extremists ruin it for everyone. Most Iraqi people are good people that want a good life and freedom.

Most middle easterners like American products, but are usually under regimes which forbid them and would kill them for doing so.

In other words, let them have a damn burger you commie assholes.

Evil Chris · 10-14-2003, 12:33 PM

so glad I don't live anywhere near that place.

loverboy · 10-14-2003, 12:39 PM

i think this is just a propaganda to lure out some terrorist into the open.

Johny Traffic · 10-14-2003, 12:49 PM

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About 100 terrorist organizations, mainly from Iraq and Iran, gathered in Bagdad yesterday to discuss destruction opportunities in post-Saddam Iraq.

LMAO!

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Flynn pr0's goat screwed me Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 2,083	no shit, they already hate Americans, they probably wouldn't want a US corporation charging them for shitty burgers after what happened. lol

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rooster Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,384	dont let a handful of extremists ruin it for everyone. Most Iraqi people are good people that want a good life and freedom. Most middle easterners like American products, but are usually under regimes which forbid them and would kill them for doing so. In other words, let them have a damn burger you commie assholes.

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loverboy When it rains, it pours Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 20,609	i think this is just a propaganda to lure out some terrorist into the open.