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Old 10-14-2003, 03:33 AM   #1
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How do you like your martini?

In a big glass, frosted enough to make the twist run up the inside of the glass after being intoduced (or washed) with dry vermouth, dirty and straight up... shaken not stirred.
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Old 10-14-2003, 03:34 AM   #2
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Old 10-14-2003, 03:37 AM   #4
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you are obviously a man of quality and distinguished taste
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Old 10-14-2003, 03:38 AM   #5
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you are obviously a man of quality
not really
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Im sorry I forgot the < /sarcasm >
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Old 10-14-2003, 03:58 AM   #8
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shaken

2 olives

VERY dry


and none of this vodka crap...
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Old 10-14-2003, 04:00 AM   #9
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In the bottle. On the shelf. In the store.
Gawd that shit is disgusting
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Old 10-14-2003, 04:16 AM   #10
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i tried one once trying to be cool, i ordered it the same style as 007.... i almost spit it out all over the place.... the guy next to me was like... pretty harsh, huh? after looking like an obvious pussy, i proceeded to complain to the waiter for making it weak... paid the bill and left all pissed off ;-)
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Old 10-14-2003, 04:19 AM   #11
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i tried one once trying to be cool, i ordered it the same style as 007.... i almost spit it out all over the place.... the guy next to me was like... pretty harsh, huh? after looking like an obvious pussy, i proceeded to complain to the waiter for making it weak... paid the bill and left all pissed off ;-)
there's a billion different ways to make a martini... out there somewhere there is one for you. try it my way ;)... and ill second the notion of "none of that vodka shit" thaaank you
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Old 10-14-2003, 04:22 AM   #12
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oh wait i had an apple martini in the Viper Room in hollywood, it had an apple slice floating on top... i felt really gay, but it tasted good =)
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Old 10-14-2003, 04:26 AM   #13
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hehehe i like mine almost heavy on the brine, tastes like seawater when you get to the bottom of it
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Old 10-14-2003, 04:30 AM   #14
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i tried one once trying to be cool, i ordered it the same style as 007.... i almost spit it out all over the place.... the guy next to me was like... pretty harsh, huh? after looking like an obvious pussy, i proceeded to complain to the waiter for making it weak... paid the bill and left all pissed off ;-)
Martini is never strong... just tastes like shit. It's what I used to drink on high school parties to get really drunk really cheap.
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Martini is never strong... just tastes like shit. It's what I used to drink on high school parties to get really drunk really cheap.
you sir have NEVER had a real martini ;)
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you sir have NEVER had a real martini ;)
I may be missing something... martini is a brand of raunchy cheap-ass vermouths, right? Supposed to taste less disgusting with scotch or rum, right?
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Old 10-14-2003, 04:41 AM   #17
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Old 10-14-2003, 06:48 AM   #19
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it's a little early but Dirty Gin Martini with a few olives. Not a fan of vodka unless it's camouflaged by some juice.
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Old 10-14-2003, 06:55 AM   #21
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I may be missing something... martini is a brand of raunchy cheap-ass vermouths, right? Supposed to taste less disgusting with scotch or rum, right?
its a drink made with gin and something else usually, i think you put vermouth in most martinis.



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There are lots of types of martini's http://www.bartv.com/finder/finderre...cp=1#lowerhalf
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Old 10-14-2003, 01:56 PM   #26
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you people adulterate the perfection of a drink that a martini is waaaay too much.
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Old 10-14-2003, 02:17 PM   #27
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Sour Apple Martini

Ingredients:
2 Part(s) Sour Apple Pucker
2 Part(s) Ketel One Vodka
1 Part(s) Cointreau Orange Liqueur
1 Lemon Twist, Cherry or Green Apple Slice

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Stir gently. Strain into martini glass. Garnish with Lemon Twist, Cherry or Green Apple Slice.
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Old 10-14-2003, 02:32 PM   #28
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I like my Martini?s like I like my women very dirty with a twist!
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Odie's sour apple martini....

2 parts vodka
1 part sour apple liqeur(whatever brand ur store carries)
1 part lime juice
a splash of Triple sec

garnish w/ a green apple sliced across the rind...


Odie's Lychee martini

2 parts vodka
1 part Soho(lychee liquer)
spalsh of lime or lychee juice
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garnish w/ a fresh lychee...
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Old 10-14-2003, 02:44 PM   #31
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frosted glass......kettle one or grey goose straight up served filthy dirty .......extra olive
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I like it with jack and coke.
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Grey Goose or Belvedere
Straight up
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just slightly dirty
two anchovie stuffed olives
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