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com 10-14-2003 03:33 AM

How do you like your martini?
 
In a big glass, frosted enough to make the twist run up the inside of the glass after being intoduced (or washed) with dry vermouth, dirty and straight up... shaken not stirred.

integrated 10-14-2003 03:34 AM

shaken not stirred

with an olive

RedBumper 10-14-2003 03:37 AM

Mr. Johny Walker here...... pure

com 10-14-2003 03:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by integrated
shaken not stirred

with an olive

you are obviously a man of quality and distinguished taste

integrated 10-14-2003 03:38 AM

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Originally posted by com


you are obviously a man of quality

not really

com 10-14-2003 03:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by integrated


not really

Im sorry I forgot the < /sarcasm >

integrated 10-14-2003 03:40 AM

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Originally posted by com


Im sorry I forgot the < /sarcasm >

:eek7

Micah - Drizunk 10-14-2003 03:58 AM

shaken

2 olives

VERY dry


and none of this vodka crap...

Libertine 10-14-2003 04:00 AM

In the bottle. On the shelf. In the store.
Gawd that shit is disgusting :throwup

kmanrox 10-14-2003 04:16 AM

i tried one once trying to be cool, i ordered it the same style as 007.... i almost spit it out all over the place.... the guy next to me was like... pretty harsh, huh? after looking like an obvious pussy, i proceeded to complain to the waiter for making it weak... paid the bill and left all pissed off ;-)

com 10-14-2003 04:19 AM

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Originally posted by kmanrox
i tried one once trying to be cool, i ordered it the same style as 007.... i almost spit it out all over the place.... the guy next to me was like... pretty harsh, huh? after looking like an obvious pussy, i proceeded to complain to the waiter for making it weak... paid the bill and left all pissed off ;-)
there's a billion different ways to make a martini... out there somewhere there is one for you. try it my way ;)... and ill second the notion of "none of that vodka shit" thaaank you

kmanrox 10-14-2003 04:22 AM

oh wait i had an apple martini in the Viper Room in hollywood, it had an apple slice floating on top... i felt really gay, but it tasted good =)

com 10-14-2003 04:26 AM

hehehe i like mine almost heavy on the brine, tastes like seawater when you get to the bottom of it

Libertine 10-14-2003 04:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
i tried one once trying to be cool, i ordered it the same style as 007.... i almost spit it out all over the place.... the guy next to me was like... pretty harsh, huh? after looking like an obvious pussy, i proceeded to complain to the waiter for making it weak... paid the bill and left all pissed off ;-)
Martini is never strong... just tastes like shit. It's what I used to drink on high school parties to get really drunk really cheap.

com 10-14-2003 04:30 AM

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Originally posted by punkworld


Martini is never strong... just tastes like shit. It's what I used to drink on high school parties to get really drunk really cheap.

you sir have NEVER had a real martini ;)

Libertine 10-14-2003 04:38 AM

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Originally posted by com


you sir have NEVER had a real martini ;)

I may be missing something... martini is a brand of raunchy cheap-ass vermouths, right? Supposed to taste less disgusting with scotch or rum, right?

adamneve 10-14-2003 04:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by integrated
shaken not stirred

with an olive

:glugglug

CNN 10-14-2003 04:57 AM

with juice only

sweet7 10-14-2003 06:48 AM

it's a little early but Dirty Gin Martini with a few olives. Not a fan of vodka unless it's camouflaged by some juice.

Ross 10-14-2003 06:51 AM

I'd prefer Morgans Spice :thumbsup

beemk 10-14-2003 06:55 AM

real martinis are nasty

LadyMischief 10-14-2003 06:57 AM

Nonexistant :) I prefer club soda with lemon!

beemk 10-14-2003 06:59 AM

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Originally posted by punkworld


I may be missing something... martini is a brand of raunchy cheap-ass vermouths, right? Supposed to taste less disgusting with scotch or rum, right?

its a drink made with gin and something else usually, i think you put vermouth in most martinis.



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GeXus 10-14-2003 07:04 AM

There are lots of types of martini's http://www.bartv.com/finder/finderre...cp=1#lowerhalf

shawcutie 10-14-2003 07:21 AM

chocolate

Micah - Drizunk 10-14-2003 01:56 PM

you people adulterate the perfection of a drink that a martini is waaaay too much.

Della Kattesun 10-14-2003 02:17 PM

Sour Apple Martini

Ingredients:
2 Part(s) Sour Apple Pucker
2 Part(s) Ketel One Vodka
1 Part(s) Cointreau Orange Liqueur
1 Lemon Twist, Cherry or Green Apple Slice

Instructions:
Stir gently. Strain into martini glass. Garnish with Lemon Twist, Cherry or Green Apple Slice.

Chris E 10-14-2003 02:32 PM

With a twist.

theharvman 10-14-2003 02:35 PM

I like my Martini?s like I like my women very dirty with a twist!

Odie 10-14-2003 02:36 PM

Odie's sour apple martini....

2 parts vodka
1 part sour apple liqeur(whatever brand ur store carries)
1 part lime juice
a splash of Triple sec

garnish w/ a green apple sliced across the rind...


Odie's Lychee martini

2 parts vodka
1 part Soho(lychee liquer)
spalsh of lime or lychee juice
a splash of triple sec

garnish w/ a fresh lychee...:thumbsup

Mr. Jim 10-14-2003 02:44 PM

frosted glass......kettle one or grey goose straight up served filthy dirty .......extra olive

EZRhino 10-14-2003 02:46 PM

I like it with jack and coke.

Penrod 10-14-2003 02:52 PM

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sperbonzo 10-14-2003 02:54 PM

Grey Goose or Belvedere
Straight up
Ice cold in icy glass
just slightly dirty
two anchovie stuffed olives

-=HOAX=- 10-14-2003 03:12 PM

Gin, Filthy, twist, extra o...


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