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com · 10-14-2003, 03:33 AM

In a big glass, frosted enough to make the twist run up the inside of the glass after being intoduced (or washed) with dry vermouth, dirty and straight up... shaken not stirred.

integrated · 10-14-2003, 03:34 AM

shaken not stirred

with an olive

RedBumper · 10-14-2003, 03:37 AM

Mr. Johny Walker here...... pure

com · 10-14-2003, 03:37 AM

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Originally posted by integrated
shaken not stirred

with an olive

you are obviously a man of quality and distinguished taste

integrated · 10-14-2003, 03:38 AM

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Originally posted by com

you are obviously a man of quality

not really

com · 10-14-2003, 03:39 AM

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Originally posted by integrated

not really

Im sorry I forgot the < /sarcasm >

integrated · 10-14-2003, 03:40 AM

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Originally posted by com

Im sorry I forgot the < /sarcasm >

Micah - Drizunk · 10-14-2003, 03:58 AM

shaken

2 olives

VERY dry

and none of this vodka crap...

Libertine · 10-14-2003, 04:00 AM

In the bottle. On the shelf. In the store.
Gawd that shit is disgusting

kmanrox · 10-14-2003, 04:16 AM

i tried one once trying to be cool, i ordered it the same style as 007.... i almost spit it out all over the place.... the guy next to me was like... pretty harsh, huh? after looking like an obvious pussy, i proceeded to complain to the waiter for making it weak... paid the bill and left all pissed off ;-)

com · 10-14-2003, 04:19 AM

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Originally posted by kmanrox
i tried one once trying to be cool, i ordered it the same style as 007.... i almost spit it out all over the place.... the guy next to me was like... pretty harsh, huh? after looking like an obvious pussy, i proceeded to complain to the waiter for making it weak... paid the bill and left all pissed off ;-)

there's a billion different ways to make a martini... out there somewhere there is one for you. try it my way ;)... and ill second the notion of "none of that vodka shit" thaaank you

kmanrox · 10-14-2003, 04:22 AM

oh wait i had an apple martini in the Viper Room in hollywood, it had an apple slice floating on top... i felt really gay, but it tasted good =)

com · 10-14-2003, 04:26 AM

hehehe i like mine almost heavy on the brine, tastes like seawater when you get to the bottom of it

Libertine · 10-14-2003, 04:30 AM

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Originally posted by kmanrox
i tried one once trying to be cool, i ordered it the same style as 007.... i almost spit it out all over the place.... the guy next to me was like... pretty harsh, huh? after looking like an obvious pussy, i proceeded to complain to the waiter for making it weak... paid the bill and left all pissed off ;-)

Martini is never strong... just tastes like shit. It's what I used to drink on high school parties to get really drunk really cheap.

com · 10-14-2003, 04:30 AM

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Originally posted by punkworld

Martini is never strong... just tastes like shit. It's what I used to drink on high school parties to get really drunk really cheap.

you sir have NEVER had a real martini ;)

Libertine · 10-14-2003, 04:38 AM

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Originally posted by com

you sir have NEVER had a real martini ;)

I may be missing something... martini is a brand of raunchy cheap-ass vermouths, right? Supposed to taste less disgusting with scotch or rum, right?

adamneve · 10-14-2003, 04:41 AM

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Originally posted by integrated
shaken not stirred

with an olive

CNN · 10-14-2003, 04:57 AM

with juice only

sweet7 · 10-14-2003, 06:48 AM

it's a little early but Dirty Gin Martini with a few olives. Not a fan of vodka unless it's camouflaged by some juice.

Ross · 10-14-2003, 06:51 AM

I'd prefer Morgans Spice

beemk · 10-14-2003, 06:55 AM

real martinis are nasty

LadyMischief · 10-14-2003, 06:57 AM

Nonexistant

I prefer club soda with lemon!

beemk · 10-14-2003, 06:59 AM

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Originally posted by punkworld

I may be missing something... martini is a brand of raunchy cheap-ass vermouths, right? Supposed to taste less disgusting with scotch or rum, right?

its a drink made with gin and something else usually, i think you put vermouth in most martinis.

GeXus · 10-14-2003, 07:04 AM

There are lots of types of martini's http://www.bartv.com/finder/finderre...cp=1#lowerhalf

shawcutie · 10-14-2003, 07:21 AM

chocolate

Micah - Drizunk · 10-14-2003, 01:56 PM

you people adulterate the perfection of a drink that a martini is waaaay too much.

Della Kattesun · 10-14-2003, 02:17 PM

Sour Apple Martini

Ingredients:
2 Part(s) Sour Apple Pucker
2 Part(s) Ketel One Vodka
1 Part(s) Cointreau Orange Liqueur
1 Lemon Twist, Cherry or Green Apple Slice

Instructions:
Stir gently. Strain into martini glass. Garnish with Lemon Twist, Cherry or Green Apple Slice.

Chris E · 10-14-2003, 02:32 PM

With a twist.

theharvman · 10-14-2003, 02:35 PM

I like my Martini?s like I like my women very dirty with a twist!

Odie · 10-14-2003, 02:36 PM

Odie's sour apple martini....

2 parts vodka
1 part sour apple liqeur(whatever brand ur store carries)
1 part lime juice
a splash of Triple sec

garnish w/ a green apple sliced across the rind...

Odie's Lychee martini

2 parts vodka
1 part Soho(lychee liquer)
spalsh of lime or lychee juice
a splash of triple sec

garnish w/ a fresh lychee...

Mr. Jim · 10-14-2003, 02:44 PM

frosted glass......kettle one or grey goose straight up served filthy dirty .......extra olive

EZRhino · 10-14-2003, 02:46 PM

I like it with jack and coke.

Penrod · 10-14-2003, 02:52 PM

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sperbonzo · 10-14-2003, 02:54 PM

Grey Goose or Belvedere
Straight up
Ice cold in icy glass
just slightly dirty
two anchovie stuffed olives

-=HOAX=- · 10-14-2003, 03:12 PM

Gin, Filthy, twist, extra o...

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Della Kattesun Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 34	Sour Apple Martini Ingredients: 2 Part(s) Sour Apple Pucker 2 Part(s) Ketel One Vodka 1 Part(s) Cointreau Orange Liqueur 1 Lemon Twist, Cherry or Green Apple Slice Instructions: Stir gently. Strain into martini glass. Garnish with Lemon Twist, Cherry or Green Apple Slice. __________________ xo Della Kattesun xo

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sperbonzo I'd rather be on my boat. Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: Miami, FL Posts: 9,748	Grey Goose or Belvedere Straight up Ice cold in icy glass just slightly dirty two anchovie stuffed olives

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