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10-13-2003, 09:12 PM
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If u touch it, I will cum
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Location: long island
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worst pick up lines
"is your father a terrorist,............cause your da bomb"
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10-13-2003, 09:13 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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"Hello, my name is Mr. Izz"
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10-13-2003, 09:14 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Hi wanna fuck?
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10-13-2003, 09:14 PM
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If u touch it, I will cum
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that never worked for me, has it worked for you?
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10-13-2003, 09:15 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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when said jokingly, can actually be a conversation starter juicy. although I admit, I've never fucked anyone I started a conversation with using that line. |
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10-13-2003, 09:15 PM
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Master of Gfy.com
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"Hi, I am 21 and drive a 200,000 dollar car and live in a 2 million dollar house, wanna bang?"
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10-13-2003, 09:18 PM
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Confirmed User
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Location: Boston
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does YOUR DADDY steal things!! cause it look like he took star from IN YOUR EYE!!
(vietnamese accent) |
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10-13-2003, 09:22 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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here's one that DOES work
male points gun at prospect and says "either you get in the trunk, or your brains do" Exciting lay, the easy way.  |
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10-13-2003, 09:23 PM
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Long time no happy ending
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in this situation it was just all she could muster because she's so fucking stupid Trailer trash. |
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10-13-2003, 09:25 PM
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The O is for Oohhh
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"You gunna keep standing there with your mouth hangin' open, or are you gunna buy me a fuckin' drink?"
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10-13-2003, 09:26 PM
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If u touch it, I will cum
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10-13-2003, 09:27 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: California
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How about
"Hey baby, wanna make some videos for my website?"
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FrameShots Video Thumbnail Maker Capture just the right thumbnails in your MPEG/WMV/DivX/XviD/Whatever video files. |
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10-13-2003, 09:27 PM
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step 1
goto night club step 2 scope out the room for hotties drinking step3 wait until they leave there drink unattended step4 MAKE your move, spike her drink with some hardcore drugs step5 seperate her from her friends step6 lure her to your car, get laid step7 pour whisky all over her step8 dump her in some location close to the club from which see came easy as that NO PICK UP LINE NEEDED
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10-13-2003, 09:29 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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not cool that is a copyrighted passage from my autobiography, edit that post please. |
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10-13-2003, 09:31 PM
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If u touch it, I will cum
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grogans method
pull up to the high school in the yellow bus and say"get in"
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10-13-2003, 09:32 PM
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I need a beer
 
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10-13-2003, 09:33 PM
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they were asking for it
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10-13-2003, 09:51 PM
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Why don't you come home with me? I can afford food...
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10-13-2003, 09:52 PM
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Long time no happy ending
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Say baby... don't say maybe... sit on my face & make some GRAVY!!!
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