worst pick up lines
 

"is your father a terrorist,............cause your da bomb"

"Hello, my name is Mr. Izz"

Hi wanna fuck?

that never worked for me, has it worked for you?

when said jokingly, can actually be a conversation starter juicy.


although I admit, I've never fucked anyone I started a conversation with using that line.

"Hi, I am 21 and drive a 200,000 dollar car and live in a 2 million dollar house, wanna bang?"

does YOUR DADDY steal things!! cause it look like he took star from IN YOUR EYE!!

(vietnamese accent)

here's one that DOES work

male points gun at prospect and says "either you get in the trunk, or your brains do"

Exciting lay, the easy way. :thumbsup

works for me... http://www.povporn.com/freebies/vide...r_short_ad.wmv

in this situation it was just all she could muster because she's so fucking stupid Trailer trash.

"You gunna keep standing there with your mouth hangin' open, or are you gunna buy me a fuckin' drink?"

that was nice:thumbsup

How about
"Hey baby, wanna make some videos for my website?"

step 1
goto night club

step 2
scope out the room for hotties drinking

step3
wait until they leave there drink unattended

step4
MAKE your move, spike her drink with some hardcore drugs

step5
seperate her from her friends

step6
lure her to your car, get laid

step7
pour whisky all over her

step8
dump her in some location close to the club from which see came

easy as that NO PICK UP LINE NEEDED

not cool


that is a copyrighted passage from my autobiography, edit that post please.

grogans method


pull up to the high school in the yellow bus and say"get in"

Called rape...Bubba's going to like you in the shower.

hey man

they were asking for it

Why don't you come home with me? I can afford food...

Say baby... don't say maybe... sit on my face & make some GRAVY!!!