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			 I live in athens, GA which is a huge college party town.  Some friends and I have often discussed about opening an alcohol delivery service.  It would make a killing.  I know there are a few out there.  Anyone know of any? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	What do you think of the idea? Would you use it? We'd probably do it in conjunction with a local package store and we'd sell beer, liquor, kegs, cigs, coke, redbull...anything someone might need for a hard night of partying. We would have a min amount, say $20 per delivery. We'd probably only have to work from like 7-12 each night too. Lot of liablity probably though.  | 
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		 You know you need a liquor license right?> 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 What is the distance you will deliver ? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Oh yeah, that too.  I left out a few things.  We are looking into the local bylaws right now.  Our slogan would be "we bring the party" 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I suggest you check local and State laws before you get too excited. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 id also guess that its hard to get going,  otherwise companies like dominos would definitely be delivering beer with the pizza 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Zach - You could make some quick, easy money doing that, but just make sure you have some money stashed away for bail. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 omg why didn't the liquor stores in your area think of that?! - you sir are a genius! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 better check ID's or the cops can setup the easiest sting in the world 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 These services do exist, so I know it is possable.  Beats me why we don't already have it hear.  We are meeting with a lawyer and the owner of a local liquor store soon to discuss this.   
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 before looking for slogans and marketing tactics, look into the legalities of this. I doubt it's as easy as it sounds. Getting a liquor license is not easy, let alone one for delivering alcohol versus a restaurant or bar. Then you gotta ID everyone you sell to, and respect the bilaws for time of day you sell the liquor, etc. etc. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 Would anyone actually use this? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 There is  beer delivery in Gainesville, Florida at the Univ of Florida . 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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 at least let the kids dream hahaha http://www.pinkdot.com #1 Delivery 
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		 How about you start  now. I'll take a 24 of Labatt Blue, and a 26 of Crown.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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 Aren't liquor stores liable if they sell liquor to someone who is obviously intoxicated in their estimation? 
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		 There's a strip club here, Diamonds Cabaret, that went nude after some locals tried to get their liquor license yanked. They turned into a private club (something like $5 a year for a membership), ages 18 and up. It's BYOB for 21 and up, and they store your shit in the cooler for you. Of course, they charge a "corking fee" to serve your booze to you so you are paying out the ass to drink your own stuff, but you get nude broads and booze. They mark your stuff with your membership number, and will keep it for a period of time. If you don't carry your own in, you can place an order from the carry-out next door, who will deliver it. Of course, the same guys who own the club own the carry-out  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	  They have been doing this for a few years and have had no legal problems. They are also widely acknowledged as the classiest club in town, it's no dump. Now THAT's a business idea.  | 
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		 We have that in my town, it's called Speedy Bottle. It's been around for over 10 years and the liquor laws are insanely anal here so there's got to be a way to make it work. I think the main thing is to be 100% above-board and legit, no screwing around and bending the rules.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 you would make a killing here.. but im pretty sure its against the law.. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 theres like a dozen delivery places here in edmonton that will deliver u booze smokes what ever tha fuk u want 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 dont mean to burst your bubble but it wont happen. i wish, but sorry. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I used to get kegs and cases delivered all the time in College Park, MD - University Of Maryland. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 we've got em at DePaul 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 We use it every Friday night, pretty much. We golf and go back to a friends house and they always forget to bring beer. I think its about $10 more and its a Taxi company that picks it up and brings it over. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
	
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		 around here ppl just call taxis to buy and deliver alcohol to them if they want delivered..or are underage lol. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 There are a ton of beer distributors here in the Philly area that deliver over a certain amount to your house, like at least a 1/2 keg of beer............... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 A guy I know started one of those locally. It didn't take long to get started, he was making about $25,000 a year in cash, and he was cleaning up on Air Miles too, because he would purchase all the booze from the LCBO on his Air Miles mastercard, so he would get double Air Miles on his purchases.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Shit, In MT the Taxi drivers will pick up anything you want, Booze, Cigarettes, Coke, Whores, Jar of peanut butter it dont matter. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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