The worst affiliate program spam ever. - GoFuckYourself.com

Excellence · 10-08-2003, 12:20 PM

This has to be the cockiest, most blatant, and longest affiliate program spam in a forum that has almost nothing to do with pharmacies!

1. We have over 125 full-time in house employees. This makes us the largest prescribing online pharmacy on the planet

2. Payments are issues by wire transfer directly to your bank account every 7 days. The pay periods are Wednesday-Thursday every week.
3. We have the widest selection of products out there, including many non-prescription products, and now a mortgage lead program.
4. We give our affiliates websites of their own for free.
5. We give large affiliates phone numbers of their own that get answered as if they owned the whole operation. "Hello xyz website."
6. Our reorder notification system reminds customers as soon as they can reorder, and gives you the credit!
7. The only website listed on any of the packaging your customer receives is yours!
8. We pay every week! We went from monthly, to bi weekly, to every week!
9. We have a dedicated development staff that makes new site looks and feels for our super affiliates, and makes sure that your tech issues get taken care of. They will even do all the work of uploading and testing your site for you.
10. You see your commissions in real time, and exactly which products you are selling the most of. You also get to see the domain names that are generating you the most sales.
11. We have redundant doctors, pharmacies, you name it, so that no matter what happens (one state got snowed in once) your customers still receive the service they deserve.
12. Our phone staff will answer the phone as though they were your site to get your orders for you. If you are a really small affiliate, and don't qualify for your own dedicated line, they still try to beat the information out of the caller so that you get the money that you deserve.
13. We pay you based on the actual drug cost. The formula is 50% of very gross profit. I.e. 50% of the sale price minus the drug cost.
14. We have been at this for a long time now, and every single affiliate has been paid every single penny they have ever been owed. I cannot say the same for many other online pharmacies.
15. We are open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. I believe we were one of the first to do 24 hour customer service.
16 All executives and tech people work 6 days a week here.
17. We always pick up the phone, and when we are on the other line, everyone always gets called back.

18. A special bulletproof 1-800 number for opt-in mailers to increase their mailings response.

19. Our phone staff manually calls all of your credit card declines to get their money for you.

20. We take COD.

21. We do overnight shipping

22. You can change your prices whenever you like, and never have to edit your html, because you can pull them with xml in realtime.

23. Your customers are emailed the minute that they can reorder, and are continued to be emailed no your behalf until they reorder or opt out.

24. You can see your historic sales performance graphically with searchable date ranges and statuses.

25. Orders that are placed before a medication can be refilled are held for shipment for the customer till the appropriate time to insure they get their meds on time, and you are paid as soon as possible.

26. We have online chat that is actually answered 24 hours a day, 7 days a week!

27. PHP and asp order form for cross platform support.

28. You customers are emailed their tracking number the second their package is scanned by FedEx.

29. As long as they order before 2pm EST (usually more like 5 pm) they order arrives at their door the very next day.

30. Around 20 different templates for you to choose from: Visit http://www.sitesandbanners4u.com to check them out.

31. A refrigerator magnet shipped with every package so they don?t forget to call and order from you instead of another online pharmacy, or not order at all.

32. Referral commissions of 5% on everyone that you refer to us.

33. A company that is now, and will forever be at the cutting edge for our affiliates. Always looking out for new products and methods to make our affiliates more money.

We also used to have great communication until our email addresses got attacked, and keep getting attacked by our competitors. Thus we now have several aol, msn, yahoo, and icq names for everyones convenience to get a hold of us in real time. Mine are:

Me:
MyRxBizcom on aol instant messenger.
215286749 is the UIN on ICQ

For Technical Questions:
Angelo
AIM: rxtekhead
ICQ: 284364796

This is in addition to the toll free number we pay for so you can contact us for free:
1-888-232-8107
Operator: x0
Accounts payable: 341
Tech: 203
New partners: 210

The next post will be testimonials so good that you'd think we wrote them ourselves.

Excellence · 10-08-2003, 12:21 PM

Here are some testimonials and gift summaries I promised you:

Hello MyRxBiz Staff,

I just wanted to drop an email and thank everyone on the staff that has assisted me in a variety of ways. As a business professional and company owner I tend to be demanding at times and have placed a lot of requests on all of you in one way or another. I want you to know that while I may have needs that have needed to be filled, your prompt and courteous response to the issues that have arisen as a result of the growing pains that you are now experiencing have been greatly appreciated.

To Jim, I wish to think you for your assistance in attempting to respond to a myriad of new technical issues that have arisen as a result of recent changes and expansion. Including working on some technical requests and issues that I have had so that I may better run my site and increase productivity and customer satisfaction. Not to mention relaying several requests that don?t even fall within your realm of responsibility.

To Jack for working on many of the site aspects currently underway so that I and other affiliates have proper technology to best use our sites, as well as fulfilling my questions on my retail accounts/order.asp issues.

To Adam, for his prompt and courteous assistance in a critical issue involving me not being able to receive my commission checks and working with me until a feasible solution was reached.

To Brody and all of the team of customer service reps that have helped both me and my customers resolve a variety of issues created by some of the pharmacies, primarily due to shipping problems. Brody, you have been an incredible resource for me and my customers in so many other ways as well in dealing with extremely unusual pharmacy issues, and providing details that have better help me understand many of the situations currently being dealt with. You are an absolutely invaluable asset to me, my company, and my customers.

Finally to Richard, while you are not often available for direct contact, for your quick delegation of issues that I have requested assistance with.

I am currently working on several projects that should triple my sales within the next few months, and I am looking forward to working with you all as these plans unfold

I know that MyRxBiz is currently undergoing some growing pains as a result of their great growth, however if you continue to provide the personal level of service that I am currently receiving, I am sure that we will all have a long and fruitful professional relationship.

I look forward to working together to achieve our mutual goals of quality service, growth, and business prosperity.

Sincerely

XXXX XXXXXXXX
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.org
xxxxxxxxxx.com

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Nice things happen when pharmacies ship on time:

Hi Guys

We all know that there are shipping issues with certain pharmacies that
cause many customer issues. This here, however, illustrates the positive
results that hold true when people recieve proper, quick delivery of their
products, obviously along with the good service we always all provide.

This is a message that I received from one of my customers. I get a lot of
thankyou's on our service and pricing, but this was interesting due to the
fact it was the prompt delivery that she really liked. This was from my
XXXXXXXXXXX.com site, which has traditionally been plagued with shipping
issues regarding soma from XXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXX.
---------------------------------
Hi,
Just wanted to drop you a note to say THANK YOU. You guys are awesome. I
placed my order yester at 9:30am 04-03-2003 and received it today later
morning, 04-04-2003.
Wonderful service. I will definitely be back.
Thank you very much,
XXXXXXX X. XXXXXX
----------------------------------

Food for thought.

Sincerely
XXXXXXXX
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"You guys are great! I literally receive emails everyday praising the excellent customer service you guys have been providing for my site. And I just can't believe the commitment you have to making affiliates happy and providing an honest affiliate program. My sales have gone up dramatically since the switch [from another pharmacy provider] and my income has increased by ten times! It has been a life changing experience and Ijust can't thank you enough!" XXXXX X.

Richard: I still can't believe he called working with us a life changing experience, but thats the real quote.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

As far as unexpected gifts, we have received:

1. 3 HUGE boxes of chocolates, and when I say huge, I litterallly mean that the whole company could not finish them off. We still have one box up on display with the bow tie still around it.

2. Pizza for the company.

3. Gift certificates for Macaroni Bar and Grille.

The fact that our affiliates would send us gifts actually makes me smile everytime I think about it. It means that we are having a genuninely wonderful effect on at least a few peoples lifes.

----------------------------
THe best of all:
A new affiliate just sent us a check for $250 directly to the rep that brought him on (Terry). The bottom of the check says "For steak and lobster dinner."

So we don't have to host the image, I am retyping the letter.

May 23, 2003

Mr. Terry XXXXXXX
MyRxBiz
XXXXXXXXX
XXXXXXXXX

Dear Mr. XXXXX,

On Behalf of XXXXXXXXXXX corporation, I would like to express my sincerest gratitude for the exceptional customer service that you have provided to our company since joining your affiliate program. Dedicated employees that go beyond their job description to accomplish that needs to be done, when it needs to be done, are few and far between these days. Your level of service is an asset to our company?s success. We look forward to a long and prosperous relationship with you and your company when they employ people of your caliber.

Thank you for your exceptional service!

Sincerely,
"signature"
XXXX XXXXXX
President
XXXXXXXXXX Corporation.

Excellence · 10-08-2003, 12:22 PM

Damned longest and worst spam ever! Yes!

calm · 10-08-2003, 12:22 PM

I got an e-mail from you guys once saying that you would set me up with a full spamming operation... was that you or someone looking for a referral?

Plan9 · 10-08-2003, 12:25 PM

31. A refrigerator magnet shipped with every package so they don?t forget to call and order from you instead of another online pharmacy, or not order at all.

Excellence · 10-08-2003, 12:30 PM

We got joe jobbed for about 1 month straight with about the worst joe I have ever seen. They actually spidered n.a.n.a.e. (largest group of antispammers and real deal admins on the planet) and slammed it above and beyond the call of duty.

Needless to say, myrxbiz got ddos'd and complained about to a degree that no host could take, and YourRxBiz.com was born.

10-08-2003, 12:33 PM

cool program and horrible spam.

Herb Kornfield · 10-08-2003, 12:35 PM

33. A company that is now, and will forever be at the cutting edge for our affiliates. Always looking out for new products and methods to make our affiliates more money.

-->> Adultcentro?

Excellence · 10-08-2003, 12:36 PM

Actually we are thinking of replacing the V-pro/stamina-rx with Magna-RX to see how it converts.

detoxed · 10-08-2003, 12:36 PM

Yeah that guy is an asshole too at least the one I talked to.
He lied about payment methods then sent me an application that required my to give my bank info to a complete stranger. Yeah right.

Excellence · 10-08-2003, 12:38 PM

Yeah, its bank wire only right now, because (ADP) the payroll company can only issue checks for a company that has a US presence. Thus until we find an international payroll company that will send checks to the US that clear quickly, its bankwire only.

Excellence · 10-08-2003, 12:41 PM

Is epassporte more desireable than wire?

EZRhino · 10-08-2003, 12:43 PM

Why make us suffer with this spam.

Excellence · 10-08-2003, 12:43 PM

All your traffic are belong to us.

Mateo1721 · 10-08-2003, 12:44 PM

you know you guys love it

Mateo1721 · 10-08-2003, 12:53 PM

brand0n · 10-08-2003, 01:00 PM

thats alot of spam

Why · 10-08-2003, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Excellence
All your traffic are belong to us.

engrish?

rocki · 10-08-2003, 01:04 PM

i wonder if that is from this guy i met this weekend in curacao that did online drugs, the spam totally fits his pitch... hehe

Mateo1721 · 10-08-2003, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rocki
i wonder if that is from this guy i met this weekend in curacao that did online drugs, the spam totally fits his pitch... hehe

he's one and the same

eroswebmaster · 10-08-2003, 01:20 PM

My next post will be the shortest response you'll get on this thread.

eroswebmaster · 10-08-2003, 01:21 PM

Mateo1721 · 10-08-2003, 01:44 PM

We though you guys would rip us much harder than this.

HarlotCash Dyker · 10-08-2003, 01:53 PM

How much do you charge for a kilo of dope?

X it by your own weight and you'll see how much you are worth!

10-08-2003, 12:20 PM	#1
Excellence Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 89	The worst affiliate program spam ever. This has to be the cockiest, most blatant, and longest affiliate program spam in a forum that has almost nothing to do with pharmacies! 1. We have over 125 full-time in house employees. This makes us the largest prescribing online pharmacy on the planet 2. Payments are issues by wire transfer directly to your bank account every 7 days. The pay periods are Wednesday-Thursday every week. 3. We have the widest selection of products out there, including many non-prescription products, and now a mortgage lead program. 4. We give our affiliates websites of their own for free. 5. We give large affiliates phone numbers of their own that get answered as if they owned the whole operation. "Hello xyz website." 6. Our reorder notification system reminds customers as soon as they can reorder, and gives you the credit! 7. The only website listed on any of the packaging your customer receives is yours! 8. We pay every week! We went from monthly, to bi weekly, to every week! 9. We have a dedicated development staff that makes new site looks and feels for our super affiliates, and makes sure that your tech issues get taken care of. They will even do all the work of uploading and testing your site for you. 10. You see your commissions in real time, and exactly which products you are selling the most of. You also get to see the domain names that are generating you the most sales. 11. We have redundant doctors, pharmacies, you name it, so that no matter what happens (one state got snowed in once) your customers still receive the service they deserve. 12. Our phone staff will answer the phone as though they were your site to get your orders for you. If you are a really small affiliate, and don't qualify for your own dedicated line, they still try to beat the information out of the caller so that you get the money that you deserve. 13. We pay you based on the actual drug cost. The formula is 50% of very gross profit. I.e. 50% of the sale price minus the drug cost. 14. We have been at this for a long time now, and every single affiliate has been paid every single penny they have ever been owed. I cannot say the same for many other online pharmacies. 15. We are open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. I believe we were one of the first to do 24 hour customer service. 16 All executives and tech people work 6 days a week here. 17. We always pick up the phone, and when we are on the other line, everyone always gets called back. 18. A special bulletproof 1-800 number for opt-in mailers to increase their mailings response. 19. Our phone staff manually calls all of your credit card declines to get their money for you. 20. We take COD. 21. We do overnight shipping 22. You can change your prices whenever you like, and never have to edit your html, because you can pull them with xml in realtime. 23. Your customers are emailed the minute that they can reorder, and are continued to be emailed no your behalf until they reorder or opt out. 24. You can see your historic sales performance graphically with searchable date ranges and statuses. 25. Orders that are placed before a medication can be refilled are held for shipment for the customer till the appropriate time to insure they get their meds on time, and you are paid as soon as possible. 26. We have online chat that is actually answered 24 hours a day, 7 days a week! 27. PHP and asp order form for cross platform support. 28. You customers are emailed their tracking number the second their package is scanned by FedEx. 29. As long as they order before 2pm EST (usually more like 5 pm) they order arrives at their door the very next day. 30. Around 20 different templates for you to choose from: Visit http://www.sitesandbanners4u.com to check them out. 31. A refrigerator magnet shipped with every package so they don?t forget to call and order from you instead of another online pharmacy, or not order at all. 32. Referral commissions of 5% on everyone that you refer to us. 33. A company that is now, and will forever be at the cutting edge for our affiliates. Always looking out for new products and methods to make our affiliates more money. We also used to have great communication until our email addresses got attacked, and keep getting attacked by our competitors. Thus we now have several aol, msn, yahoo, and icq names for everyones convenience to get a hold of us in real time. Mine are: Me: MyRxBizcom on aol instant messenger. 215286749 is the UIN on ICQ For Technical Questions: Angelo AIM: rxtekhead ICQ: 284364796 This is in addition to the toll free number we pay for so you can contact us for free: 1-888-232-8107 Operator: x0 Accounts payable: 341 Tech: 203 New partners: 210 The next post will be testimonials so good that you'd think we wrote them ourselves.

10-08-2003, 12:22 PM	#4
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10-08-2003, 12:53 PM	#16
Mateo1721 Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 626	bump

10-08-2003, 01:00 PM	#17
brand0n been very busy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: the queen city Posts: 26,983	thats alot of spam __________________ want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

10-08-2003, 01:20 PM	#21
eroswebmaster March 1st, 2003 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seat 4 @ Venetian Poker Room Posts: 20,295	My next post will be the shortest response you'll get on this thread. __________________ For rent - ICQ 127-027-910 Click here for more details

10-08-2003, 12:21 PM	#2
Excellence Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 89	Here are some testimonials and gift summaries I promised you: Hello MyRxBiz Staff, I just wanted to drop an email and thank everyone on the staff that has assisted me in a variety of ways. As a business professional and company owner I tend to be demanding at times and have placed a lot of requests on all of you in one way or another. I want you to know that while I may have needs that have needed to be filled, your prompt and courteous response to the issues that have arisen as a result of the growing pains that you are now experiencing have been greatly appreciated. To Jim, I wish to think you for your assistance in attempting to respond to a myriad of new technical issues that have arisen as a result of recent changes and expansion. Including working on some technical requests and issues that I have had so that I may better run my site and increase productivity and customer satisfaction. Not to mention relaying several requests that don?t even fall within your realm of responsibility. To Jack for working on many of the site aspects currently underway so that I and other affiliates have proper technology to best use our sites, as well as fulfilling my questions on my retail accounts/order.asp issues. To Adam, for his prompt and courteous assistance in a critical issue involving me not being able to receive my commission checks and working with me until a feasible solution was reached. To Brody and all of the team of customer service reps that have helped both me and my customers resolve a variety of issues created by some of the pharmacies, primarily due to shipping problems. Brody, you have been an incredible resource for me and my customers in so many other ways as well in dealing with extremely unusual pharmacy issues, and providing details that have better help me understand many of the situations currently being dealt with. You are an absolutely invaluable asset to me, my company, and my customers. Finally to Richard, while you are not often available for direct contact, for your quick delegation of issues that I have requested assistance with. I am currently working on several projects that should triple my sales within the next few months, and I am looking forward to working with you all as these plans unfold I know that MyRxBiz is currently undergoing some growing pains as a result of their great growth, however if you continue to provide the personal level of service that I am currently receiving, I am sure that we will all have a long and fruitful professional relationship. I look forward to working together to achieve our mutual goals of quality service, growth, and business prosperity. Sincerely XXXX XXXXXXXX xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.org xxxxxxxxxx.com ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nice things happen when pharmacies ship on time: Hi Guys We all know that there are shipping issues with certain pharmacies that cause many customer issues. This here, however, illustrates the positive results that hold true when people recieve proper, quick delivery of their products, obviously along with the good service we always all provide. This is a message that I received from one of my customers. I get a lot of thankyou's on our service and pricing, but this was interesting due to the fact it was the prompt delivery that she really liked. This was from my XXXXXXXXXXX.com site, which has traditionally been plagued with shipping issues regarding soma from XXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXX. --------------------------------- Hi, Just wanted to drop you a note to say THANK YOU. You guys are awesome. I placed my order yester at 9:30am 04-03-2003 and received it today later morning, 04-04-2003. Wonderful service. I will definitely be back. Thank you very much, XXXXXXX X. XXXXXX ---------------------------------- Food for thought. Sincerely XXXXXXXX ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "You guys are great! I literally receive emails everyday praising the excellent customer service you guys have been providing for my site. And I just can't believe the commitment you have to making affiliates happy and providing an honest affiliate program. My sales have gone up dramatically since the switch [from another pharmacy provider] and my income has increased by ten times! It has been a life changing experience and Ijust can't thank you enough!" XXXXX X. Richard: I still can't believe he called working with us a life changing experience, but thats the real quote. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ As far as unexpected gifts, we have received: 1. 3 HUGE boxes of chocolates, and when I say huge, I litterallly mean that the whole company could not finish them off. We still have one box up on display with the bow tie still around it. 2. Pizza for the company. 3. Gift certificates for Macaroni Bar and Grille. The fact that our affiliates would send us gifts actually makes me smile everytime I think about it. It means that we are having a genuninely wonderful effect on at least a few peoples lifes. ---------------------------- THe best of all: A new affiliate just sent us a check for $250 directly to the rep that brought him on (Terry). The bottom of the check says "For steak and lobster dinner." So we don't have to host the image, I am retyping the letter. May 23, 2003 Mr. Terry XXXXXXX MyRxBiz XXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXX Dear Mr. XXXXX, On Behalf of XXXXXXXXXXX corporation, I would like to express my sincerest gratitude for the exceptional customer service that you have provided to our company since joining your affiliate program. Dedicated employees that go beyond their job description to accomplish that needs to be done, when it needs to be done, are few and far between these days. Your level of service is an asset to our company?s success. We look forward to a long and prosperous relationship with you and your company when they employ people of your caliber. Thank you for your exceptional service! Sincerely, "signature" XXXX XXXXXX President XXXXXXXXXX Corporation.

10-08-2003, 12:25 PM	#5
Plan9 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,801	31. A refrigerator magnet shipped with every package so they don?t forget to call and order from you instead of another online pharmacy, or not order at all.

10-08-2003, 12:30 PM	#6
Excellence Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 89	We got joe jobbed for about 1 month straight with about the worst joe I have ever seen. They actually spidered n.a.n.a.e. (largest group of antispammers and real deal admins on the planet) and slammed it above and beyond the call of duty. Needless to say, myrxbiz got ddos'd and complained about to a degree that no host could take, and YourRxBiz.com was born.

10-08-2003, 12:33 PM	#7
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	cool program and horrible spam.

10-08-2003, 12:35 PM	#8
Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	33. A company that is now, and will forever be at the cutting edge for our affiliates. Always looking out for new products and methods to make our affiliates more money. -->> Adultcentro?

10-08-2003, 12:36 PM	#9
Excellence Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 89	Actually we are thinking of replacing the V-pro/stamina-rx with Magna-RX to see how it converts.

10-08-2003, 12:36 PM	#10
detoxed vip member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,798	Yeah that guy is an asshole too at least the one I talked to. He lied about payment methods then sent me an application that required my to give my bank info to a complete stranger. Yeah right.

10-08-2003, 12:38 PM	#11
Excellence Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 89	Yeah, its bank wire only right now, because (ADP) the payroll company can only issue checks for a company that has a US presence. Thus until we find an international payroll company that will send checks to the US that clear quickly, its bankwire only.

10-08-2003, 12:41 PM	#12
Excellence Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 89	Is epassporte more desireable than wire?

10-08-2003, 12:43 PM	#13
EZRhino Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: couch Posts: 6,258	Why make us suffer with this spam.

10-08-2003, 12:44 PM	#15
Mateo1721 Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 626	you know you guys love it

10-08-2003, 01:04 PM	#19
rocki Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Fort Lauderdale Posts: 988	i wonder if that is from this guy i met this weekend in curacao that did online drugs, the spam totally fits his pitch... hehe

10-08-2003, 01:21 PM	#22
eroswebmaster March 1st, 2003 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seat 4 @ Venetian Poker Room Posts: 20,295	__________________ For rent - ICQ 127-027-910 Click here for more details

10-08-2003, 01:44 PM	#23
Mateo1721 Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 626	We though you guys would rip us much harder than this.

10-08-2003, 01:53 PM	#24
HarlotCash Dyker Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: At a whorehouse near you Posts: 1,828	How much do you charge for a kilo of dope? X it by your own weight and you'll see how much you are worth! __________________ !!!Harlot Cash<<>>Harlot Cash<<>>Harlot Cash<<>>Harlot Cash!!!