Introducing EffexMedia.Com ver 2.0 - GoFuckYourself.com

EffexJeff · 10-08-2003, 11:48 AM

Afternoon GFY'ers. As this is my first post, I just wanted to introduce myself and who I work for and inevitably get tooled on for doing so.

I am the new web developer here at Effex Media. Some of you may know my boss, Adam Winters. He's the guy with the big biceps and the thick neck. For those of you unfamiliar with Effex Media, our company operates a network of 2500 adult product resellers who use our software to sell adult dvd's, vhs, toys, video on demand titles and dvd rentals. I have just completed the finishing touches on our new reseller back-end and corporate presence and invite you all to take a look at www.effexmedia.com and sign up for a store if you haven't done so already. Doesn't cost you a dime.

For those of you who currently have a store with Effex, I invite you to leave some feedback on my updates and suggestions for the future. Or if you like, you can take this photo of me and copy paste it onto the bodies of various barnyard animals or morbidly obese women...whatever floats your boat.

<img src="http://members.aol.com/intmulti/staff/jas/shain-1.jpg">

I appreciate the opportunity to get to know all of you and look forward to the day when we can all have a drink and discuss what you're about to do to my picture face to face. Lol.

G-d bless you all and GFY. I've learned a lot from lurking. Now its time to contribute.

Thanks,

EffexJeff

PS. If there are any Opie & Anthony fans out there, I am also the sole developer on FoundryMusic.Com. We're always looking for models and webmasters to interview and promote.

Jamie · 10-08-2003, 02:20 PM

Let me be the first to say Go Fuck Yourself

10-08-2003, 02:21 PM

God bless us all? Fuck off.

TheEbonyFelony · 10-08-2003, 02:22 PM

Brad-Wishing · 10-08-2003, 02:24 PM

Hey, welcome to the board. Go fuck yourself!

EffexJeff · 10-08-2003, 02:38 PM

Sniff...you like me, you really like me...i feel like the bee girl at the end of the No Rain video

homegrownmof · 10-08-2003, 02:52 PM

Yet you have a British Glam-rock hairdo.

Welcome anyway.

Penthouse_mike · 10-08-2003, 03:55 PM

welcome jeff

i saw the new look this morning.

I noticed you have some new features to track traffic and sales.
We added the new tracking codes this morning, but I haven't seen the reports yet.

Nice wig. You from Jersey?

EffexAdam · 10-08-2003, 05:29 PM

If you still had that hair we never would have hired you!

nosey · 10-08-2003, 05:33 PM

Mutt · 10-08-2003, 05:41 PM

I love that scary comeback Opus and Anthony have made. Two idiots who ripped off everything Howard Stern ever did.

I tuned in a few times to see what they were about, Stern likes to hyperbolize but I swear I was listening to somebody do a Howard Stern impression each time I tuned in.

but good luck anyway with your new job

EffexJeff · 10-09-2003, 06:27 AM

So what if they're similar to Stern? He won't be around forever. Both shows are entertaining.

EffexAdam · 10-09-2003, 11:34 AM

sig test

HarlotCash Dyker · 10-09-2003, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Yet you have a British Glam-rock hairdo.

It's far more scary than that...

I am betting it's a photoshop job to make the thread go longer.

MattO · 10-09-2003, 11:58 AM

harvey · 10-09-2003, 12:02 PM

fnet · 10-09-2003, 12:22 PM

I hear you guys only do 30%.

Who does your fraud scrubbing?

EffexJeff · 10-10-2003, 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fnet
I hear you guys only do 30%.

Who does your fraud scrubbing?

Our full-time staff of fraud prevention reps work with Cybercash & Nova to scrub for fraud.

As for our commission ratesm, if you check out our site, you'll see we offer a wide range of retail commisions, from 15-35%. Bear in mind retail product pricing correlates with your commissions. The lower the commision, the lower the price.

And I fixed my sig. Sorry mods.

Hey Flock of Seagulls. Nice.

EffexJeff · 10-10-2003, 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by HarlotCash Dyker

It's far more scary than that...

I am betting it's a photoshop job to make the thread go longer.

Not quite sure what this means, but those golden locks are mine. No photoshop involved....well...maybe a little on my huge jew nose.

10-08-2003, 11:48 AM	#1
EffexJeff Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Freehold, NJ Posts: 12	Introducing EffexMedia.Com ver 2.0 Afternoon GFY'ers. As this is my first post, I just wanted to introduce myself and who I work for and inevitably get tooled on for doing so. I am the new web developer here at Effex Media. Some of you may know my boss, Adam Winters. He's the guy with the big biceps and the thick neck. For those of you unfamiliar with Effex Media, our company operates a network of 2500 adult product resellers who use our software to sell adult dvd's, vhs, toys, video on demand titles and dvd rentals. I have just completed the finishing touches on our new reseller back-end and corporate presence and invite you all to take a look at www.effexmedia.com and sign up for a store if you haven't done so already. Doesn't cost you a dime. For those of you who currently have a store with Effex, I invite you to leave some feedback on my updates and suggestions for the future. Or if you like, you can take this photo of me and copy paste it onto the bodies of various barnyard animals or morbidly obese women...whatever floats your boat. <p> <img src="http://members.aol.com/intmulti/staff/jas/shain-1.jpg"> <p> I appreciate the opportunity to get to know all of you and look forward to the day when we can all have a drink and discuss what you're about to do to my picture face to face. Lol. G-d bless you all and GFY. I've learned a lot from lurking. Now its time to contribute. Thanks, EffexJeff <p> <i>PS. If there are any Opie & Anthony fans out there, I am also the sole developer on FoundryMusic.Com. We're always looking for models and webmasters to interview and promote. </i> __________________ <a href="http://www.effexmedia.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.effexmedia.com/images/final_sig.gif"></a>

10-08-2003, 02:20 PM	#2
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10-08-2003, 02:38 PM	#6
EffexJeff Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Freehold, NJ Posts: 12	Sniff...you like me, you really like me...i feel like the bee girl at the end of the No Rain video __________________ <a href="http://www.effexmedia.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.effexmedia.com/images/final_sig.gif"></a>

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Penthouse_mike Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Silicon Valley Posts: 317	welcome jeff i saw the new look this morning. I noticed you have some new features to track traffic and sales. We added the new tracking codes this morning, but I haven't seen the reports yet. Nice wig. You from Jersey?

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Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	I love that scary comeback Opus and Anthony have made. Two idiots who ripped off everything Howard Stern ever did. I tuned in a few times to see what they were about, Stern likes to hyperbolize but I swear I was listening to somebody do a Howard Stern impression each time I tuned in. but good luck anyway with your new job __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

10-09-2003, 06:27 AM	#12
EffexJeff Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Freehold, NJ Posts: 12	So what if they're similar to Stern? He won't be around forever. Both shows are entertaining. __________________ <a href="http://www.effexmedia.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.effexmedia.com/images/final_sig.gif"></a>

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