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Amputate Your Head · 10-06-2003, 09:25 PM

just down the street at Cove Park... popular surf spot here on the south end. But they just announced all is good.... beach there is open again.

(they're never closed for long)

JSA Matt · 10-06-2003, 09:26 PM

I feel like swimming

spamofon · 10-06-2003, 09:26 PM

fuck we were very worried over here on the eascost in Canada 5000 kilometrs away

Pornwolf · 10-06-2003, 09:27 PM

Just another reason I will never be a surfer.

Amputate Your Head · 10-06-2003, 09:28 PM

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Originally posted by spamofon
fuck we were very worried over here on the eascost in Canada 5000 kilometrs away

you guys got those crazed rabid moose n' shit though.... me tinks that's worse...

spamofon · 10-06-2003, 09:36 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

you guys got those crazed rabid moose n' shit though.... me tinks that's worse...

it is worse if you are going on the highway 140 clicks per hour, and there is a 800 pound moose standing, staring at the pretty lights of the car

Amputate Your Head · 10-06-2003, 09:37 PM

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Originally posted by spamofon

it is worse if you are going on the highway 140 clicks per hour, and there is a 800 pound moose standing, staring at the pretty lights of the car

exactly.... I heard those things go berserk if you honk the horn at 'em to try get 'em to move.... don't they like, ram your car and shit?

I'll never run into a shark on the highway at full speed.... that much is pretty much a sure thing.

spamofon · 10-06-2003, 09:39 PM

You will never see them near big cities, but my father was coming home from northern province, they met 65 mooses in 3 hours of driving !! lol
and those fuckers really do not want to move from the road

OzMan · 10-06-2003, 09:47 PM

I would rather take my chances in the surf than mess with a Vegas Loan Shark

lock · 10-06-2003, 10:02 PM

come surfing downunder we can show you some sharks

OzMan · 10-06-2003, 10:35 PM

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Originally posted by lock
come surfing downunder we can show you some sharks

Dead right

When I used to surf at Margaret River in WA a few years back, if you got bit and the waves were good you just kept right on surfin.

None of this American pussy-assed "close the beach down" stuff.

GrimShawn · 10-06-2003, 10:37 PM

IS that the place you wanted to take me swimming?

Amputate Your Head · 10-06-2003, 11:05 PM

GrimShawn · 10-06-2003, 11:05 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

Are you hinting at something?

Amputate Your Head · 10-06-2003, 11:06 PM

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Originally posted by OzMan

Dead right

When I used to surf at Margaret River in WA a few years back, if you got bit and the waves were good you just kept right on surfin.

None of this American pussy-assed "close the beach down" stuff.

we can't have our tourists getting eaten...

Phoenix · 10-06-2003, 11:06 PM

yeah that would suck ass...im always on edge when in an ocean

Amputate Your Head · 10-06-2003, 11:06 PM

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Originally posted by GrimShawn
IS that the place you wanted to take me swimming?

I have some nice fish scented sunblock here for ya....

integrated · 10-06-2003, 11:07 PM

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Originally posted by lock
come surfing downunder we can show you some sharks

bah nothing to worry about here

except the tiger sharks and the white pointers

soft cock

jigg · 10-07-2003, 02:04 AM

near west palm beach in FL they found a body of a swimmer who dissapeared. he's been attacked by sharks - no head and limbs bitten off

makefuckingmoney · 10-07-2003, 02:26 AM

I prefer to train tigers.. much less risk

brand0n · 10-07-2003, 07:08 AM

we dont have them too oftten here, but when we do its normally a tiger shark that gets em, and those fuckers are brutal.. they dont normally just stop after the 1st bite (for the most part once a shark knows you arent what he normally eats he lets you go) tigers will take a couple just to make sure

gornyhuy · 10-07-2003, 07:15 AM

More likely it was just Amp on scuba with a big knife and a fake Dorsal fin stapped to his back...

SomeCreep · 10-07-2003, 07:16 AM

shark tastes like chicken

OzMan · 10-07-2003, 07:01 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

we can't have our tourists getting eaten...

That's true, although I have seen some tourist chicks in Hawaii I wanted to nibble on though

10-07-2003, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spamofon
You will never see them near big cities, but my father was coming home from northern province, they met 65 mooses in 3 hours of driving !! lol
and those fuckers really do not want to move from the road

You sure he wasn't driving through a zoo?

WiredGuy · 10-07-2003, 07:39 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
just down the street at Cove Park... popular surf spot here on the south end. But they just announced all is good.... beach there is open again.

(they're never closed for long)

How often do those sharks eat the people there?
WG

Amputate Your Head · 10-07-2003, 07:40 PM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy

How often do those sharks eat the people there?
WG

couple 4, 5, 6 times a year..... not bad.

WiredGuy · 10-07-2003, 07:44 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
couple 4, 5, 6 times a year..... not bad.

Better than the number of accidents with deer up here...
WG

JSA Matt · 10-07-2003, 07:52 PM

I used to sit on the beach in Florida at about 5am and watch all the sharks feed. They would literally come up on the sand and get washed back in.

Good stuff.. I love sharks

JDog · 10-07-2003, 07:54 PM

closed down because a harmless shark! I'd swim with sharks any day!

jDoG

GrimShawn · 10-07-2003, 07:54 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

I have some nice fish scented sunblock here for ya....

hmmm?

Is that the Chum Brand?

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spamofon Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,999	You will never see them near big cities, but my father was coming home from northern province, they met 65 mooses in 3 hours of driving !! lol and those fuckers really do not want to move from the road

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