another shark attack
 

just down the street at Cove Park... popular surf spot here on the south end. But they just announced all is good.... beach there is open again. :)

(they're never closed for long)

I feel like swimming :glugglug

fuck we were very worried over here on the eascost in Canada 5000 kilometrs away

Just another reason I will never be a surfer.

you guys got those crazed rabid moose n' shit though.... me tinks that's worse... :helpme

it is worse if you are going on the highway 140 clicks per hour, and there is a 800 pound moose standing, staring at the pretty lights of the car

exactly.... I heard those things go berserk if you honk the horn at 'em to try get 'em to move.... don't they like, ram your car and shit?

I'll never run into a shark on the highway at full speed.... that much is pretty much a sure thing.

You will never see them near big cities, but my father was coming home from northern province, they met 65 mooses in 3 hours of driving !! lol
and those fuckers really do not want to move from the road

I would rather take my chances in the surf than mess with a Vegas Loan Shark :1orglaugh

come surfing downunder we can show you some sharks

Dead right

When I used to surf at Margaret River in WA a few years back, if you got bit and the waves were good you just kept right on surfin.

None of this American pussy-assed "close the beach down" stuff. :Graucho

IS that the place you wanted to take me swimming?

Are you hinting at something?

we can't have our tourists getting eaten...

yeah that would suck ass...im always on edge when in an ocean

I have some nice fish scented sunblock here for ya.... :Graucho

bah nothing to worry about here

except the tiger sharks and the white pointers

soft cock

near west palm beach in FL they found a body of a swimmer who dissapeared. he's been attacked by sharks - no head and limbs bitten off

I prefer to train tigers.. much less risk

we dont have them too oftten here, but when we do its normally a tiger shark that gets em, and those fuckers are brutal.. they dont normally just stop after the 1st bite (for the most part once a shark knows you arent what he normally eats he lets you go) tigers will take a couple just to make sure

More likely it was just Amp on scuba with a big knife and a fake Dorsal fin stapped to his back...

:2 cents:

shark tastes like chicken

That's true, although I have seen some tourist chicks in Hawaii I wanted to nibble on though :glugglug

You sure he wasn't driving through a zoo?

How often do those sharks eat the people there?
WG

couple 4, 5, 6 times a year..... not bad.

Better than the number of accidents with deer up here...
WG

I used to sit on the beach in Florida at about 5am and watch all the sharks feed. They would literally come up on the sand and get washed back in.

Good stuff.. I love sharks :glugglug

closed down because a harmless shark! I'd swim with sharks any day! :Graucho

jDoG

hmmm?

Is that the Chum Brand?