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lil2rich4u2 · 10-07-2003, 07:40 AM

how embarasing was it?

was talking to a friend of my girlfriends, she told me about how she had a pregnancy scare when she was 21 and her parents found out. they sat her down and her father drilled her with questions like:

So do you spit or swallow

Ever take it in the ass?

like doggy style?

all embarrasing shit like this.

whats the deal with that? I would have flipped out on him, lol.

Anyone else have some embarrasing talks when they were younger?

Roald · 10-07-2003, 07:41 AM

Shok · 10-07-2003, 07:43 AM

if some chicks dad is asking his daughter if she spits or swallows or takes it in the ass, we can safely presume this family lives in Arkansas?

skillfull · 10-07-2003, 07:44 AM

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Originally posted by Shok
if some chicks dad is asking his daughter if she spits or swallows or takes it in the ass, we can safely presume this family lives in Arkansas?

hahaha, lmao :P

candyflip · 10-07-2003, 07:44 AM

I still haven't had the talk. My parents must have just figured that I would figure it out. I'm pretty sure I've got all my bases covered.

lil2rich4u2 · 10-07-2003, 07:46 AM

yep he asked her those EXACT questions, and she said he asked many more but didnt tell me what they were.

i cant imagine being in that position with my father (if i were a girl)

SENSEX · 10-07-2003, 07:48 AM

all my parents ever said to me was "wear a condom and dont knock up the first little slut who puts out for you" and if you do knock her up, its still better then catching the "HIV"

lil2rich4u2 · 10-07-2003, 07:50 AM

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Originally posted by candyflip
I still haven't had the talk. My parents must have just figured that I would figure it out. I'm pretty sure I've got all my bases covered.

same here, but when i was 16yrs old my father used to yell at me and say "wht do ya think, this is a fucking hotel? get these tramps outa here!"

because i would bring home all different girls. We werent having sex, he just assumed that. We were actually upstairs playing "house" and playing with my huge collection of teddy bears, shit like that.

i think they just assumed i learned it all in school i guess?

blazin · 10-07-2003, 08:10 AM

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Originally posted by lil2rich4u2
how embarasing was it?

was talking to a friend of my girlfriends, she told me about how she had a pregnancy scare when she was 21 and her parents found out. they sat her down and her father drilled her with questions like:

So do you spit or swallow

Ever take it in the ass?

like doggy style?

all embarrasing shit like this.

whats the deal with that? I would have flipped out on him, lol.

Anyone else have some embarrasing talks when they were younger?

The guy is sick! How the fuck you gonna ask your daughter some shit like that?

Carlos · 10-07-2003, 08:27 AM

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Originally posted by SENSEX
all my parents ever said to me was "wear a condom and dont knock up the first little slut who puts out for you" and if you do knock her up, its still better then catching the "HIV"

That all they said to me too. Maybe not used same word

KingK7 · 10-07-2003, 08:30 AM

I still believe you are making all this shit up as you go along, for attention.

GoNe · 10-07-2003, 08:31 AM

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Originally posted by candyflip
I still haven't had the talk. My parents must have just figured that I would figure it out. I'm pretty sure I've got all my bases covered.

The same goes for me..

TheFLY · 10-07-2003, 08:32 AM

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TheFLY · 10-07-2003, 08:33 AM

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Originally posted by blazin

The guy is sick! How the fuck you gonna ask your daughter some shit like that?

Do you take it in the ass?

chodadog · 10-07-2003, 08:33 AM

Informing your child about sex is one thing. Asking them for explicit details is an entirely different ball game. Fucking sick.

WebTitan · 10-07-2003, 08:39 AM

that seems a bit over the top by her parents....

Peaches · 10-07-2003, 08:47 AM

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Originally posted by KingK7
I still believe you are making all this shit up as you go along, for attention.

Ditto.

SENSEX · 10-07-2003, 08:48 AM

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Originally posted by chodadog
Informing your child about sex is one thing. Asking them for explicit details is an entirely different ball game. Fucking sick.

or maybe the parents are the webmasters of incest.com

Sarah_Jayne · 10-07-2003, 08:50 AM

have you been reading usenet incent porn again?

(My 'talk' involved Live Aid and madonna..go figure)

Beastiepoo · 10-07-2003, 08:52 AM

I vaguely remember having a chat with my Dad on the way home from a dance class once. It was after my 16th birthday. I don't remember details really although I'm pretty certain I assured him that I didn't want to 'do it' until after I got married.

That assurance lasted all of 6 months (tops).

berg.the.red · 10-07-2003, 10:46 AM

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Originally posted by Shok
if some chicks dad is asking his daughter if she spits or swallows or takes it in the ass, we can safely presume this family lives in Arkansas?

in Arkansas he would already know for certain.

lil2rich4u2 · 10-07-2003, 11:39 AM

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Originally posted by KingK7
I still believe you are making all this shit up as you go along, for attention.

beleive me i can think of much more interesting shit to make up.

Basically she says her father was pissed about the whole pregnancy thing, and she told him they were having unprotected sex for a long time.

so i can sortof see how he can maybe say some of this stuff out of anger, maybe with a sarcastic tone/intent? but she didnt say it was sarcastic so i dunno.

she was just embarrassed about the entire thing, her father asked her this stuff in front of her mother also.

sherie · 10-07-2003, 11:42 AM

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Originally posted by lil2rich4u2
yep he asked her those EXACT questions, and she said he asked many more but didnt tell me what they were.

i cant imagine being in that position with my father (if i were a girl)

Evidently he wants her in some position...sick. Although, your prolly just making this shit up...Do you live n Utah?

Sosa · 10-07-2003, 11:45 AM

werd, some weird people

Samoan · 10-07-2003, 12:42 PM

My parents are Asian. I'm 25 and still have not had one conversation with my parents regarding sex. It's better this way. I prefer avoiding the awkwardness.

detoxed · 10-07-2003, 12:52 PM

If i ever have a hot 18+ stepdaughter im gonna ask for all the details

blazin · 10-07-2003, 12:57 PM

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Originally posted by TheFLY

Do you take it in the ass?

boardersweetie · 10-07-2003, 01:04 PM

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Originally posted by Beastiepoo
I vaguely remember having a chat with my Dad on the way home from a dance class once. It was after my 16th birthday. I don't remember details really although I'm pretty certain I assured him that I didn't want to 'do it' until after I got married.

That assurance lasted all of 6 months (tops).

I think my dad still thinks i'm a virgin, and that's how I'd like to keep it. It's harder for girls.

TheJimmy · 10-07-2003, 01:09 PM

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Originally posted by Peaches

Ditto.

I see your Ditto, and raise you another....

Angry American · 10-07-2003, 01:15 PM

My dad never really said anything to me about it. He just let me know when I was being an asshole to a girl, and always made me do the "honorable" thing.

zzgundamnzz · 10-07-2003, 01:17 PM

Thats what TVs for...

Sarah_Jayne · 10-07-2003, 01:25 PM

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Originally posted by boardersweetie

I think my dad still thinks i'm a virgin, and that's how I'd like to keep it. It's harder for girls.

hey, mine too and I've been married for 7 years.

Oracle Porn · 10-07-2003, 01:27 PM

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Originally posted by Shok
if some chicks dad is asking his daughter if she spits or swallows or takes it in the ass, we can safely presume this family lives in Arkansas?

lil2rich4u2 · 10-07-2003, 01:27 PM

i just realized everyone (including my friend) is talking about their fathers ... is it pretty standard that the father gets this job? or does the mother sometimes do it?

i would hate to do it, but thats just me :/

Oracle Porn · 10-07-2003, 01:28 PM

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Originally posted by lil2rich4u2

same here, but when i was 16yrs old my father used to yell at me and say "wht do ya think, this is a fucking hotel? get these tramps outa here!"

because i would bring home all different girls. We werent having sex, he just assumed that. We were actually upstairs playing "house" and playing with my huge collection of teddy bears, shit like that.

i think they just assumed i learned it all in school i guess?

fag

Oracle Porn · 10-07-2003, 01:31 PM

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Originally posted by lil2rich4u2

beleive me i can think of much more interesting shit to make up.

Basically she says her father was pissed about the whole pregnancy thing, and she told him they were having unprotected sex for a long time.

so i can sortof see how he can maybe say some of this stuff out of anger, maybe with a sarcastic tone/intent? but she didnt say it was sarcastic so i dunno.

she was just embarrassed about the entire thing, her father asked her this stuff in front of her mother also.

did they all have a nice big orgy afterwards?

Oracle Porn · 10-07-2003, 01:32 PM

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Originally posted by candyflip
I still haven't had the talk. My parents must have just figured that I would figure it out. I'm pretty sure I've got all my bases covered.

same here...

Oracle Porn · 10-07-2003, 01:32 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn

did they all have a nice big orgy afterwards?

and if they did do you have pics?

nosey · 10-07-2003, 01:33 PM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc

hey, mine too and I've been married for 7 years.

digi · 10-07-2003, 01:34 PM

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Originally posted by lil2rich4u2

same here, but when i was 16yrs old.

We were actually upstairs playing "house" and playing with my huge collection of teddy bears, shit like that.

you played house and with teddy bears when you were 16?

H. Rap Brown · 10-07-2003, 01:36 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed
If i ever have a hot 18+ stepdaughter im gonna ask for all the details

,oops i didn't see "step daughter"...if that's the case,cool

Odie · 10-07-2003, 01:40 PM

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Originally posted by lil2rich4u2
yep he asked her those EXACT questions, and she said he asked many more but didnt tell me what they were.

i cant imagine being in that position with my father (if i were a girl)

okay anybody's parents who asked them those questions is a pervert and prolly going to wack off to those thoughts...that's disgusting...he needs help...ask her if he ever tried to molest her??

Sarah_Jayne · 10-07-2003, 01:42 PM

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Originally posted by lil2rich4u2
i just realized everyone (including my friend) is talking about their fathers ... is it pretty standard that the father gets this job? or does the mother sometimes do it?

i would hate to do it, but thats just me :/

it was my mom...most people I know it went along gender lines unless it was a single parent home.

lil2rich4u2 · 10-07-2003, 01:45 PM

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Originally posted by Odie
ask her if he ever tried to molest her??

i kind of hinted around with questions like "he asked you that? you think he got excited over it??"

but she didnt see anything wrong with it, and she is a teacher and has a good head on her shoulders, not sure if she is showing any signs of childhood abuse.

but you are right, thats same thing i thought too at first

maxjohan · 10-07-2003, 01:45 PM

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Originally posted by digi

you played house and with teddy bears when you were 16?

what a cutie boy

Oracle Porn · 10-07-2003, 01:52 PM

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Originally posted by maxjohan
what a cutie boy

what a pussy

Odie · 10-07-2003, 01:53 PM

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Originally posted by lil2rich4u2

i kind of hinted around with questions like "he asked you that? you think he got excited over it??"

but she didnt see anything wrong with it, and she is a teacher and has a good head on her shoulders, not sure if she is showing any signs of childhood abuse.

but you are right, thats same thing i thought too at first

no seriously, I am a psych major...that's not normal..it's one thing for your mother to talk to you about sex and the birds and the bees...and some of my friends are close to their parents, so they sometimes ask for advice on sex but...to have your father ask what positions and if u swallow??? that's NOT normal...unless...

EZRhino · 10-07-2003, 03:39 PM

WTF, her dad needs help. And a membership to MaxHardcore.com

HEARTBREAKER · 10-07-2003, 04:30 PM

nah...

chowda · 10-07-2003, 04:35 PM

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