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Serge_Oprano · 10-07-2003, 08:19 AM

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Originally posted by pimplink
Serge = Definitely a True Message Board Pimp

well,
if I was modest,
I wouldn't say that I basically invented this game
;-))

but...I am NOT modest
;-)))

pimplink · 10-07-2003, 08:19 AM

Fiddy?

Serge_Oprano · 10-07-2003, 08:20 AM

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Originally posted by pimplink
Fiddy?

nope...gotta be faster on the trigger!
;-)))

TheFLY · 10-07-2003, 08:36 AM

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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
First and most important thing:
one should find himself a "fan club", fans who hate your guts!
They are much more reliable than your admireres,
and they GUARANTEED to bump your threads up and give you the opportunity to respond and market even more...

Try Choker -- he's a one-man-fan-club...

TheFLY · 10-07-2003, 08:38 AM

My sig will go for $500 next month...

click here
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Serge_Oprano · 10-07-2003, 08:43 AM

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Originally posted by TheFLY
My sig will go for $500 next month...

click here
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you don't expect ME to pay, do you???

I haven't spent a dime on advertising in the last 7 years and I won't break my modus operandi now
;-)))

pimplink · 10-07-2003, 08:55 AM

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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

nope...gotta be faster on the trigger!
;-)))

hehehe , hence the question mark.

TheFLY · 10-07-2003, 09:04 AM

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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

you don't expect ME to pay, do you???

I haven't spent a dime on advertising in the last 7 years and I won't break my modus operandi now
;-)))

<img src="http://www.ktmagic.com/apparatus/images/adamsmoneymaker.jpg">

That's cheating.

TheFLY · 10-07-2003, 09:06 AM

Here's proof you spent a dime on advertising!

<img src="http://www.grantstomb.org/images/dr2.jpg">

Serge_Oprano · 10-07-2003, 09:19 AM

looks more like a "dime bag" to me
;-)))

Choker · 10-07-2003, 12:35 PM

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Originally posted by TheFLY

Try Choker -- he's a one-man-fan-club...

I stopped jacking your threads because I actually felt sorry for your broke pathetic sorry ass. We can play if you want Fly-shit, just give me the word..............

TheFLY · 10-07-2003, 02:02 PM

TheGoldenChild · 10-07-2003, 02:08 PM

This thread cracks me up

MetaMan · 10-07-2003, 02:11 PM

whats an oprano?

jason420 · 10-07-2003, 02:19 PM

leme see, you married that fat bitch that masqeurades as an attorney and you spam your lame board every chance you get. You sound like a loser serge.

Can't wait to get your snappy comeback. Yes my parents know I post.

It sounds like you made big money in the past. That's the past though. Your nothing these days except an owner of a poorly visted board. GO FUCK YOURSELF AND THAT FAT BITCH YOU MARRIED.

MetaMan · 10-07-2003, 02:23 PM

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Originally posted by jason420
leme see, you married that fat bitch that masqeurades as an attorney and you spam your lame board every chance you get. You sound like a loser serge.

Can't wait to get your snappy comeback. Yes my parents know I post.

It sounds like you made big money in the past. That's the past though. Your nothing these days except an owner of a poorly visted board. GO FUCK YOURSELF AND THAT FAT BITCH YOU MARRIED.

OMG SERGE GOT CUSSED BAD!

how fat is his wife?

Triple 6 · 10-09-2003, 06:55 AM

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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

If you had $10,000 to your name,
I'd bet you that this is NOT the ONLY thing in this business you do NOT understand.....

when you start understanding how things work on the internet,
this will be the question you have the answer FIRST,
it's THAT elementary!

Much harder question to get the right answer is:
how come Lens and Serge who are much stupider than you, sir,
made it in this business and you have not?

If theres one thing I dislike on GFY, its the fucks like you or AaronM who go running their mouth off ASSuming all sorts of shit about people they pretty much know NOTHING about.

You don't know what kind of money I have to my name, or what I know about 'this' business or 'that' business. Tell me 'oh wise one', how do things 'work' on the internet? - since u ASSumed i dont know?

Tell me, Sergy, how breaking GFY rules on a nearly post-by-post basis have anything to do wit 'how things work on the internet'? All I see is a spammer getting away with spam.

Unless you pay Lensman $$$ or you guys have been butt buddies for years in which he allows you to spam your stupid forums, I don't see how you are so special that rules dont apply to you.

thats all i fucking asked and you had to spit some nonsense about understanding business and the internet.

enlighten me.

Serge_Oprano · 10-09-2003, 07:01 AM

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Originally posted by jason420
leme see, you married that fat bitch that masqeurades as an attorney and you spam your lame board every chance you get. You sound like a loser serge.

Can't wait to get your snappy comeback. Yes my parents know I post.

It sounds like you made big money in the past. That's the past though. Your nothing these days except an owner of a poorly visted board. GO FUCK YOURSELF AND THAT FAT BITCH YOU MARRIED.

....he was skinny!
Had to feed her some man juice to gain a few pounds to get into my league!

Serge_Oprano · 10-09-2003, 07:02 AM

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Originally posted by MetaMan

OMG SERGE GOT CUSSED BAD!

how fat is his wife?

280 pounds....another 20 pounds and she'll be PERFECT!

I hate 'em bony...

Serge_Oprano · 10-09-2003, 07:04 AM

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Originally posted by Triple 6

If theres one thing I dislike on GFY, its the fucks like you or AaronM who go running their mouth off ASSuming all sorts of shit about people they pretty much know NOTHING about.

You don't know what kind of money I have to my name, or what I know about 'this' business or 'that' business. Tell me 'oh wise one', how do things 'work' on the internet? - since u ASSumed i dont know?

Tell me, Sergy, how breaking GFY rules on a nearly post-by-post basis have anything to do wit 'how things work on the internet'? All I see is a spammer getting away with spam.

Unless you pay Lensman $$$ or you guys have been butt buddies for years in which he allows you to spam your stupid forums, I don't see how you are so special that rules dont apply to you.

thats all i fucking asked and you had to spit some nonsense about understanding business and the internet.

enlighten me.

it feel GREAT!!!!!!

The knowledge that I can do things the MOTHEFUCKING-MORONS
can NOT is ALWAYS a music to my ears...

I LOVE your jelousy and every time I cum in your mouth and shit in it afterwards prolongs my life a week!

Keep jumping, monkey,
I enjoy your dance
;_)))

Serge_Oprano · 10-09-2003, 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jason420

It sounds like you made big money in the past. That's the past though. Your nothing these days except an owner of a poorly visted board. GO FUCK YOURSELF AND THAT FAT BITCH YOU MARRIED.

Do I have your permission to suck her first? please, please, please, gimme permission!

I promise fisting your ass in Vegas if you do,
be a good boy, master!

Markit · 10-09-2003, 07:14 AM

Groove · 10-09-2003, 07:19 AM

Serge, what do you recommend for itchy balls?

Should I scratch them myself? Or advertise on GFY
for some pervert to scratch them for me?

Serge_Oprano · 10-09-2003, 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Groove
Serge, what do you recommend for itchy balls?

Should I scratch them myself? Or advertise on GFY
for some pervert to scratch them for me?

elementary, Watson!

Advertize 'em on GFY!

Why do ANYTHING yourself
when 2000 MORONS would GLADLY do it for you for FREE!???

Groove · 10-09-2003, 07:23 AM

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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

elementary, Watson!

Advertize 'em on GFY!

Why do ANYTHING yourself
when 2000 MORONS would GLADLY do it for you for FREE!???

But who from GFY can I trust with my jewels???

Triple 6 · 10-09-2003, 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

it feel GREAT!!!!!!

The knowledge that I can do things the MOTHEFUCKING-MORONS
can NOT is ALWAYS a music to my ears...

I LOVE your jelousy and every time I cum in your mouth and shit in it afterwards prolongs my life a week!

Keep jumping, monkey,
I enjoy your dance
;_)))

before u go ASSuming with big words, at least spell them correctly.

I asked you a simple question, and your comeback is that I am jealous?

Well then, since you dont wanna divulge such 'sensitive' information, I'll propose my theories:

1. You pay Lensman for the right to spam your board. Lensman agrees, because he knows even with all your spam, your board will always remain a shithole with no STYLE.

2. You and Lensman are a gay couple, and so, rules dont apply to you, or they can be bent - over like you.

3. Lensman doesnt give a rats about rules, they are there just for show, but no go.

I will pick #1. The way I see it, you are too embarrased to admit that you pay Lens $$$ to spam your board. We all know that, in the forum world, the lamest way to spam your board is by doing it on someone elses who is more established. It shows how DESPERATE someone is to get new members to their forums. The fact that you pay to break a common rule makes you AND your board the gayest fucking shit since Barney the purple dinosaur.

Of course I COULD be wrong... but the core issue really is, each post you make spamming your board, makes you look incredibly desperate, and Lensman look spineless for allowing that shit - IF you arent paying him. But if you are paying him, haha, the joke is on you.

Serge_Oprano · 10-09-2003, 07:27 AM

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Originally posted by Groove

But who from GFY can I trust with my jewels???

everybody but Jews, Few US based folks and
darn,
why do you have to ask HARD questions even I can't answer????
;-)))

Serge_Oprano · 10-09-2003, 07:30 AM

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Originally posted by Triple 6

Of course I COULD be wrong... but the core issue really is, each post you make spamming your board, makes you look incredibly desperate, and Lensman look spineless for allowing that shit - IF you arent paying him. But if you are paying him, haha, the joke is on you.

you? wrong????

only smart people can admit that they are wrong and you are not a "smart people"...and you are a homophob as well.

What's in it to you if me and Lens have a small affair going?
we are consenting adults,
we harm no one and you trying interfering with our lives is pathetic and we BOTH shall report you to
ACLU IBEW, Local #3

Serge_Oprano · 10-09-2003, 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Triple 6

The way I see it, you are too embarrased to admit that you pay Lens $$$ to spam your board.

Yes, I am very embarassed....but I am not embarassed to admit that we suck each other cocks and play with each other prostates when nobody is watching...

Please don't tell it to anybody,
I wouldn't wanna ruin our reputations in the adult community

Groove · 10-09-2003, 07:35 AM

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Originally posted by Triple 6

before u go ASSuming with big words, at least spell them correctly.

I asked you a simple question, and your comeback is that I am jealous?

blah, blah, blah....

Dude, wanna scratch my balls?

It will give you more joy than a pissing match with Serge

Triple 6 · 10-09-2003, 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

elementary, Watson!

Advertize 'em on GFY!

Why do ANYTHING yourself
when 2000 MORONS would GLADLY do it for you for FREE!???

Elementary?

I guess you skipped that part of school.

When you repeatedly insult the masses at GFY as 'MORONS', I find it amusing, since you are just as much a GFY'er 'moron' as the next guy.

Look at your post count MORON.

If you didn't post here so much, I wouldnt think of you as interlaced with the GFY army - but your post [count] speaks for itself.

What is even more comical than your elementary education? The fact you depend on the moronic mass of GFY (which you are no doubt part of) to populate your shithole of a forum.

Did you not have a sub-forum dedicated to 'hot' GFY threads at one time? LOL.

Pathetic.

Serge_Oprano · 10-09-2003, 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Groove

Dude, wanna scratch my balls?

It will give you more joy than a pissing match with Serge

Groove, have disinfectant on hand, the bloke just stuck his tongue up my ass!

Triple 6 · 10-09-2003, 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Groove

Dude, wanna scratch my balls?

It will give you more joy than a pissing match with Serge

id love to scratch your balls, with the sandpaper and rubbing alcohol treatment.

today i am taking the day off... and you or serge nor anyone can dictate what joy i will or will not have in my current and future pissing matches for October 9th, 2003.

Serge_Oprano · 10-09-2003, 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Triple 6

Elementary?

I guess you skipped that part of school.

When you repeatedly insult the masses at GFY as 'MORONS', I find it amusing, since you are just as much a GFY'er 'moron' as the next guy.

Look at your post count MORON.

If you didn't post here so much, I wouldnt think of you as interlaced with the GFY army - but your post [count] speaks for itself.

What is even more comical than your elementary education? The fact you depend on the moronic mass of GFY (which you are no doubt part of) to populate your shithole of a forum.

Did you not have a sub-forum dedicated to 'hot' GFY threads at one time? LOL.

Pathetic.

I am a GFY moron????

now THAT's hurt!!!!!!!

Lensman,
help, he is looking out of my window!!!!!

I suggest you run a poll and find if I am truly GFY MORON or not...
80% of GFY MORONS would disagree with you!

Serge_Oprano · 10-09-2003, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Triple 6

id love to scratch your balls, with the sandpaper and rubbing alcohol treatment.

today i am taking the day off... and you or serge nor anyone can dictate what joy i will or will not have in my current and future pissing matches for October 9th, 2003.

ahhhh...
my entire life is a one "day off"...
;-(((

or is it
"Lifetime sentence to entrtain MORONS on GFY"?

Lensman,
I want more money for my troubles, bitch!

Triple 6 · 10-09-2003, 07:47 AM

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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

I am a GFY moron????

now THAT's hurt!!!!!!!

Lensman,
help, he is looking out of my window!!!!!

I suggest you run a poll and find if I am truly GFY MORON or not...
80% of GFY MORONS would disagree with you!

its not elementary, its now common sense, and you lack it.

You refer to GFY as morons yet you have an established presence in a community you yourself dubbed 'morons'.

jeeez, you are a fucking tool.

Serge_Oprano · 10-09-2003, 07:49 AM

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Originally posted by Triple 6

its not elementary, its now common sense, and you lack it.

You refer to GFY as morons yet you have an established presence in a community you yourself dubbed 'morons'.

jeeez, you are a fucking tool.

you are an idiot!
don't you know that in the Land of the Blind the one eyed is a KING!????

I can't be KING anywhere, but on GFY and I love 80% of my subjects!

I love you, Triple,
now..cvan you jump 2 points ABOVE your IQ level?

Groove · 10-09-2003, 07:52 AM

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Originally posted by Triple 6
id love to scratch your balls, with the sandpaper and rubbing alcohol treatment.

No exfoliation required.

I guess I'll have to scratch my own itch

Quote:

today i am taking the day off... and you or serge nor anyone can dictate what joy i will or will not have in my current and future pissing matches for October 9th, 2003.

OK, I hope you enjoy your holiday excretions

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10-07-2003, 09:06 AM	#59
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Serge_Oprano So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 9,820	looks more like a "dime bag" to me ;-)))

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10-07-2003, 02:19 PM	#65
jason420 Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 137	leme see, you married that fat bitch that masqeurades as an attorney and you spam your lame board every chance you get. You sound like a loser serge. Can't wait to get your snappy comeback. Yes my parents know I post. It sounds like you made big money in the past. That's the past though. Your nothing these days except an owner of a poorly visted board. GO FUCK YOURSELF AND THAT FAT BITCH YOU MARRIED.

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Groove Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 3,852	Serge, what do you recommend for itchy balls? Should I scratch them myself? Or advertise on GFY for some pervert to scratch them for me?