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TheGoldenChild · 10-05-2003, 03:17 PM

Subject: marketing

The buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING. However, most people often ask for a simple explanation of "MARKETING." Here it is:

You're a guyand you see a Hot chick at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed," That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a Hottie, One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed," That's Advertising.

You see a HOTTIE at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed," That's Telemarketing.

You see a chick at a party, you straighten your tie. You walk up to her and pour her a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten her skirt brushing your dick lightly against her arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a HOTTIE. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a HOTTIE. You talk her into going home with your friend. That's a Sales Rep.

Your friend can't satisfy her so she calls you That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be hot chicks in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" That's SPAM

ZakAttack · 10-05-2003, 03:19 PM

Dugmor · 10-05-2003, 03:19 PM

You are a P.I.M.P. !

TheGoldenChild · 10-05-2003, 03:21 PM

That's Right Dugmor

A Professional Internet Marketing Person

and you my friend shoot some hella PORN-

LadyMischief · 10-05-2003, 03:21 PM

Hahhahahah that's hilarious.

Dugmor · 10-05-2003, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kBizzle
That's Right Dugmor

A Professional Internet Marketing Person

and you my friend shoot some hella PORN-

Thanks ........... see you in Vegas !

10-05-2003, 03:22 PM

that's fuckin' funny!

Makingcoin · 10-05-2003, 03:23 PM

You claiming you wrote that?

TheGoldenChild · 10-05-2003, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Makingcoin
You claiming you wrote that?

Did you?

Makingcoin · 10-05-2003, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kBizzle

Did you?

Nope, did you playa? Because it is pretty damn good.

Lane · 10-05-2003, 03:30 PM

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=179303

10-05-2003, 03:31 PM

haha busted!

TheGoldenChild · 10-05-2003, 03:38 PM

WOW!

Actually my mother sent it to me this morning and I found it pretty damn funny-

It is ironic the joke was posted here though
but different

hahahaha!

Chargers suck so bad...........

brand0n · 10-05-2003, 03:39 PM

if thats fact... im a fuckin spammer

Micah - Drizunk · 10-05-2003, 05:48 PM

KB im looking forward to partying with you..

are you coming out to one of the cff parties anytime soon or do I have to wait till I cant remember shit in Vegas to roll around?

ICQ me or some shit.

Tuga · 10-05-2003, 05:58 PM

Fucking spammers

chemicaleyes · 10-05-2003, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kBizzle
Subject: marketing

The buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING. However, most people often ask for a simple explanation of "MARKETING." Here it is:

You're a guyand you see a Hot chick at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed," That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a Hottie, One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed," That's Advertising.

You see a HOTTIE at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed," That's Telemarketing.

You see a chick at a party, you straighten your tie. You walk up to her and pour her a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten her skirt brushing your dick lightly against her arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a HOTTIE. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a HOTTIE. You talk her into going home with your friend. That's a Sales Rep.

Your friend can't satisfy her so she calls you That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be hot chicks in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" That's SPAM

SureFire · 10-05-2003, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kBizzle
WOW!

Actually my mother sent it to me this morning and I found it pretty damn funny-

It is ironic the joke was posted here though
but different

hahahaha!

Chargers suck so bad...........

I received that joke via email too. Is your mother spamming me?
J/K Pretty funny

In the future just put author unknown and you won?t be busted for plagiarizing.

10-05-2003, 03:17 PM	#1
TheGoldenChild Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Pacific Palisades Posts: 6,940	My definition of MARKETING Subject: marketing The buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING. However, most people often ask for a simple explanation of "MARKETING." Here it is: You're a guyand you see a Hot chick at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed," That's Direct Marketing. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a Hottie, One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed," That's Advertising. You see a HOTTIE at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed," That's Telemarketing. You see a chick at a party, you straighten your tie. You walk up to her and pour her a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten her skirt brushing your dick lightly against her arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations. You're at a party and see a HOTTIE. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition. You're at a party and see a HOTTIE. You talk her into going home with your friend. That's a Sales Rep. Your friend can't satisfy her so she calls you That's Tech Support. You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be hot chicks in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" That's SPAM __________________

10-05-2003, 03:19 PM	#3
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10-05-2003, 03:21 PM	#4
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10-05-2003, 03:22 PM	#7
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	that's fuckin' funny!

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X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	haha busted!

10-05-2003, 03:38 PM	#13
TheGoldenChild Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Pacific Palisades Posts: 6,940	WOW! Actually my mother sent it to me this morning and I found it pretty damn funny- It is ironic the joke was posted here though but different hahahaha! Chargers suck so bad........... __________________

10-05-2003, 03:39 PM	#14
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10-05-2003, 05:48 PM	#15
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