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Old 10-05-2003, 03:17 PM   #1
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My definition of MARKETING

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The buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING. However, most people often ask for a simple explanation of "MARKETING." Here it is:

You're a guyand you see a Hot chick at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed," That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a Hottie, One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed," That's Advertising.

You see a HOTTIE at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed," That's Telemarketing.

You see a chick at a party, you straighten your tie. You walk up to her and pour her a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten her skirt brushing your dick lightly against her arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a HOTTIE. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a HOTTIE. You talk her into going home with your friend. That's a Sales Rep.

Your friend can't satisfy her so she calls you That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be hot chicks in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" That's SPAM

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Old 10-05-2003, 03:19 PM   #2
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Old 10-05-2003, 03:19 PM   #3
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Old 10-05-2003, 03:21 PM   #4
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That's Right Dugmor

A Professional Internet Marketing Person

and you my friend shoot some hella PORN-
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Old 10-05-2003, 03:21 PM   #5
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Old 10-05-2003, 03:21 PM   #6
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and you my friend shoot some hella PORN-
Thanks ........... see you in Vegas !
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Old 10-05-2003, 03:22 PM   #7
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Old 10-05-2003, 03:23 PM   #8
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You claiming you wrote that?
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Old 10-05-2003, 03:23 PM   #9
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You claiming you wrote that?
Did you?

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Old 10-05-2003, 03:27 PM   #10
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Did you?

Nope, did you playa? Because it is pretty damn good.
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Old 10-05-2003, 03:30 PM   #11
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Old 10-05-2003, 03:31 PM   #12
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Old 10-05-2003, 03:38 PM   #13
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WOW!

Actually my mother sent it to me this morning and I found it pretty damn funny-

It is ironic the joke was posted here though
but different

hahahaha!

Chargers suck so bad...........
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Old 10-05-2003, 03:39 PM   #14
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Old 10-05-2003, 05:48 PM   #15
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KB im looking forward to partying with you..

are you coming out to one of the cff parties anytime soon or do I have to wait till I cant remember shit in Vegas to roll around?

ICQ me or some shit.
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Old 10-05-2003, 05:58 PM   #16
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Old 10-05-2003, 06:08 PM   #17
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The buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING. However, most people often ask for a simple explanation of "MARKETING." Here it is:

You're a guyand you see a Hot chick at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed," That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a Hottie, One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed," That's Advertising.

You see a HOTTIE at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed," That's Telemarketing.

You see a chick at a party, you straighten your tie. You walk up to her and pour her a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten her skirt brushing your dick lightly against her arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a HOTTIE. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a HOTTIE. You talk her into going home with your friend. That's a Sales Rep.

Your friend can't satisfy her so she calls you That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be hot chicks in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" That's SPAM

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Old 10-05-2003, 06:32 PM   #18
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WOW!

Actually my mother sent it to me this morning and I found it pretty damn funny-

It is ironic the joke was posted here though
but different

hahahaha!

Chargers suck so bad...........
I received that joke via email too. Is your mother spamming me?
J/K Pretty funny In the future just put author unknown and you won?t be busted for plagiarizing.
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