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kmanrox · 10-03-2003, 06:10 AM

that i just jerked off looking at galleries of blondes with fake tits on my monitor, while surrounded with poloroids (its a tourist upsell thing) of about 20 whores i've fucked all over my desk?

and i used KY jelly

?

Groove · 10-03-2003, 06:12 AM

Weird compared to???

Amputate Your Head · 10-03-2003, 06:14 AM

perfectly normal. I do the same thing every night.

kmanrox · 10-03-2003, 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Groove
Weird compared to???

well, from what i can gather, i'm the weirdest schmuck on this board, so I guess I'm asking if I'm pushing the bar up any further?

;-)

JamesK · 10-03-2003, 06:16 AM

that's not even close to weird

Project-Shadow · 10-03-2003, 06:21 AM

Was a shemale taking your anal verginity at the same time?

Toni · 10-03-2003, 06:22 AM

Shok · 10-03-2003, 06:23 AM

adding the broomstick up your ass and tampons hanging out your nose makes it kinda weird

gornyhuy · 10-03-2003, 06:25 AM

Seriously, that is not remotely weird.

Groove · 10-03-2003, 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox

well, from what i can gather, i'm the weirdest schmuck on this board, so I guess I'm asking if I'm pushing the bar up any further?

;-)

You need to work on your gathering and pushing skills

dantheman · 10-03-2003, 06:28 AM

no, that all sounds pretty normal ;)

kmanrox · 10-03-2003, 06:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Project-Shadow
Was a shemale taking your anal verginity at the same time?

the big black man who owns america.com took my anal virginity putz...

kmanrox · 10-03-2003, 07:07 AM

wow... that was a showstopper, eh? lol

reynold · 10-03-2003, 07:09 AM

you're weird

KRL · 10-03-2003, 07:11 AM

Everyone on this board is a bit off the norm kind of personality.

LauraLee · 10-03-2003, 07:16 AM

the chics on you're desk you have had.
the one in the galleries you haven't .... sounds perfectly normal to me.
we always want what we can't/haven't had

Scott McD · 10-03-2003, 07:20 AM

I jerk off to blonde's with fake tits all the time...

kmanrox · 10-03-2003, 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LauraLee
the chics on you're desk you have had.
the one in the galleries you haven't .... sounds perfectly normal to me.
we always want what we can't/haven't had

wanna scrog?

kmanrox · 10-03-2003, 07:51 AM

oh, can i add that yesterday when i came after spanking off i ran over to my pet monkey's cage and dropped a load onto her lettuce she eats?

is that like indirect beastiality?

Bex · 10-03-2003, 07:53 AM

Now if the blondes had real tits, THAT would be weird.

InsaneGreen · 10-03-2003, 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
oh, can i add that yesterday when i came after spanking off i ran over to my pet monkey's cage and dropped a load onto her lettuce she eats?

is that like indirect beastiality?

Rochard · 10-03-2003, 07:56 AM

How you spent your free time is your own personal business. However strange it may it seem, it's highly entertaining to hear about.

Bulldog-Johnnie · 10-03-2003, 09:02 AM

Only if you were wearing a pink Tutu, feather boa, and the Poloroids were of Nana Funk-

wargames · 10-03-2003, 09:03 AM

Not a all some times you just got to shoot the load

Tipsy · 10-03-2003, 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
oh, can i add that yesterday when i came after spanking off i ran over to my pet monkey's cage and dropped a load onto her lettuce she eats?

is that like indirect beastiality?

Why waste it on the monkey? It makes a great mayo substitute.

C-Bass · 10-03-2003, 09:10 AM

at least you get pics......

ScriptBall · 10-03-2003, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
oh, can i add that yesterday when i came after spanking off i ran over to my pet monkey's cage and dropped a load onto her lettuce she eats?

is that like indirect beastiality?

You might be considered strange if you jerked off your monkey on a bed of lettuce and then you ate it

AWW - Kevin · 10-03-2003, 09:14 AM

fu*k KY jelly

try Lanolin Creme next time, best there is for the little guy

InsaneGreen · 10-03-2003, 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ScriptBall

You might be considered strange if you jerked off your monkey on a bed of lettuce and then you ate it

iono, seems pretty normal to me!

Tipsy · 10-03-2003, 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ScriptBall

You might be considered strange if you jerked off your monkey on a bed of lettuce and then you ate it

Sounds tasty though.

Katlicious72 · 10-03-2003, 09:15 AM

I like this thread.

Giorgio_Xo · 10-03-2003, 09:19 AM

Switch to Astroglide... you'll feel more normal.

Trent Edison · 10-03-2003, 09:22 AM

Basher · 10-03-2003, 09:23 AM

we all know you did.........You left your webcam switched on.

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