Does this make me weird?
 

that i just jerked off looking at galleries of blondes with fake tits on my monitor, while surrounded with poloroids (its a tourist upsell thing) of about 20 whores i've fucked all over my desk?


and i used KY jelly

?

Weird compared to???

perfectly normal. I do the same thing every night.

well, from what i can gather, i'm the weirdest schmuck on this board, so I guess I'm asking if I'm pushing the bar up any further?

;-)

that's not even close to weird

Was a shemale taking your anal verginity at the same time?

No! :winkwink:

adding the broomstick up your ass and tampons hanging out your nose makes it kinda weird

Seriously, that is not remotely weird.

You need to work on your gathering and pushing skills :2 cents:

no, that all sounds pretty normal ;)




:glugglug

the big black man who owns america.com took my anal virginity putz...

wow... that was a showstopper, eh? lol

you're weird

Everyone on this board is a bit off the norm kind of personality.

:1orglaugh

the chics on you're desk you have had.
the one in the galleries you haven't .... sounds perfectly normal to me.
we always want what we can't/haven't had:2 cents:

I jerk off to blonde's with fake tits all the time...

wanna scrog?

oh, can i add that yesterday when i came after spanking off i ran over to my pet monkey's cage and dropped a load onto her lettuce she eats?

is that like indirect beastiality?

Now if the blondes had real tits, THAT would be weird.

:1orglaugh :helpme :1orglaugh

How you spent your free time is your own personal business. However strange it may it seem, it's highly entertaining to hear about.

Only if you were wearing a pink Tutu, feather boa, and the Poloroids were of Nana Funk-

Not a all some times you just got to shoot the load :thumbsup

Why waste it on the monkey? It makes a great mayo substitute.

at least you get pics......:1orglaugh

You might be considered strange if you jerked off your monkey on a bed of lettuce and then you ate it

fu*k KY jelly

try Lanolin Creme next time, best there is for the little guy
:glugglug

iono, seems pretty normal to me!

Sounds tasty though.

I like this thread.

Switch to Astroglide... you'll feel more normal.

we all know you did.........You left your webcam switched on.