The ULTIMATE Industry Contest - GoFuckYourself.com

KeyoCologroup · 10-01-2003, 12:21 PM

To bang in fall we are having a contest!

1st place winner gets a free dedicated server or dedicated e-mail server 3 months free!

2nd & 3rd place winners get $500 cash each via paypal!

4th place to 10th place get free virtual accounts with 100gb free transfer for a month!

The contest is quite simple. Whoever can write the best essay on the adult industry from the beginning
to present, highlighting the events that have happened over the past years to now in detail wins. From the
free trials, to the collapse of them, to making thousands with dialers to making little to none, from JoeE
getting screwed out of CEN, write the best essay you can of this industry from the beginning to present!
These essays will be voted on by selected judges. If you or your company wants to become a judge in this contest
and have a prize to donate please e-mail me or icq me [email protected] or post on the thread! Let's get
some big boys helping judge who can write the best essay of this industry from start to end!

Final submission date October 10th. Post your submissions in the thread.

Going to be interesting to see what some of the old tymers write

RedShoe · 10-01-2003, 12:22 PM

I didn't know fall was it's own month.

Nick The Greek · 10-01-2003, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
I didn't know fall was it's own month.

August
September
Falltember
October
November...

GigaChris · 10-01-2003, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
I didn't know fall was it's own month.

me ether

KeyoCologroup · 10-01-2003, 12:25 PM

typeo

KeyoCologroup · 10-01-2003, 12:26 PM

I bet Luke Ford will write the best

NetRodent · 10-01-2003, 12:30 PM

Some people put some dirty pics online and made a bunch of money at it. Then more people came and everyone made less.

The End

RedShoe · 10-01-2003, 12:31 PM

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Originally posted by KeyoCologroup
I bet Luke Ford will write the best

so just give him the prize already.

My Essay would start like this.

First there was not GFY. Then GFY came and everyone and their mother became an adult webmaster because Lensman spammed us all for weeks about GFY. I have no idea where he got my name and email address, but it worked. Thank Lensman for the boom. He peaked my interest and SixNine held my hand (he still does on cold nights).

Boneprone claimed GFY first and recruited an army of people.

I'll settle for the $500.00 cash. I have hosting coming out my ass.

KeyoCologroup · 10-01-2003, 12:32 PM

Thats a good start, but try putting into something like a biography you would see on A&E

The exciting and thrilling version would sound so much better!

snipah7 · 10-01-2003, 12:45 PM

can I just do a logo for this?

pimplink · 10-01-2003, 12:51 PM

Can I use an essay I found on the Internet? LOL

BradShaw · 10-01-2003, 12:54 PM

I could write a book, but would require a 7 figure advance.

pimplink · 10-01-2003, 12:57 PM

Nice homepage design...

KeyoCologroup · 10-01-2003, 01:00 PM

Cheque's in the mail

Will you take that line Shaw?

kmanrox · 10-01-2003, 01:24 PM

cologroup, you're a fucking thief and a world class schmuck... fuck off and go to some other board to spew your bullshit cockmaster...

KeyoCologroup · 10-01-2003, 01:27 PM

kman,

I'm not sure about your previous dealings involving the company, but i have taken things over and things are running smoother than ever.

Your problems before from what i know and we talked about were with myles and jason and them splitting up ownership and myles taking everything which he rightfully owned. So go deal with them, not me or my business. Thanks.

ps. you still have not proved how cologroup fucked you. all i can see is that you just don't like myles and wish to ruin him. good luck.

kmanrox · 10-01-2003, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KeyoCologroup
kman,

I'm not sure about your previous dealings involving the company, but i have taken things over and things are running smoother than ever.

Your problems before from what i know and we talked about were with myles and jason and them splitting up ownership and myles taking everything which he rightfully owned. So go deal with them, not me or my business. Thanks.

hey fuckface... jason had a VERY profitable business that he built.... myles was a 2 dolla tech.... it was doing shitty... i single handedly help him make it huge again.... i fuck off to thailand for a while check back with jason to see how things are and he tells me dipshit went out and made a nevada corporation called Cologroup... he took the corp docs to NIC and had them hand the domain over to him... that's fucked up....

watch your step fuckface... i have the means to have your whole operation shut down in 72 hours..... say the word fucknut.... say the word and we'll start the clock, k? we'll let everyone on GFY watch it happen too bitch....

KeyoCologroup · 10-01-2003, 01:35 PM

from what i heard, that is simple bullshit jason has fed you. why do you think jason signed an agreement not to say shit or get involved. there are always 2 sides to the story. plus ofcourse you will stick by jason, hes your friend of years. so go piss in some other thread you clown

not that i care really, your a nobody to me and your beef with myles is with him.

and wait, nobody got scammed, or fucked, so technically its a corporate dispute. you should be more clear when you type things kman.

Wiseman · 10-01-2003, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KeyoCologroup
kman,

I'm not sure about your previous dealings involving the company, but i have taken things over and things are running smoother than ever.

Your problems before from what i know and we talked about were with myles and jason and them splitting up ownership and myles taking everything which he rightfully owned. So go deal with them, not me or my business. Thanks.

ps. you still have not proved how cologroup fucked you. all i can see is that you just don't like myles and wish to ruin him. good luck.

Jason Who?

kmanrox · 10-01-2003, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KeyoCologroup
from what i heard, that is simple bullshit jason has fed you. why do you think jason signed an agreement not to say shit or get involved. there are always 2 sides to the story. plus ofcourse you will stick by jason, hes your friend of years. so go piss in some other thread you clown

not that i care really, your a nobody to me and your beef with myles is with him.

and wait, nobody got scammed, or fucked, so technically its a corporate dispute. you should be more clear when you type things kman.

you obviously havent done your homework before you talk to my son.... so backthefuckup.... and PLEASE JUST SAY THE WORD SO I CAN SHUT YOU DOWN ....

IM BEGGING YOU TO GIVE ME THE GOAHEAD!!! i live for inducing karma unto snotnosed lieelt pricks...

id i listed all the shit i could do to you and your business here ppl would steal the tactics and the indutry would be like the wild west.... let's play... im going to sleep, sop have fun while im sleeping, when i awake, i'll reload and we can play after my meetings...

let's work it baby....

Carrie · 10-01-2003, 01:58 PM

Am I the only one who thinks the industry being like the wild west would be a good thing?

KeyoCologroup · 10-01-2003, 02:02 PM

we'd have some nice outfits and nice guns

Wiseman · 10-01-2003, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KeyoCologroup
we'd have some nice outfits and nice guns

I always wanted to be around back in the wild wild west!!!
Jason who??

KeyoCologroup · 10-01-2003, 02:14 PM

Jason Trindade of pimpshost.com

brand0n · 10-01-2003, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe

I'll settle for the $500.00 cash. I have hosting coming out my ass. [/B]

thats gotta be tuff in the mornings

KeyoCologroup · 10-02-2003, 06:08 PM

tough wouldn't be the word for it

NoCarrier · 10-02-2003, 06:11 PM

The word cologroup should just be banned.

IntenseCash · 10-02-2003, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nick The Greek

August
September
Falltember
October
November...

you forgot December ;) Winter does not start until Dec 21st

10-01-2003, 12:21 PM	#1
KeyoCologroup Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Data Center! Posts: 45	The ULTIMATE Industry Contest To bang in fall we are having a contest! 1st place winner gets a free dedicated server or dedicated e-mail server 3 months free! 2nd & 3rd place winners get $500 cash each via paypal! 4th place to 10th place get free virtual accounts with 100gb free transfer for a month! The contest is quite simple. Whoever can write the best essay on the adult industry from the beginning to present, highlighting the events that have happened over the past years to now in detail wins. From the free trials, to the collapse of them, to making thousands with dialers to making little to none, from JoeE getting screwed out of CEN, write the best essay you can of this industry from the beginning to present! These essays will be voted on by selected judges. If you or your company wants to become a judge in this contest and have a prize to donate please e-mail me or icq me [email protected] or post on the thread! Let's get some big boys helping judge who can write the best essay of this industry from start to end! Final submission date October 10th. Post your submissions in the thread. Going to be interesting to see what some of the old tymers write __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Last edited by KeyoCologroup; 10-01-2003 at 12:23 PM..

10-01-2003, 12:22 PM	#2
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	I didn't know fall was it's own month. __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

10-01-2003, 12:25 PM	#5
KeyoCologroup Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Data Center! Posts: 45	typeo __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

10-01-2003, 12:26 PM	#6
KeyoCologroup Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Data Center! Posts: 45	I bet Luke Ford will write the best __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

10-01-2003, 12:30 PM	#7
NetRodent Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: In the walls of your house. Posts: 3,985	Some people put some dirty pics online and made a bunch of money at it. Then more people came and everyone made less. The End __________________ "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --H.L. Mencken

10-01-2003, 12:32 PM	#9
KeyoCologroup Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Data Center! Posts: 45	Thats a good start, but try putting into something like a biography you would see on A&E The exciting and thrilling version would sound so much better! __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

10-01-2003, 12:45 PM	#10
snipah7 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 781	can I just do a logo for this? __________________ ICQ # 273318533 Hit me up for any design, flash, html or any kind work.

10-01-2003, 12:51 PM	#11
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10-01-2003, 12:54 PM	#12
BradShaw Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: KB's trailer Posts: 7,840	I could write a book, but would require a 7 figure advance. __________________ Sig too big http://www.gofuckyourself.com/gfy_faqs.html Want to use a large banner in your sig??? Contact Eric about getting on as an advertiser - eric AT adult.com

10-01-2003, 12:57 PM	#13
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10-01-2003, 01:00 PM	#14
KeyoCologroup Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Data Center! Posts: 45	Cheque's in the mail Will you take that line Shaw? __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

10-01-2003, 01:24 PM	#15
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	cologroup, you're a fucking thief and a world class schmuck... fuck off and go to some other board to spew your bullshit cockmaster... __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

10-01-2003, 01:27 PM	#16
KeyoCologroup Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Data Center! Posts: 45	kman, I'm not sure about your previous dealings involving the company, but i have taken things over and things are running smoother than ever. Your problems before from what i know and we talked about were with myles and jason and them splitting up ownership and myles taking everything which he rightfully owned. So go deal with them, not me or my business. Thanks. ps. you still have not proved how cologroup fucked you. all i can see is that you just don't like myles and wish to ruin him. good luck. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

10-01-2003, 01:35 PM	#18
KeyoCologroup Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Data Center! Posts: 45	from what i heard, that is simple bullshit jason has fed you. why do you think jason signed an agreement not to say shit or get involved. there are always 2 sides to the story. plus ofcourse you will stick by jason, hes your friend of years. so go piss in some other thread you clown not that i care really, your a nobody to me and your beef with myles is with him. and wait, nobody got scammed, or fucked, so technically its a corporate dispute. you should be more clear when you type things kman. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Last edited by KeyoCologroup; 10-01-2003 at 01:37 PM..

10-01-2003, 01:58 PM	#21
Carrie Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Virgin - nee Posts: 3,162	Am I the only one who thinks the industry being like the wild west would be a good thing?

10-01-2003, 02:02 PM	#22
KeyoCologroup Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Data Center! Posts: 45	we'd have some nice outfits and nice guns __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

10-01-2003, 02:14 PM	#24
KeyoCologroup Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Data Center! Posts: 45	Jason Trindade of pimpshost.com __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

10-02-2003, 06:08 PM	#26
KeyoCologroup Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Data Center! Posts: 45	tough wouldn't be the word for it __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

10-02-2003, 06:11 PM	#27
NoCarrier We need more free porn Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 16,356	The word cologroup should just be banned.