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KeyoCologroup 10-01-2003 12:21 PM

The ULTIMATE Industry Contest
 
To bang in fall we are having a contest!

1st place winner gets a free dedicated server or dedicated e-mail server 3 months free!

2nd & 3rd place winners get $500 cash each via paypal!

4th place to 10th place get free virtual accounts with 100gb free transfer for a month!

The contest is quite simple. Whoever can write the best essay on the adult industry from the beginning
to present, highlighting the events that have happened over the past years to now in detail wins. From the
free trials, to the collapse of them, to making thousands with dialers to making little to none, from JoeE
getting screwed out of CEN, write the best essay you can of this industry from the beginning to present!
These essays will be voted on by selected judges. If you or your company wants to become a judge in this contest
and have a prize to donate please e-mail me or icq me [email protected] or post on the thread! Let's get
some big boys helping judge who can write the best essay of this industry from start to end!

Final submission date October 10th. Post your submissions in the thread.

Going to be interesting to see what some of the old tymers write :)

RedShoe 10-01-2003 12:22 PM

I didn't know fall was it's own month.

Nick The Greek 10-01-2003 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
I didn't know fall was it's own month.
August
September
Falltember
October
November...

GigaChris 10-01-2003 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
I didn't know fall was it's own month.
me ether :glugglug

KeyoCologroup 10-01-2003 12:25 PM

typeo :)

KeyoCologroup 10-01-2003 12:26 PM

I bet Luke Ford will write the best :)

NetRodent 10-01-2003 12:30 PM

Some people put some dirty pics online and made a bunch of money at it. Then more people came and everyone made less.

The End

RedShoe 10-01-2003 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KeyoCologroup
I bet Luke Ford will write the best :)
so just give him the prize already.

My Essay would start like this.

First there was not GFY. Then GFY came and everyone and their mother became an adult webmaster because Lensman spammed us all for weeks about GFY. I have no idea where he got my name and email address, but it worked. Thank Lensman for the boom. He peaked my interest and SixNine held my hand (he still does on cold nights).

Boneprone claimed GFY first and recruited an army of people.

I'll settle for the $500.00 cash. I have hosting coming out my ass.

KeyoCologroup 10-01-2003 12:32 PM

Thats a good start, but try putting into something like a biography you would see on A&E

The exciting and thrilling version would sound so much better!

snipah7 10-01-2003 12:45 PM

can I just do a logo for this?

pimplink 10-01-2003 12:51 PM

Can I use an essay I found on the Internet? LOL

BradShaw 10-01-2003 12:54 PM

I could write a book, but would require a 7 figure advance.

pimplink 10-01-2003 12:57 PM

Nice homepage design... :helpme

KeyoCologroup 10-01-2003 01:00 PM

Cheque's in the mail

Will you take that line Shaw?

kmanrox 10-01-2003 01:24 PM

cologroup, you're a fucking thief and a world class schmuck... fuck off and go to some other board to spew your bullshit cockmaster...

KeyoCologroup 10-01-2003 01:27 PM

kman,

I'm not sure about your previous dealings involving the company, but i have taken things over and things are running smoother than ever.

Your problems before from what i know and we talked about were with myles and jason and them splitting up ownership and myles taking everything which he rightfully owned. So go deal with them, not me or my business. Thanks.

ps. you still have not proved how cologroup fucked you. all i can see is that you just don't like myles and wish to ruin him. good luck.

kmanrox 10-01-2003 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KeyoCologroup
kman,

I'm not sure about your previous dealings involving the company, but i have taken things over and things are running smoother than ever.

Your problems before from what i know and we talked about were with myles and jason and them splitting up ownership and myles taking everything which he rightfully owned. So go deal with them, not me or my business. Thanks.

hey fuckface... jason had a VERY profitable business that he built.... myles was a 2 dolla tech.... it was doing shitty... i single handedly help him make it huge again.... i fuck off to thailand for a while check back with jason to see how things are and he tells me dipshit went out and made a nevada corporation called Cologroup... he took the corp docs to NIC and had them hand the domain over to him... that's fucked up....

watch your step fuckface... i have the means to have your whole operation shut down in 72 hours..... say the word fucknut.... say the word and we'll start the clock, k? we'll let everyone on GFY watch it happen too bitch....

KeyoCologroup 10-01-2003 01:35 PM

from what i heard, that is simple bullshit jason has fed you. why do you think jason signed an agreement not to say shit or get involved. there are always 2 sides to the story. plus ofcourse you will stick by jason, hes your friend of years. so go piss in some other thread you clown :)

not that i care really, your a nobody to me and your beef with myles is with him.

and wait, nobody got scammed, or fucked, so technically its a corporate dispute. you should be more clear when you type things kman.

Wiseman 10-01-2003 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KeyoCologroup
kman,

I'm not sure about your previous dealings involving the company, but i have taken things over and things are running smoother than ever.

Your problems before from what i know and we talked about were with myles and jason and them splitting up ownership and myles taking everything which he rightfully owned. So go deal with them, not me or my business. Thanks.

ps. you still have not proved how cologroup fucked you. all i can see is that you just don't like myles and wish to ruin him. good luck.

Jason Who?

kmanrox 10-01-2003 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KeyoCologroup
from what i heard, that is simple bullshit jason has fed you. why do you think jason signed an agreement not to say shit or get involved. there are always 2 sides to the story. plus ofcourse you will stick by jason, hes your friend of years. so go piss in some other thread you clown :)

not that i care really, your a nobody to me and your beef with myles is with him.

and wait, nobody got scammed, or fucked, so technically its a corporate dispute. you should be more clear when you type things kman.

you obviously havent done your homework before you talk to my son.... so backthefuckup.... and PLEASE JUST SAY THE WORD SO I CAN SHUT YOU DOWN ....

IM BEGGING YOU TO GIVE ME THE GOAHEAD!!! i live for inducing karma unto snotnosed lieelt pricks...

id i listed all the shit i could do to you and your business here ppl would steal the tactics and the indutry would be like the wild west.... let's play... im going to sleep, sop have fun while im sleeping, when i awake, i'll reload and we can play after my meetings...

let's work it baby....

Carrie 10-01-2003 01:58 PM

Am I the only one who thinks the industry being like the wild west would be a good thing? :helpme

KeyoCologroup 10-01-2003 02:02 PM

we'd have some nice outfits and nice guns :)

Wiseman 10-01-2003 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KeyoCologroup
we'd have some nice outfits and nice guns :)
I always wanted to be around back in the wild wild west!!!
Jason who??

KeyoCologroup 10-01-2003 02:14 PM

Jason Trindade of pimpshost.com

brand0n 10-01-2003 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe


I'll settle for the $500.00 cash. I have hosting coming out my ass. [/B]
thats gotta be tuff in the mornings

KeyoCologroup 10-02-2003 06:08 PM

tough wouldn't be the word for it :)

NoCarrier 10-02-2003 06:11 PM

The word cologroup should just be banned.

IntenseCash 10-02-2003 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nick The Greek


August
September
Falltember
October
November...

you forgot December ;) Winter does not start until Dec 21st :thumbsup


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