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Old 10-01-2003, 12:49 AM   #1
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fucked by escort

All escort services, give me advice tell me what I should do.help!!!!.i called this escort service today:

http://www.tampaescorts.net/album1_018.htm

rachel came over, she told me it was $350 plus a $100 extra for tips and shit..i was like aiight, heres $450, she told me she had to give to the person in the car to checkin..

figured that was reasonable she walked out got in the car and dipped... we tried chasin em but couldnt get to em.. i called him back and he said hello and dint say shit after that and then was like you had more then $450 you got what you deserved..

anyone know these guys?
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Old 10-01-2003, 12:51 AM   #2
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what you getting an escort for

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Tell these hoes before I pay I jerk off word to moses........
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i was gonna ask her later on if she wanted to do videos for us...
help escort services!!!! ya'll know em?
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Sorry your out for 450.00, but that is pretty funny.

Maybe ya should have given 1/2 first like some professional's prefer.

Then ya would been out only 225!
What a savings!

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man, you never bought drugs before? that's a big nono... notorious ripoff scam...

it's a given where you leave the money on the table so she can see that you have it.... never leave them alone, when you shower bring your wallet/watch with you into the shower.... triple lock the door.... etc...
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Never pay up front. If they want to see the money, thats fine, but don't pay

And why get afucking hooker anyways, if ur ulgy, go act like a big shot at the bar. Ull get some pussy.

If u don't, kill urself....
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mann i was trying to get girls to do shoots..i got a girlfriend..
i figured this was the easiest way to get some numbers and have them shoot for us..... i wasnt trying to get pussy formyself..
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mann i was trying to get girls to do shoots..i got a girlfriend..
i figured this was the easiest way to get some numbers and have them shoot for us..... i wasnt trying to get pussy formyself..
for 450 bucks I could get you some models
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mann i was trying to get girls to do shoots..i got a girlfriend..
i figured this was the easiest way to get some numbers and have them shoot for us..... i wasnt trying to get pussy formyself..
i tried that excuse with the cops too didn't work too well
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mann i was trying to get girls to do shoots..i got a girlfriend..
i figured this was the easiest way to get some numbers and have them shoot for us..... i wasnt trying to get pussy formyself..
of course!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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THe title of this thread is wrong...
You were not fucked by an escort at all

Technically.

Oh yeah, never chase down the pimp.

Very bad move. Consider yourself lucky.
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goto friends house. call the escort place. wait for them to show up. retaliate
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any escort services know em?
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not a bad idea!!!!
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now if you're a stupid/crazy former marine from new york.... what i woul do is wait 3 weeks... call for her again with a different voice... have her meet you at some other place during the day where you know the people are at work..... when her and her driver/accomplice come drivin up, wait until she's getting out of the car with the door open, run up, kick the door closed on her leg, pull a gun on her man, have him put his hands on the steering wheel, start smashing the windows with your pistol to intimidate them, mug the dude, take the purse of the chick.... pistol whip them both, take off on foot thru a preplanned escape route...


OR, if you're not that pyscho...


call them again, have them meet a friend of yours at a cheap motel who you've already determined doesnt check your ID when you check in.... when the girl comes in, have him flash her some cash, triple lock the door.... when she turns around, YOU come out of the closet, knock her the FUCK OUT with a wooden bat, check her purse for money/valuables, if there is none, break her kneecaps, her shoulder blades, her femur, her shins, twist her ankles backwards.... then escape within 1.5 minutes of her entering, thru the back window which you've already opened and planned your escape on foot....

it may seem a bit overboard for only $450, but i personally, would be damned if i ever let ANYONE get one over on me and get away with it....

as an added bonus you could always steal her ID after your break her bones and then send letters to every racist organization in the area telling what a race traitor she is and she only sleeps with black and hispanic men and she's a disgrace to your pure and superior race and she needs to be 'handled'.... the klan usually passes things like that unto the skins cuz they are young and crazier, so more than likely she'll end up getting curbstomped eventually...

you can probably think of some better things to do, i only thought 5 minutes on this, if you want some real good stuff to do, lmk and i'll put some more thought into it for ya...
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*notes to self never fuck with kman*

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now if you're a stupid/crazy former marine from new york.... what i woul do is wait 3 weeks... call for her again with a different voice... have her meet you at some other place during the day where you know the people are at work..... when her and her driver/accomplice come drivin up, wait until she's getting out of the car with the door open, run up, kick the door closed on her leg, pull a gun on her man, have him put his hands on the steering wheel, start smashing the windows with your pistol to intimidate them, mug the dude, take the purse of the chick.... pistol whip them both, take off on foot thru a preplanned escape route...


OR, if you're not that pyscho...


call them again, have them meet a friend of yours at a cheap motel who you've already determined doesnt check your ID when you check in.... when the girl comes in, have him flash her some cash, triple lock the door.... when she turns around, YOU come out of the closet, knock her the FUCK OUT with a wooden bat, check her purse for money/valuables, if there is none, break her kneecaps, her shoulder blades, her femur, her shins, twist her ankles backwards.... then escape within 1.5 minutes of her entering, thru the back window which you've already opened and planned your escape on foot....

it may seem a bit overboard for only $450, but i personally, would be damned if i ever let ANYONE get one over on me and get away with it....

as an added bonus you could always steal her ID after your break her bones and then send letters to every racist organization in the area telling what a race traitor she is and she only sleeps with black and hispanic men and she's a disgrace to your pure and superior race and she needs to be 'handled'.... the klan usually passes things like that unto the skins cuz they are young and crazier, so more than likely she'll end up getting curbstomped eventually...

you can probably think of some better things to do, i only thought 5 minutes on this, if you want some real good stuff to do, lmk and i'll put some more thought into it for ya...
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they kno im into porn they kno its my own house....they kno where i live..

there gonna look to break in and steal my shit ...some time or another...whatt he fuck do i do
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Well its better then paying the $450 and then finding out the escort had a cock and was going to fuck you.
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kman, can i be your friend? i aint fucking with you.
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At your house man??

Oh dude...
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they kno im into porn they kno its my own house....they kno where i live..

there gonna look to break in and steal my shit ...some time or another...whatt he fuck do i do
if you read my post..... WAIT 3 WEEKS to implement what i said, by then they would have fucked over 5-14 more johns and won't know who in the hell just broke every bone in her slutty little body, so they wont know who to retaliate against.... THAT IS if they are stupid enough to even want to stay in this line of work after she gets out of the hospital in 2-3 months.....

if you are still scared, borrow a pistol from one of your friends and keep it closeby at all times.... but if someone comes to your house, you'd better be prepare to use it.... you should already have your story for the police recited and prepared in case you shoot the fucker dead when/if they break in, because after you cap him you'll be too freaked out to make a believable story, let alone think one up.... if you can get a hold of a 'hot' pistol, make sure you sterilize it from prints and shit, and keep it under the couch so you can plant it in the perps hand in case you cap him and he doesnt have a weapon so you're in the clear...
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call again and have someone slash the two back tires of the car when the escorts inside.
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in the meantime, prank call her and send her to bunk addresses, call her from payphones in different parts of town and have friends with different demeanors and voices make the calls too.... she'll go nuts getting prank called to wrong houses... have her go to family houses and stuff too for kicks....

she'll end up losing all legit calls cuz she'll think they're all pranks...

this is kinda cowardly, but i guess different stroked for different folks.... i prefer plan A and B
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call again and have someone slash the two back tires of the car when the escorts inside.
dont u think the dude with the pistol watchin her back would kinda hinder that idea?
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it may seem a bit overboard for only $450, but i personally, would be damned if i ever let ANYONE get one over on me and get away with it....
there's also that "Owned Fucker" screen cap to contend with ...
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definately gotta agree with the kman leg breakin' plan here....
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they kno im into porn they kno its my own house....they kno where i live..

there gonna look to break in and steal my shit ...some time or another...whatt he fuck do i do
you did this at YOUR HOUSE?!?! jesus.
oh man use some common sense.
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kman.. you're one seriously warped motherfucker...

I like that in a person.
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You should never call a hooker / drug dealer etc. to your house.

Don't do anything stupid you'll get caught. Think of it as a lesson learned and move on.
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bahahahahahaha this shit is too funny, you are the biggest looooooser ever. not only did you have to pay but you didn't even get a piece for the $450 you spend on a hooker hahaha
i can't even stop laughing at you and now you want help getting your money back this is hysterical. But ok since it was going to be your first time and you blew it, I will help you out!
Here's the deal you pay me $900 and I will get the slut to give you back your money and apoligize to you.. Hit me up, i'll help lol
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now if you're a stupid/crazy former marine from new york.... what i woul do is wait 3 weeks... call for her again with a different voice... have her meet you at some other place during the day where you know the people are at work..... when her and her driver/accomplice come drivin up, wait until she's getting out of the car with the door open, run up, kick the door closed on her leg, pull a gun on her man, have him put his hands on the steering wheel, start smashing the windows with your pistol to intimidate them, mug the dude, take the purse of the chick.... pistol whip them both, take off on foot thru a preplanned escape route...


OR, if you're not that pyscho...


call them again, have them meet a friend of yours at a cheap motel who you've already determined doesnt check your ID when you check in.... when the girl comes in, have him flash her some cash, triple lock the door.... when she turns around, YOU come out of the closet, knock her the FUCK OUT with a wooden bat, check her purse for money/valuables, if there is none, break her kneecaps, her shoulder blades, her femur, her shins, twist her ankles backwards.... then escape within 1.5 minutes of her entering, thru the back window which you've already opened and planned your escape on foot....

it may seem a bit overboard for only $450, but i personally, would be damned if i ever let ANYONE get one over on me and get away with it....

as an added bonus you could always steal her ID after your break her bones and then send letters to every racist organization in the area telling what a race traitor she is and she only sleeps with black and hispanic men and she's a disgrace to your pure and superior race and she needs to be 'handled'.... the klan usually passes things like that unto the skins cuz they are young and crazier, so more than likely she'll end up getting curbstomped eventually...

you can probably think of some better things to do, i only thought 5 minutes on this, if you want some real good stuff to do, lmk and i'll put some more thought into it for ya...
This is the funniest thing I have read on gfy in a long long time. My gut hurts now from reading all that.

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Old 10-01-2003, 02:15 AM   #49
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im not trying to get my money back... its fuckin $450..the only reason i was doin it was to get a shoot off of her or get her into doing movies for us....

i wanna fuckup the agency cause thats fucked up what they did....
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