10-01-2003, 02:11 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: The Ditch
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Originally posted by kmanrox
now if you're a stupid/crazy former marine from new york.... what i woul do is wait 3 weeks... call for her again with a different voice... have her meet you at some other place during the day where you know the people are at work..... when her and her driver/accomplice come drivin up, wait until she's getting out of the car with the door open, run up, kick the door closed on her leg, pull a gun on her man, have him put his hands on the steering wheel, start smashing the windows with your pistol to intimidate them, mug the dude, take the purse of the chick.... pistol whip them both, take off on foot thru a preplanned escape route...
OR, if you're not that pyscho...
call them again, have them meet a friend of yours at a cheap motel who you've already determined doesnt check your ID when you check in.... when the girl comes in, have him flash her some cash, triple lock the door.... when she turns around, YOU come out of the closet, knock her the FUCK OUT with a wooden bat, check her purse for money/valuables, if there is none, break her kneecaps, her shoulder blades, her femur, her shins, twist her ankles backwards.... then escape within 1.5 minutes of her entering, thru the back window which you've already opened and planned your escape on foot....
it may seem a bit overboard for only $450, but i personally, would be damned if i ever let ANYONE get one over on me and get away with it....
as an added bonus you could always steal her ID after your break her bones and then send letters to every racist organization in the area telling what a race traitor she is and she only sleeps with black and hispanic men and she's a disgrace to your pure and superior race and she needs to be 'handled'.... the klan usually passes things like that unto the skins cuz they are young and crazier, so more than likely she'll end up getting curbstomped eventually...
you can probably think of some better things to do, i only thought 5 minutes on this, if you want some real good stuff to do, lmk and i'll put some more thought into it for ya...
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This is the funniest thing I have read on gfy in a long long time. My gut hurts now from reading all that.
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