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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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People Who Surf GFY With Kids In The Room
Complain about the sounds in banners all you want, fact is you shouldnt be surfing an adult-related site with your kids in the room.
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Word. What about my momma?
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i just tell my kid ear muffs, then i let him walk all over the room. wait, i dont have a kid.
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i lock kids in the closet for gfy
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I tie my kid to the desk so he isn't tearing the house apart. Fuckin' kid.
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Corrossion Of Conformity - Long Whip, Big America.
Think ill play that now.
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pretty clearly this isnt a board for kids...
but since when does my daughter being 30 feet away watching barney and playing with a cat while i catch up on industry gossip on a laptop with the screen faced away from her make me a bad parent? or did you just become the morality police? or wait... better yet.. let me guess.. you dont have kids right? all i can tell ya bro. is i turned off my volume. and i turned off sigs. so count me as just one more webmaster who is irritated enough by the neverending flash banners and the "suck my dick bitch" screaming punk music that i stopped watching ads. I'd be willing to bet that every advertiser on here would be happy to have me see their sig and send them some traffic... i imagine the same goes for quiet.. and numerous others i have seen. Alas, the actions of a few have made sure that i'll never see another new product ad. In fact not just sigs.. i actually AVOID even letting my mouse near the main ads because some of them are so fuckin loud and annoying that if i'm listening to music on my computer it blasts over it. These tactics are lowering the value that advertisers gain from this board.
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"daddy, what is gofa... go fakk... gofakkyerself?"
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Live Hard - Die Hard
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#11 |
GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Parents are always the blame but always seem to point at someone else as the problem.
You might as well watch a porn in front of them. And im not the moral police, I just like starting threads like this. ![]()
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ok. fletch i get ya.
and i'm enjoying the banter. i'm sure we could come up with plenty of scenarios where the sounds can do wrong even if there arent kids in the room. telling somebody to turn off their audio if they want to view a board is absurd. kinda the equivalent of telling somebody to turn off hahahahahahahahahaha if they dont like popups.. sure.. turning off js will stop popups... but it also disables so much other functionality.
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Live Hard - Die Hard
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Fletch did you receive my envelope? I forgot to mention that it was coming from Iowa instead of San Diego.
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I don't have kids but I still don't like sounds in banners.
Its never made me click on a banner, its just annoying. Why don't you click me now. Uhh no thanks.
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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none of my kids are old enough to read yet...and the only woman my oldest has seen on this board is the lady up top who spits out the happy faces
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i keep my volume turned completly off nowdays because of gfy.
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Just for the record - what Hooper said. Sigs are now off and banners never get a mouse even close to them any more.
But then this business loves trying to make an extra buck now and fucking itself up for the long term. It almost takes a pride in it. |
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My kid doesnt have to be in the same room to hear some bullshit 'fuck yea' banner blurting out my speakers. I play my music kinda loud... so i usually have my volume up. I have logitech z-60 speakers... my whole house can hear what music I play. I like to listen to music while I surf, and I'll be damned if I have to turn my music volume down because of some asshole sound banner. Unwelcomed sounds are intrusive, period. I only expect to hear sound on my PC when I play music, or watch a movie. I have all other sound events disabled. I hate going to some dopey flash site that has 10 different choices of music playing with 20 different mouseover sounds for every other fucking button. You wanna give me a fucking choice, then give me a choice to turn the music ON, not OFF. Its one thing to hear it unexpectedly when you purposely mouse over a banner, its another when you ACCIDENTALY mouse over. Sounds in banners are fucking GAY. PERIOD.
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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My post was that any parents on this board should not be surfing this board with kids in the room. But who am I to have an opinion on such a thing? I dont have kids. hahaha Im not married either but I know youre not supposed to fuck your wifes sister. hahaha
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Now when my kids can read, it might be a different story.....
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oh shit... im surprised you even remembered i said that. hey....... i only did that after the wifey said I could....
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seeing the sigs and banners enhances your ability to keep abreast of whats going on in our industry imo
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good point. i make sure that my kids are not around when i do my daily routine at GFY.
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Sound on banners sucks ass period.
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I don't have kids.
But I hate the sound banners. It's gotten to the point where I'm really considering setting up nutscrape or something just for GFY and leaving the sounds off on it.
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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This i why i said 'complain about sounds in banners all you want.'
i hate that shit too. I have music on 24 hours a day, and usually pretty loud. I even sleep with music on. And at least 10 times a day I fucking get hit with one of those fucking GFY banner sounds, and it really fucking blows. Not only do they try and pick the dumbest sounds, its usually some amateurish implementation, the sounds are too loud and clearly placed by inexperienced people. I predicted this with the first banner though. I said it would get worst ;)
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The whiners should just turn off the speakers like I do..
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The rest of us listen to shit while we're working. All the sounds on banners do is make me instantly refresh so I get a banner without sound. I can't even tell you what the sponsors are, just the sounds that are made.
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So Fucking Banned
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I don't surf with my kids in the room.. They have their own playroom, however, if I forget to turn my speakers down or I was doing something that needed sound, THEN the banners are a pain in the ass, they can hear it from their room.
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Channel 940. Classical ;)
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Banners with sounds are an annoying pain in the ass.. Its funny how when there were banners with sounds aimed at surfers it was said it was a crappy idea (by many webmasters)
Then voila! now us webmasters get banners with fucking sound.. Sorry to say but it makes me wanna join the program even less.. Its enough that I see your banner.I never asked to hear sound but I get it anyway? And did adding sounds to your banners really help you get more webmasters? Not likely. Yngwie
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There are sounds on GFY? I have my laptop muted and I keep my desktop speakers turned off. I learned about 7 years ago that sound and computers don't mix. Who needs it?
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Those are the same people that take their kids to the bars and R rated movies
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wow.. i just disabled flash AND sigs.. it's almost like the old days of boards with a few gif banners.
wow!
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well, like i said in one of the other sound threads..... read the GFY rules and you will see the BS double standard... it says no sounds in posts is a 'good thing'........ yet apparently sounds in ads isnt a 'bad thing'.
now THAT is bullshit.
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Nowadays one can violate every human right possible by using the guise of "terrorism" or its "for the children"
One can use this rhetoric to further any cause. I myself have kids in the room but they arent reading over my shoulder, They arent paying any attention to what I am doing. there really isnt anything too outlandish here. I always surf with images off anyways pertaining to other adult sites. I monitor my kids online and make sure they do not go to adult sites as all parents should. But this is 2 different things entirely, if they came up behind me I would minimize the page but they dont give a care what Im surfing. |
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If your kids are anoying the hell out of you and you can get them to shut the fuck up, hit me up. I'm starting a new web site, http://www.I-Will-Kill-Your-kid.com
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bunch of fucking prosounder's
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yeah kids should not be in the room when you surf gfy or any other adult related web site... as for sound in banners as long as it's not annoying it's cool other wise
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my kid is right here in the living room watching rugrats...she doesn't give a fuck about what i'm doing on here...since she can't read, it's nothing but "words" to her....the screen is away from her, the television has her captivated and there aren't any naked bitches on my screen.....
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