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Juicy D. Links · 09-30-2003, 06:51 AM

Is it rude of a guy to kick you out of bed the next morning without breakfast or is breakfast a standard after a one nighter?

polish_aristocrat · 09-30-2003, 06:53 AM

Ask Grogan

candyflip · 09-30-2003, 06:55 AM

It's only rude if you kick her out and she didn't provide a morning blowjob. It the BJ is there, breakfast MUST follow.

Milena Dickman · 09-30-2003, 06:57 AM

Please, remember me to never date a guy who would ask a question like this...

Juicy D. Links · 09-30-2003, 07:01 AM

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Originally posted by Milena Dickman
Please, remember me to never date a guy who would ask a question like this...

I never said anything about dating.

I am referring to a one nighter, no names no questions no committments just hot steamy mind blowing sex

Triple 6 · 09-30-2003, 07:10 AM

juicy, improve your bed skills, so when u wake up, they will be out of bed alright... making YOU breakfast

plexer · 09-30-2003, 07:11 AM

nice...

Juicy D. Links · 09-30-2003, 07:15 AM

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Originally posted by Triple 6
juicy, improve your bed skills, so when u wake up, they will be out of bed alright... making YOU breakfast

Its hard finding hoochies these days that can cook food.

cluck · 09-30-2003, 07:17 AM

Steal a few bucks out of her purse while she's still in a GHB induced coma and act like you're doing a favor when you order breakfast. Works every time.

LeeNoga · 09-30-2003, 07:24 AM

If you want her back for another night of non commital, no name mind blowing sex, you should treat her like a Princess and show that femmie side of yours :-))

RedBumper · 09-30-2003, 07:25 AM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
Is it rude of a guy to kick you out of bed the next morning without breakfast or is breakfast a standard after a one nighter?

Did you wake her up yet Juicy?

BlueDesignStudios · 09-30-2003, 07:27 AM

juicy: if she ain't bringing you breakfast in bed you gotta question what you're doing wrong

Dusen · 09-30-2003, 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks

I never said anything about dating.

I am referring to a one nighter, no names no questions no committments just hot steamy mind blowing sex

I wasn't aware that you could have mind blowing sex during a one nighter. That certainly isn't my experience. The best sex of my life has been during my current long term relationship. It just gets better and better over time.

I've found one night stands/pickups to be clumsy and unsatisfying to the point of rubbing one out in the shower after.

Peaches · 09-30-2003, 07:36 AM

Why should a girl let the guy have a free place to sleep? I say kick the penis to the curb as soon as you're finished using it!

HoneyBlond · 09-30-2003, 08:11 AM

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Originally posted by Peaches
Why should a girl let the guy have a free place to sleep? I say kick the penis to the curb as soon as you're finished using it!

You certainly have a way with words Peaches!!
I'm with you all the way here

Juicy D. Links · 09-30-2003, 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches
Why should a girl let the guy have a free place to sleep? I say kick the penis to the curb as soon as you're finished using it!

My kinda women

kmanrox · 09-30-2003, 08:12 AM

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Originally posted by cluck
Steal a few bucks out of her purse while she's still in a GHB induced coma and act like you're doing a favor when you order breakfast. Works every time.

LoL!!

kmanrox · 09-30-2003, 08:13 AM

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Originally posted by Dusen

I wasn't aware that you could have mind blowing sex during a one nighter. That certainly isn't my experience. The best sex of my life has been during my current long term relationship. It just gets better and better over time.

I've found one night stands/pickups to be clumsy and unsatisfying to the point of rubbing one out in the shower after.

im betting you've been with less than 5 girls your whole life, huh?

Dusen · 09-30-2003, 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox

im betting you've been with less than 5 girls your whole life, huh?

You're awful close. 7

You don't feel that sex gets better with time?

ytcracker · 09-30-2003, 09:41 AM

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Originally posted by cluck
Steal a few bucks out of her purse while she's still in a GHB induced coma and act like you're doing a favor when you order breakfast. Works every time.

lawl lawl lawl

Juicy D. Links · 09-30-2003, 09:45 AM

Your missing my point, if you have breakfast you gotta talk to her and shit and who need that? Next thing you know she will want to cuddle with you

sexeducation · 09-30-2003, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dusen

I wasn't aware that you could have mind blowing sex during a one nighter. That certainly isn't my experience. The best sex of my life has been during my current long term relationship. It just gets better and better over time.

I've found one night stands/pickups to be clumsy and unsatisfying to the point of rubbing one out in the shower after.

BINGO - pinned.
Good answer.

It takes time to "maximize" partner sex pleasure through an understanding of body language/signs.

LauraLee · 09-30-2003, 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Your missing my point, if you have breakfast you gotta talk to her and shit and who need that? Next thing you know she will want to cuddle with you

If it's a wham bam thank you mamn situation- why the fuck is she sleeping over in the first place??
Kick the bitch to the curb when you are done. period.

Sarah_Jayne · 09-30-2003, 09:58 AM

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Originally posted by kmanrox

im betting you've been with less than 5 girls your whole life, huh?

i've been with more than five guys and more than five girls and I agree with him. Sex with feelings attached is best - even if it is hard and fast stuff.

Juicy D. Links · 09-30-2003, 10:01 AM

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Originally posted by sexeducation

BINGO - pinned.
Good answer.

It takes time to "maximize" partner sex pleasure through an understanding of body language/signs.

Shut up donkey we dont need your input here

Rep · 09-30-2003, 10:03 AM

treat them with the same respect and affection you did before you had sex. if you treated them like shit at night, treat them like shit in the morning and vice versa.

imagine, as far fetched as it is, that they're porn surfers. if you promise the world on the tour and deliver nothing they'll be less likely to be repeat customers or avoid the industry all together.

don't ruin it for the rest of us guido.

sexeducation · 09-30-2003, 10:06 AM

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Originally posted by juicylinks

Shut up donkey we dont need your input here

He haw he haw...
Not everyone equates "sexual conquests" with "manliness".

Many people do NOT have one nite stands for concerns about STD's and AIDS.

he haw he haw

laura · 09-30-2003, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Is it rude of a guy to kick you out of bed the next morning without breakfast or is breakfast a standard after a one nighter?

generaly speaking if i am at his house i have dashed out of there long before he wakes up

gornyhuy · 09-30-2003, 10:29 AM

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Originally posted by sexeducation

He haw he haw...
Not everyone equates "sexual conquests" with "manliness".

Many people do NOT have one nite stands for concerns about STD's and AIDS.

he haw he haw

but all women have vaginal orgasms.

ZakAttack · 09-30-2003, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cluck
Steal a few bucks out of her purse while she's still in a GHB induced coma and act like you're doing a favor when you order breakfast. Works every time.

You like that GHB, don't you?

Loryn · 09-30-2003, 12:39 PM

Hey Juicy are you a true Guido????
Every Guido I have met is rock on with treating a woman like the bomb. Just the fact that you have to ask how you should treat her the next day truly shows your colors. (And I do not think it is a "Guido"!!!!!)

And another thing people, please believe you can have ?mind blowing? sex in a one night stand with a person. Just because you can't/haven't done it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

nosey · 09-30-2003, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by laura

generaly speaking if i am at his house i have dashed out of there long before he wakes up

Juicy D. Links · 09-30-2003, 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by laura

generaly speaking if i am at his house i have dashed out of there long before he wakes up

do you at least a note saying how good he was?

Budgirl · 09-30-2003, 12:54 PM

juicylinks
The girl new it was a one night stand, so I don't think you have to act as if your married and do breakfast unless you are trying to win her over. Women usually know what they are getting into and usually just leave the next morning so they don't feel like they are pressuring the guy to be committed

Juicy D. Links · 09-30-2003, 12:57 PM

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Originally posted by Budgirl
juicylinks
The girl new it was a one night stand, so I don't think you have to act as if your married and do breakfast unless you are trying to win her over. Women usually know what they are getting into and usually just leave the next morning so they don't feel like they are pressuring the guy to be committed

True, but not all women know that.

After they get a stiff cock and fall in love with me its hard kicking them out

puresexnow · 09-30-2003, 12:58 PM

Take a leaf outta Grogan's book and tell her that she has to split before your mom gets up.

grogan · 09-30-2003, 01:21 PM

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Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
Ask Grogan

girls make me breakfast alot, why the fuck would I cook them breakfast?

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Your missing my point, if you have breakfast you gotta talk to her and shit and who need that? Next thing you know she will want to cuddle with you

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Rep Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 991	treat them with the same respect and affection you did before you had sex. if you treated them like shit at night, treat them like shit in the morning and vice versa. imagine, as far fetched as it is, that they're porn surfers. if you promise the world on the tour and deliver nothing they'll be less likely to be repeat customers or avoid the industry all together. don't ruin it for the rest of us guido.

09-30-2003, 12:39 PM	#31
Loryn Super Connector Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 12,853	Hey Juicy are you a true Guido???? Every Guido I have met is rock on with treating a woman like the bomb. Just the fact that you have to ask how you should treat her the next day truly shows your colors. (And I do not think it is a "Guido"!!!!!) And another thing people, please believe you can have ?mind blowing? sex in a one night stand with a person. Just because you can't/haven't done it doesn't mean it doesn't exist. __________________ ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~ RIP TD

09-30-2003, 12:54 PM	#34
Budgirl Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Orlando Posts: 19	juicylinks The girl new it was a one night stand, so I don't think you have to act as if your married and do breakfast unless you are trying to win her over. Women usually know what they are getting into and usually just leave the next morning so they don't feel like they are pressuring the guy to be committed __________________ Holla at me BudGirl

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puresexnow Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 300	Take a leaf outta Grogan's book and tell her that she has to split before your mom gets up.