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Juicy D. Links 09-30-2003 06:51 AM

Question for the ladies?
 
Is it rude of a guy to kick you out of bed the next morning without breakfast or is breakfast a standard after a one nighter?

polish_aristocrat 09-30-2003 06:53 AM

Ask Grogan :1orglaugh

candyflip 09-30-2003 06:55 AM

It's only rude if you kick her out and she didn't provide a morning blowjob. It the BJ is there, breakfast MUST follow.

Milena Dickman 09-30-2003 06:57 AM

Please, remember me to never date a guy who would ask a question like this...

Juicy D. Links 09-30-2003 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Milena Dickman
Please, remember me to never date a guy who would ask a question like this...
I never said anything about dating.

I am referring to a one nighter, no names no questions no committments just hot steamy mind blowing sex

Triple 6 09-30-2003 07:10 AM

juicy, improve your bed skills, so when u wake up, they will be out of bed alright... making YOU breakfast:thumbsup

plexer 09-30-2003 07:11 AM

nice...

:1orglaugh

Juicy D. Links 09-30-2003 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Triple 6
juicy, improve your bed skills, so when u wake up, they will be out of bed alright... making YOU breakfast:thumbsup
Its hard finding hoochies these days that can cook food.

cluck 09-30-2003 07:17 AM

Steal a few bucks out of her purse while she's still in a GHB induced coma and act like you're doing a favor when you order breakfast. Works every time.

LeeNoga 09-30-2003 07:24 AM

If you want her back for another night of non commital, no name mind blowing sex, you should treat her like a Princess and show that femmie side of yours :-))

RedBumper 09-30-2003 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Is it rude of a guy to kick you out of bed the next morning without breakfast or is breakfast a standard after a one nighter?
Did you wake her up yet Juicy?

BlueDesignStudios 09-30-2003 07:27 AM

juicy: if she ain't bringing you breakfast in bed you gotta question what you're doing wrong :winkwink:

Dusen 09-30-2003 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks


I never said anything about dating.

I am referring to a one nighter, no names no questions no committments just hot steamy mind blowing sex

I wasn't aware that you could have mind blowing sex during a one nighter. That certainly isn't my experience. The best sex of my life has been during my current long term relationship. It just gets better and better over time.

I've found one night stands/pickups to be clumsy and unsatisfying to the point of rubbing one out in the shower after.

:2 cents: :)

Peaches 09-30-2003 07:36 AM

Why should a girl let the guy have a free place to sleep? I say kick the penis to the curb as soon as you're finished using it! :)

HoneyBlond 09-30-2003 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches
Why should a girl let the guy have a free place to sleep? I say kick the penis to the curb as soon as you're finished using it! :)
:1orglaugh

You certainly have a way with words Peaches!!
I'm with you all the way here

:thumbsup

Juicy D. Links 09-30-2003 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches
Why should a girl let the guy have a free place to sleep? I say kick the penis to the curb as soon as you're finished using it! :)
My kinda women

kmanrox 09-30-2003 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cluck
Steal a few bucks out of her purse while she's still in a GHB induced coma and act like you're doing a favor when you order breakfast. Works every time.
LoL!!

kmanrox 09-30-2003 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dusen


I wasn't aware that you could have mind blowing sex during a one nighter. That certainly isn't my experience. The best sex of my life has been during my current long term relationship. It just gets better and better over time.

I've found one night stands/pickups to be clumsy and unsatisfying to the point of rubbing one out in the shower after.

:2 cents: :)

im betting you've been with less than 5 girls your whole life, huh?

Dusen 09-30-2003 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox


im betting you've been with less than 5 girls your whole life, huh?

You're awful close. 7 :Graucho

You don't feel that sex gets better with time?

ytcracker 09-30-2003 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cluck
Steal a few bucks out of her purse while she's still in a GHB induced coma and act like you're doing a favor when you order breakfast. Works every time.
lawl lawl lawl

Juicy D. Links 09-30-2003 09:45 AM

Your missing my point, if you have breakfast you gotta talk to her and shit and who need that? Next thing you know she will want to cuddle with you :helpme

sexeducation 09-30-2003 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dusen


I wasn't aware that you could have mind blowing sex during a one nighter. That certainly isn't my experience. The best sex of my life has been during my current long term relationship. It just gets better and better over time.

I've found one night stands/pickups to be clumsy and unsatisfying to the point of rubbing one out in the shower after.

:2 cents: :)

BINGO - pinned.
Good answer.

It takes time to "maximize" partner sex pleasure through an understanding of body language/signs.

LauraLee 09-30-2003 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Your missing my point, if you have breakfast you gotta talk to her and shit and who need that? Next thing you know she will want to cuddle with you :helpme
If it's a wham bam thank you mamn situation- why the fuck is she sleeping over in the first place??
Kick the bitch to the curb when you are done. period.

Sarah_Jayne 09-30-2003 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox


im betting you've been with less than 5 girls your whole life, huh?


i've been with more than five guys and more than five girls and I agree with him. Sex with feelings attached is best - even if it is hard and fast stuff.

Juicy D. Links 09-30-2003 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sexeducation


BINGO - pinned.
Good answer.

It takes time to "maximize" partner sex pleasure through an understanding of body language/signs.

Shut up donkey we dont need your input here

Rep 09-30-2003 10:03 AM

treat them with the same respect and affection you did before you had sex. if you treated them like shit at night, treat them like shit in the morning and vice versa.

imagine, as far fetched as it is, that they're porn surfers. if you promise the world on the tour and deliver nothing they'll be less likely to be repeat customers or avoid the industry all together.

don't ruin it for the rest of us guido.

:2 cents:

sexeducation 09-30-2003 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks


Shut up donkey we dont need your input here

He haw he haw...
Not everyone equates "sexual conquests" with "manliness".

Many people do NOT have one nite stands for concerns about STD's and AIDS.

he haw he haw

laura 09-30-2003 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Is it rude of a guy to kick you out of bed the next morning without breakfast or is breakfast a standard after a one nighter?
generaly speaking if i am at his house i have dashed out of there long before he wakes up

gornyhuy 09-30-2003 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sexeducation


He haw he haw...
Not everyone equates "sexual conquests" with "manliness".

Many people do NOT have one nite stands for concerns about STD's and AIDS.

he haw he haw

but all women have vaginal orgasms.

ZakAttack 09-30-2003 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cluck
Steal a few bucks out of her purse while she's still in a GHB induced coma and act like you're doing a favor when you order breakfast. Works every time.

You like that GHB, don't you?

Loryn 09-30-2003 12:39 PM

Hey Juicy are you a true Guido????
Every Guido I have met is rock on with treating a woman like the bomb. Just the fact that you have to ask how you should treat her the next day truly shows your colors. (And I do not think it is a "Guido"!!!!!) :1orglaugh

And another thing people, please believe you can have ?mind blowing? sex in a one night stand with a person. Just because you can't/haven't done it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

nosey 09-30-2003 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by laura


generaly speaking if i am at his house i have dashed out of there long before he wakes up

:1orglaugh :Graucho

Juicy D. Links 09-30-2003 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by laura


generaly speaking if i am at his house i have dashed out of there long before he wakes up

:thumbsup :thumbsup do you at least a note saying how good he was?

Budgirl 09-30-2003 12:54 PM

juicylinks
The girl new it was a one night stand, so I don't think you have to act as if your married and do breakfast unless you are trying to win her over. Women usually know what they are getting into and usually just leave the next morning so they don't feel like they are pressuring the guy to be committed

Juicy D. Links 09-30-2003 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Budgirl
juicylinks
The girl new it was a one night stand, so I don't think you have to act as if your married and do breakfast unless you are trying to win her over. Women usually know what they are getting into and usually just leave the next morning so they don't feel like they are pressuring the guy to be committed

True, but not all women know that.

After they get a stiff cock and fall in love with me its hard kicking them out

puresexnow 09-30-2003 12:58 PM

Take a leaf outta Grogan's book and tell her that she has to split before your mom gets up.

grogan 09-30-2003 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
Ask Grogan :1orglaugh
girls make me breakfast alot, why the fuck would I cook them breakfast? :eek7


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