Gorilla Breaks Loose From Boston Zoo... - GoFuckYourself.com

Greg B · 09-29-2003, 11:46 AM

Yo!!! I studied primatology in college and over the years and saw a story about an adolescent gorilla that broke out of the zoo in Boston, stomped a 2 year girl and kicked an 18 year old girl's ass and bit her and scratched her.

Reports say the kids will be okay but this is the 2nd time this ape has broken loose.

Mind you, the enclosure had a 12ft. deep moat and a 12ft high wall and the fucker escaped. Then they put an electrified fence up and he STILL escaped.

They caught him though. Now if any of you haven't been around or studied apes lemme tell you, an adolescent mountain gorilla is a DANGEROUS animal. This one 'Little Joe' was 5ft tall but is 300lbs of solid muscle. If pissed off he's as strong as 10 men 6ft 200lbs.

Even chimps are freakin' strong. A 130lb chimp is as strong as 5 men at 6ft 200lbs and can move FAST.

Normally gorillas are peaceful and rarely attack anything unless provoked. They care for their young and old and rarely eat meat.

Whatever set this ape off needs to be handled QUICK. It's obvious he's either smarter than they suspected but had he really been on a rampage he could have done some remarkable damage.

If you ever get a chance and wanna read some shit, read about when chimps and gorillas go off.

Shok · 09-29-2003, 11:50 AM

SexxxyChat-T · 09-29-2003, 11:56 AM

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09-29-2003, 11:46 AM	#1
Greg B So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: EARTH (for the time being) Posts: 7,014	Gorilla Breaks Loose From Boston Zoo... Yo!!! I studied primatology in college and over the years and saw a story about an adolescent gorilla that broke out of the zoo in Boston, stomped a 2 year girl and kicked an 18 year old girl's ass and bit her and scratched her. Reports say the kids will be okay but this is the 2nd time this ape has broken loose. Mind you, the enclosure had a 12ft. deep moat and a 12ft high wall and the fucker escaped. Then they put an electrified fence up and he STILL escaped. They caught him though. Now if any of you haven't been around or studied apes lemme tell you, an adolescent mountain gorilla is a DANGEROUS animal. This one 'Little Joe' was 5ft tall but is 300lbs of solid muscle. If pissed off he's as strong as 10 men 6ft 200lbs. Even chimps are freakin' strong. A 130lb chimp is as strong as 5 men at 6ft 200lbs and can move FAST. Normally gorillas are peaceful and rarely attack anything unless provoked. They care for their young and old and rarely eat meat. Whatever set this ape off needs to be handled QUICK. It's obvious he's either smarter than they suspected but had he really been on a rampage he could have done some remarkable damage. If you ever get a chance and wanna read some shit, read about when chimps and gorillas go off.

09-29-2003, 11:56 AM	#3
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09-29-2003, 11:50 AM	#2
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