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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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When they land, you're busted.
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if the birds let themsleves fall... and the bird are aerodynamic... the air/pressure will be pushed.. a bit downward but mainly horizontaly.... (or downward with angles... which will end on the sides...) |
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Here's a phsics question for you. How do you get 5 haitians in a shoe box?
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but as I said right before you posted this, that force of resistance will be so small, impossible to be half the birds weight in the first few seconds / milliseconds of falling |
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and as someone previously said, a birds shape is aerodynamic, therefore making the resistance of air extremely low, compared to if they would be feathers falling, for example.
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anyways, I am off to bed
it was very nice debating with you guys cya in the morning! ![]() |
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Birds are aerodynamic (in one direction), but they are also lightmass and horribly un-aerodynamic for vertical lift. The resistance (force) is great, that's how they can glide. |
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Your all wrong they make those signs to cover 25% more than what is the REAL max. So he just drives across the bridge and doesnt worry about it while everyone else sits on their asses trying to figure a way across..
OR You throw the chickens in the back of another guys truck thats doesnt weigh as much |
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Closed systems are what closed systems do. Nice try though, bdjuf, you had a couple of 'em going there...
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Just tell half of the birds to jump in the air. Tell the other half to jump before the other birds have landed. Rinse and repeat.
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Or you could tie all the chickens together by the legs and tie the first one to the back bumper and just drag them ..
Or you do a dukes of hazzards and just jump the damn bridge |
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the ground is not exerting a force on the helicopter. gravity is exerting a force. to lift off the ground, you have to exert a force greater than gravity to take off. this business about exerting a force to the ground is crap! think about it in these terms. say 'i exert' 900N to the ground. I want to take off, so by that reasoning, i have to "exerts a force greater than its weight onto the ground to lift off" ,so i go and find another 900N person and hold them up? pfft. |
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birds fly while your driving..... reduce the weight load
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You tell the birds to dig their claws into the bed of the truck and flap as you cross the bridge. If you have trained them well and they are in shape then you just might fly across that bridge.
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ok brainiacs...
assume 2 people, each having a weight tied to the end of a length of rope, swing the rope from above their heads as fast as they can, then let it slow under its own momentum. if one weight is twice as heavy as the other, which will be the last to stop...the heavy or the light one? i'd have said the heavy one would stay rotating the longest(thinking along the lines of a car's flywheel) but i'm assured by others the heavy one would slow and stop the quickest.
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To solve a problem like this requires the smarts of only one being:
Wyle E. Coyote: Super Genius He and his ACME Catalogue would solve this problem in a snap. |
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There is no way that 200 kilograms of bird in flight transfer their full 200kgs to the ground beneath them. Has a bird ever flown directly over you? Probably. Did you notice extra weight? Probably not. Would you have noticed extra weight if the bird sat on your head? Probably. SpaceAce |
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