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Old 09-25-2003, 04:35 PM   #1
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King of masturbation, 36 orgasms in 24 hours

It's official, Ondo is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Ondo achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!

Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Ondo remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Ondo is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Ondo was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

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Old 09-25-2003, 04:36 PM   #2
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It's official, Ondo is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Ondo achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!

Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Ondo remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Ondo is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Ondo was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

http://ondo.swellserver.com/news/top...orldrecord.php
He must have grey hair now.
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Old 09-25-2003, 04:37 PM   #3
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[i]"masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today". [/B]
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Old 09-25-2003, 04:38 PM   #4
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Well...We all have goals.

Different strokes for different folks.
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Old 09-25-2003, 04:38 PM   #5
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My penis starts shrinking after the 5th time.. and it gets really raw after the 7th 8th time..

That was like sex though.. The most sex I had in one day was 13 times.. I was shooting air it seemed.
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Old 09-25-2003, 04:40 PM   #6
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Hehe... masturbation olympics next?
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Old 09-25-2003, 04:42 PM   #7
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My penis starts shrinking after the 5th time.. and it gets really raw after the 7th 8th time..

That was like sex though.. The most sex I had in one day was 13 times.. I was shooting air it seemed.

Nothing quite like a dry heaving orgasm.
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Old 09-25-2003, 04:43 PM   #8
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This is the funniest thing I've heard in a LONG time.
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Old 09-25-2003, 04:50 PM   #9
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what would posess someone to do that?
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Old 09-25-2003, 05:02 PM   #10
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Weird, now it seems as if a guy named Aaron M is the new king of masturbation - see yourself:

http://aaron-m.swellserver.com/news/...orldrecord.php

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Old 09-25-2003, 05:24 PM   #11
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pfff he aint got nothing on me


who do i contact ... i can do 37 in 23 hours ... he has nnothing on me
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Old 09-25-2003, 05:30 PM   #12
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He must have grey hair now.
and blind too
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Old 09-25-2003, 05:32 PM   #13
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