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Jamie 09-25-2003 04:35 PM

King of masturbation, 36 orgasms in 24 hours
 
It's official, Ondo is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Ondo achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!

Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Ondo remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Ondo is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Ondo was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

http://ondo.swellserver.com/news/top...orldrecord.php

zzgundamnzz 09-25-2003 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jamie
It's official, Ondo is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Ondo achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!

Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Ondo remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Ondo is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Ondo was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

http://ondo.swellserver.com/news/top...orldrecord.php

:helpme He must have grey hair now.

arial 09-25-2003 04:37 PM

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[i]"masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today". [/B]
:1orglaugh

AaronM 09-25-2003 04:38 PM

Well...We all have goals.

Different strokes for different folks.

KMR Stitch 09-25-2003 04:38 PM

My penis starts shrinking after the 5th time.. and it gets really raw after the 7th 8th time..

That was like sex though.. The most sex I had in one day was 13 times.. I was shooting air it seemed.

NedFLanders 09-25-2003 04:40 PM

Hehe... masturbation olympics next? :winkwink:

AaronM 09-25-2003 04:42 PM

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Originally posted by KMR Stitch
My penis starts shrinking after the 5th time.. and it gets really raw after the 7th 8th time..

That was like sex though.. The most sex I had in one day was 13 times.. I was shooting air it seemed.


Nothing quite like a dry heaving orgasm.

MonsterMike 09-25-2003 04:43 PM

This is the funniest thing I've heard in a LONG time. :1orglaugh

beemk 09-25-2003 04:50 PM

what would posess someone to do that?

http 09-25-2003 05:02 PM

Weird, now it seems as if a guy named Aaron M is the new king of masturbation - see yourself:

http://aaron-m.swellserver.com/news/...orldrecord.php

??

Chris 09-25-2003 05:24 PM

pfff he aint got nothing on me


who do i contact ... i can do 37 in 23 hours ... he has nnothing on me

BumpUglyz 09-25-2003 05:30 PM

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Originally posted by zzgundamnzz


:helpme He must have grey hair now.

and blind too :Graucho

rowan 09-25-2003 05:32 PM

http://www.fakeawish.com/modules.php...showpage&pid=2

:glugglug

Adultnet 09-25-2003 07:22 PM

fun :321GFY


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