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AphEX · 09-25-2003, 12:51 AM

my landlord is such an ass.....
he always enter the house yelling at me
LYNCH.....LYNCH....LYNCH!!!!!
but this morning he just cross the line......
he enter the house without knocking and he fuckin' enter MY ROOM without knocking.....
i was sleeping with my girfriend....
we were NAKED......!!!!!

so.....what should i do.... kill him ??

Dildozer · 09-25-2003, 12:52 AM

PAY YOUR FUCKING RENT AND THE LANDLORD WILL GO AWAY!

ThunderBalls · 09-25-2003, 12:52 AM

Change your locks?

Stud Money · 09-25-2003, 12:53 AM

If i were you i woulda stood up walked up to the guy and smacked him i the chops with your weiner, he woulda gotten the message then

liquidmoe · 09-25-2003, 12:53 AM

Aside from killing him changing your locks was a good idea.

Moose · 09-25-2003, 12:53 AM

Stop renting and buy.

That would fix your problem.

Or get a very large Rott

AphEX · 09-25-2003, 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stud Money
If i were you i woulda stood up walked up to the guy and smacked him i the chops with your weiner, he woulda gotten the message then

good advise !!

BRISK · 09-25-2003, 12:56 AM

In most places I've lived, it's against the law for a landlord to enter the premises without either:

a) You invite him into the place

OR

b) He gives you 24 hours written notice that he will be entering the premises.

I don't know where you live, but you might wanna learn more about tenancy laws in your country/state

MetaMan · 09-25-2003, 12:57 AM

u should have told him to join u, or at least get him to fry eggs and bacon on your chest

AphEX · 09-25-2003, 12:58 AM

im living in montreal

Dildozer · 09-25-2003, 01:03 AM

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Originally posted by LyNcH
im living in montreal

It's against the law to just enter like that

AphEX · 09-25-2003, 01:07 AM

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Originally posted by Dildozer

It's against the law to just enter like that

yeah but he's a Greek......

MetaMan · 09-25-2003, 01:08 AM

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Originally posted by LyNcH

yeah but he's a Greek......

so u did fry eggs on his chest?

AphEX · 09-25-2003, 01:14 AM

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Originally posted by MetaMan

so u did fry eggs on his chest?

Dildozer · 09-25-2003, 01:16 AM

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Originally posted by LyNcH

yeah but he's a Greek......

Fuckin immigrants, think they can do everything like they did in their country

beemk · 09-25-2003, 01:16 AM

he calls you lynch?

AphEX · 09-25-2003, 01:16 AM

REVENGE!!!!

I set fire to his store sign......
and he will never know who did this....
hahahaha
i done a great job... :-)

AphEX · 09-25-2003, 01:18 AM

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Originally posted by beemk
he calls you lynch?

dont want to reveal my real name.....

MissEve · 09-25-2003, 01:23 AM

I heard a story recently from an aquaintence... two guy roomates were renting a two bedroom apt, one of them was out of town and the other one got up for work, went to the bathroom and his landlord was in the BATHTUB!!!

Hahahahahaha!

AphEX · 09-25-2003, 01:30 AM

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Originally posted by MissEve
I heard a story recently from an aquaintence... two guy roomates were renting a two bedroom apt, one of them was out of town and the other one got up for work, went to the bathroom and his landlord was in the BATHTUB!!!

Hahahahahaha!

he was probably a Greek

butcherboy · 09-25-2003, 01:38 AM

Sleep alone and lock the doors!

AphEX · 09-25-2003, 01:41 AM

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Originally posted by butcherboy
Sleep alone and lock the doors!

noooooooo!!!!

AphEX · 09-25-2003, 07:13 PM

its going to be fine....
im moving to Victoria (BC) in a month
no more Greek for me!!

beemk · 09-25-2003, 07:30 PM

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Originally posted by butcherboy
Sleep alone and lock the doors!

yeah im sure the landlord doesnt have the keys

FreakinWebmaster · 09-25-2003, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BRISK
In most places I've lived, it's against the law for a landlord to enter the premises without either:

a) You invite him into the place

OR

b) He gives you 24 hours written notice that he will be entering the premises.

I don't know where you live, but you might wanna learn more about tenancy laws in your country/state

exactly... if that is the same laws within your state or on the lease contract... then you can sue him for it.. as long as you have enough proof

Ludedude · 09-25-2003, 09:07 PM

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Originally posted by FreakinWebmaster

exactly... if that is the same laws within your state or on the lease contract... then you can sue him for it.. as long as you have enough proof

The jizz stain on the landlord's forehead is probably proof enough no?

slapass · 09-25-2003, 09:16 PM

If he felt it was an emergency situation he is allowed to enter. He does not have to be right about the emrgency either but he would need probable cause.

Ludedude · 09-25-2003, 09:18 PM

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Originally posted by slapass
If he felt it was an emergency situation he is allowed to enter. He does not have to be right about the emrgency either but he would need probable cause.

He was probably horny cause he heard the bangin'

Mojo Rizin · 09-25-2003, 09:26 PM

Here is what you do.

Run some electrical wire from an outlet in the house to the door knob.

It might take a few times but he will eventually learn not to grab the knob

AphEX · 09-26-2003, 03:05 AM

i guest i'll rent "home alone" to get some tricks......

Reak · 09-26-2003, 03:55 AM

I always hated Landlords. Those little dirty fuckers

Jay_StandAhead · 09-26-2003, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dildozer
PAY YOUR FUCKING RENT AND THE LANDLORD WILL GO AWAY!

Word

brand0n · 09-27-2003, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LyNcH
REVENGE!!!!

I set fire to his store sign......
and he will never know who did this....
hahahaha
i done a great job... :-)

nothing like admitting to arson on a board

Gimmy · 09-27-2003, 12:21 AM

I remember my landlord was entering my apartment without even telling me. I could be naked or sleeping, it was fuckng annoying, but she had Alzeimer's.

pudcat · 09-27-2003, 12:23 AM

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Originally posted by BRISK
In most places I've lived, it's against the law for a landlord to enter the premises without either:

a) You invite him into the place

OR

b) He gives you 24 hours written notice that he will be entering the premises.

I don't know where you live, but you might wanna learn more about tenancy laws in your country/state

or they are his parents

AphEX · 09-27-2003, 10:07 AM

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Originally posted by pudcat

or they are his parents

word

Dusen · 09-27-2003, 10:11 AM

Quebec has wild rental laws.

No Damage deposit, etc..

loverboy · 09-27-2003, 10:23 AM

that's invasion of privacy / trespassing. a shotgun would always come in handy. make it look like an accident, a burgler coming into your apartment and you nail him down. convincing?

AphEX · 09-27-2003, 11:08 AM

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Originally posted by Dusen
Quebec has wild rental laws.

No Damage deposit, etc..

Québec rulz !

Dead · 09-27-2003, 12:53 PM

I thought the guy was yelling...... Aphex.....? Here we go again, ->
I am so confused

Herb Kornfield · 09-27-2003, 03:51 PM

Just move out......

Had a landlord that came into my place when he wanted to, once I came home and the motherfucker was sitting in my kitchen eating my grub.

I went totally mental and deducted the food costs out of my rent check that month. Last time the fucker did that shit.

In the end, just move out and get your own pad.

AphEX · 09-27-2003, 06:11 PM

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Originally posted by Herb Kornfield
Just move out......

Had a landlord that came into my place when he wanted to, once I came home and the motherfucker was sitting in my kitchen eating my grub.

I went totally mental and deducted the food costs out of my rent check that month. Last time the fucker did that shit.

In the end, just move out and get your own pad.

thanks for the advice

Tala · 09-27-2003, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BRISK
In most places I've lived, it's against the law for a landlord to enter the premises without either:

a) You invite him into the place

OR

b) He gives you 24 hours written notice that he will be entering the premises.

I don't know where you live, but you might wanna learn more about tenancy laws in your country/state

This is true. Change the locks and make it perfectly clear that unless the guy wants to be sued, he'll leave you alone. then give a thirty-day notice and move the fuck out.

JDog · 09-27-2003, 06:22 PM

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Originally posted by brand0n

nothing like admitting to arson on a board

haha, no shit, huh!

jDoG

AphEX · 09-27-2003, 10:29 PM

thanks to all of you guys !!

i'll fuckin' nail him

foolio · 09-28-2003, 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dildozer
PAY YOUR FUCKING RENT AND THE LANDLORD WILL GO AWAY!

hahaha, VERY true

09-25-2003, 12:51 AM	#1
AphEX Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 2,901	My Landlord..... my landlord is such an ass..... he always enter the house yelling at me LYNCH.....LYNCH....LYNCH!!!!! but this morning he just cross the line...... he enter the house without knocking and he fuckin' enter MY ROOM without knocking..... i was sleeping with my girfriend.... we were NAKED......!!!!! so.....what should i do.... kill him ?? __________________ IndieBucks \| StandAhead \| BoyCrushCash \| Phoenixxx \| EmoProfits \| BritishBucks \| HunkMoney \| LatinoBucks

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BRISK Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,240	In most places I've lived, it's against the law for a landlord to enter the premises without either: a) You invite him into the place OR b) He gives you 24 hours written notice that he will be entering the premises. I don't know where you live, but you might wanna learn more about tenancy laws in your country/state __________________ I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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liquidmoe Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NY Posts: 4,994	Aside from killing him changing your locks was a good idea.

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Moose Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Here Posts: 1,548	Stop renting and buy. That would fix your problem. Or get a very large Rott

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MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	u should have told him to join u, or at least get him to fry eggs and bacon on your chest

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MissEve Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Anchorage, AK Posts: 583	I heard a story recently from an aquaintence... two guy roomates were renting a two bedroom apt, one of them was out of town and the other one got up for work, went to the bathroom and his landlord was in the BATHTUB!!! Hahahahahaha!

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AphEX Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 2,901	its going to be fine.... im moving to Victoria (BC) in a month no more Greek for me!! __________________ IndieBucks \| StandAhead \| BoyCrushCash \| Phoenixxx \| EmoProfits \| BritishBucks \| HunkMoney \| LatinoBucks

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slapass Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 14,625	If he felt it was an emergency situation he is allowed to enter. He does not have to be right about the emrgency either but he would need probable cause.

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09-27-2003, 10:23 AM	#38
loverboy When it rains, it pours Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 20,609	that's invasion of privacy / trespassing. a shotgun would always come in handy. make it look like an accident, a burgler coming into your apartment and you nail him down. convincing?

09-27-2003, 12:53 PM	#40
Dead They left the door open Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 4,513	I thought the guy was yelling...... Aphex.....? Here we go again, -> I am so confused

09-27-2003, 03:51 PM	#41
Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	Just move out...... Had a landlord that came into my place when he wanted to, once I came home and the motherfucker was sitting in my kitchen eating my grub. I went totally mental and deducted the food costs out of my rent check that month. Last time the fucker did that shit. In the end, just move out and get your own pad.

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