My Landlord.....
 

my landlord is such an ass.....
he always enter the house yelling at me
LYNCH.....LYNCH....LYNCH!!!!!
but this morning he just cross the line......
he enter the house without knocking and he fuckin' enter MY ROOM without knocking.....
i was sleeping with my girfriend....
we were NAKED......!!!!!

so.....what should i do.... kill him ??

PAY YOUR FUCKING RENT AND THE LANDLORD WILL GO AWAY!

Change your locks?

If i were you i woulda stood up walked up to the guy and smacked him i the chops with your weiner, he woulda gotten the message then :Graucho

Aside from killing him changing your locks was a good idea.

Stop renting and buy.

That would fix your problem.

Or get a very large Rott :Graucho

good advise !!:Graucho

In most places I've lived, it's against the law for a landlord to enter the premises without either:

a) You invite him into the place

OR

b) He gives you 24 hours written notice that he will be entering the premises.

I don't know where you live, but you might wanna learn more about tenancy laws in your country/state

u should have told him to join u, or at least get him to fry eggs and bacon on your chest

im living in montreal

It's against the law to just enter like that

yeah but he's a Greek......

so u did fry eggs on his chest?

:1orglaugh
:1orglaugh

Fuckin immigrants, think they can do everything like they did in their country

he calls you lynch?

REVENGE!!!!

I set fire to his store sign......
and he will never know who did this....
hahahaha
i done a great job... :-)

dont want to reveal my real name.....:cool-as-a

I heard a story recently from an aquaintence... two guy roomates were renting a two bedroom apt, one of them was out of town and the other one got up for work, went to the bathroom and his landlord was in the BATHTUB!!!

Hahahahahaha!

he was probably a Greek :winkwink:

Sleep alone and lock the doors! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:waaaaahh noooooooo!!!!

its going to be fine....
im moving to Victoria (BC) in a month
no more Greek for me!!

yeah im sure the landlord doesnt have the keys

exactly... if that is the same laws within your state or on the lease contract... then you can sue him for it.. as long as you have enough proof :thumbsup

The jizz stain on the landlord's forehead is probably proof enough no?

If he felt it was an emergency situation he is allowed to enter. He does not have to be right about the emrgency either but he would need probable cause.

He was probably horny cause he heard the bangin' :winkwink:

Here is what you do.

Run some electrical wire from an outlet in the house to the door knob.

It might take a few times but he will eventually learn not to grab the knob

i guest i'll rent "home alone" to get some tricks......:smokin

I always hated Landlords. Those little dirty fuckers :321GFY

Word :1orglaugh

nothing like admitting to arson on a board

I remember my landlord was entering my apartment without even telling me. I could be naked or sleeping, it was fuckng annoying, but she had Alzeimer's.

or they are his parents :1orglaugh

word :Graucho

Quebec has wild rental laws.

No Damage deposit, etc..

that's invasion of privacy / trespassing. a shotgun would always come in handy. make it look like an accident, a burgler coming into your apartment and you nail him down. convincing? :1orglaugh

Québec rulz ! :thumbsup

I thought the guy was yelling...... Aphex.....? Here we go again, ->
I am so confused :thefinger

Just move out......

Had a landlord that came into my place when he wanted to, once I came home and the motherfucker was sitting in my kitchen eating my grub.

I went totally mental and deducted the food costs out of my rent check that month. Last time the fucker did that shit.

In the end, just move out and get your own pad.

thanks for the advice :winkwink:

This is true. Change the locks and make it perfectly clear that unless the guy wants to be sued, he'll leave you alone. then give a thirty-day notice and move the fuck out.

haha, no shit, huh!

jDoG

thanks to all of you guys !!:thumbsup

i'll fuckin' nail him:BangBang:

hahaha, VERY true