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![]() You are driving a truck (truck + man driving = 900kg) and in the back of the truck, is a group of birds (200kg)
you are the trainer of these birds and they will do ANYTHING you say, but they are ALWAYS inside the truck, they cannot go out you are about to cross a bridge that has a maximum weight capacity of 1000kg so you have to take the truck + the birds + you to the other side of the bridge how do you make it through? the answer is theoretical, and COULD not be practical there you go, good luck solving it ![]() |
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well... you tell one of the birds to drive the truck, an average truck driver weights around 150kg... i wonder if he can cross the bridge walking
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Make the birds all fly in place while crossing the bridge.
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get the birds to fly while you drive the truck?
then the 200kg birds wont be touching the floor of the bus, therefore will not add to its weight
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waiting for more answers before I give the right answer
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no, many birds that can fly and do all sorts of stunts, since you trained them |
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anybody else wants to try it out?
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Have all the birds fly to the top of the trucks ceiling, and push up. This will decrease the trucks force down onto the ground?
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shove the truck up one of the bird's ass and have him fly it across the bridge.
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man I dunno the answer tho. lol |
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?? so if birds fly above my car... the force they use to fly will make my car heavier!? mmmh |
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think of it when a helicopter takes off, the propeler exerts a force greater than its weight onto the ground to lift off. and in order to stay flying, must exert the same amount of force as its own weight. otherwise it will drop. |
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what's the answer about the birds tho?
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You're fucked. You would have to run over the night rider car and tell him to "hit the turbo boost Kit!", or you're dead.
Any theories as to the birds flapping inside the truck are idiodic because and downforce the birds produced would shove them against the ceiling of the truck, and push against the bottom of the truck, it woulud have no external effect on the air below the vehicle. |
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you must be kidding... if a 15lbs birds fly above my head... you think I'll feel a 15lbs+ on my head? |
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Every force has a equal and opposite force. You may not feel it on your head, because it is spread across all of the air everywhere. I think you'd understand it if a harier jet were to be sent hovering over your body. If you saw the movie "Pushing Tin" where they get knocked around by the jet landing, you'd see it visually.
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OK, here's my crack at it.
The birds drive the car over the bridge while the trainer walks over the bridge. That was easy. The birds will do anything the trainer asks. The mission doesn't state it has to happen all in the truck, just that it originates in a truck, tmission is to cross without the birds leaving the truck. The driver gets out and walks. How much does the driver weigh?
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An easy way to get over the bridge would be to kill the birds and squeeze out 100kg of their blood to lose weight, or for the more humane, lose 100kg of cargo another way.
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no you won't "feel" it because the force being used to keep the 15lb bird above your head will be spread about the air around him and not directly on your head.
but since this is about birds being locked inside a truck, the force has nothing else but to but directed directly onto the ground. hence the birds flying above the floor would have absolutely no impart on the weight of the car. |
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if what you say is true... then they just need let themselves float.... theorical not practical..
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crap, i actually wanna stay around to get the answer, but i gotta head out.
ill search for this later. |
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If you could make the truck pop a wheelie and funnel their combined downforce to shit out the back, then you could harrier across, bad news is that birds can barely carry themselves, so they aren't going to help your truck out much. Perhaps you could blow your gastank and land on the other side. Not a pretty site though. (ps. Gastank blown will only get you about 20 ft max.)
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My guess is simply that you would need to have half the birds fly up while the other half is letting itself falling down, and they simply rotate all the time... so at any given time, you only have half the weight of the birds pulling down on the truck... when a bird stops flying, he does not exert any force on the truck anymore while he is falling...
That would be the physical answer, even though it wouldn't be practical ![]()
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Birds vs. Gravity
The van would weigh the same whether they are flying or perching. The resistance their wings force downward to keep them in flight is the same as their weight. Just drive the van over because there is always a safety factor. |
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You get caught up in the science of it and don't read the terms, the man can be out of the truck and let the birds drive. My question is, how much does this man weigh?
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you walk first, after you cross birds drive over
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When do we learn the answer?
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For those of us unfamiliar with the metric system, all you need is to drop 220 lbs. (assuming no saftey factor on the bridge) or other retarded things like the bridge is actually only a foot off the ground, so ever though you colapse it, it still holds you because of the ground.
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if a JET was flying 1 meter from your head though, you might as well be squished |
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and the ONLY way to make it past the bridge
is if you make the birds do FREE FALL while your passing the bridge that is the only way that they will not be exerting a force on the truck floor as I said, its theoretical, not practical, so it would be almost impossible to do this in real life, unless your car goes EXTREMELY fast and the bridge is EXTREMELY short but the theory is there once again, if the birds do free-fall, there is no force on the floor, so its an easy 900kg passing the bridge of 1000kg capacity thank you all for playing ![]() |
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not really... acrobatic planes are doing it all the time... flying meters above each others.... planes, jets pushes horizontaly and im guessing use the air density to float like you would do in the water... (but i dont know much about physique ![]() |
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it would have been easier to have said that they all just fall, would be easier to understand that way good job once again ![]() |
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would floating works?? |
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no, because floating = force to keep the bird up that equal force would be put on the floor, so no good long answer: maybe, it depends if the total force of the birds floating, pushing to the ground, is greater or less than 100 edit: but you, as the driver, are you willing to take that risk? |
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Assuming you want the birds alive there will be lots of airholes for them to breathe, and these will also distribute the downforce outside of the truck.
Just to make sure drill a bunch of holes in the bottom and sides of the truck and get them flying. Also, http://www.astro.washington.edu/tmur...s/AC05.03.html |
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what if the holes were on the ceiling of the truck? |
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I would rather kill them and bleed halve their weight out then drive fast
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