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Sarah_Jayne · 09-22-2003, 01:50 PM

Customer 'drinks petrol from pumps'

A customer at a German petrol station has been caught drinking from one of the pumps.

Staff at the station in Halle had to call police who then took the 30-year-old Ethiopian man to hospital.

Police spokeswoman Ulrike Diener said: "He opted for unleaded and drank 0.14 litres.

"Officers at the scene noticed he was drunk, so they called an ambulance to take him to hospital.

"He paid for the petrol, so he isn't facing any charges," Diener said.

He was kept in hospital overnight for observation, but was discharged the next morning.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_821704.html

Trent Edison · 09-22-2003, 02:32 PM

Xdream · 09-22-2003, 02:35 PM

Yow and I thought that stuff would kill you!

cluck · 09-22-2003, 02:45 PM

I accidentally swallowed a nice big moutful of listerine once. Believe me that's not pleasant and it'll give you a slight buzz(50% denatured alcohol or something).

cold_ice · 09-22-2003, 03:23 PM

Why in the fuck would he do that. Don't feel like clicking on the link

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 09-22-2003, 03:42 PM

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Originally posted by cold_ice
Why in the fuck would he do that. Don't feel like clicking on the link

committing suicide by lighting ones self on fire...scary shit

Loryn · 09-22-2003, 04:04 PM

WOW!! He must have been really thirsty!

Ross · 09-22-2003, 04:06 PM

Thats fucked up!

WebTitan · 09-22-2003, 04:09 PM

nope...and i can not imagine that i ever would be

clubsexy · 09-22-2003, 04:38 PM

Ummm.... Petrol.... glug glug

KaLi · 09-22-2003, 04:39 PM

He mustve been all gassed up after that

sumphatpimp · 09-22-2003, 04:49 PM

fill me up unleaded and check my oil, please.

some how that just don't sound right, does it?

I have been very drunk many times, but all I ever wanted to do was get laid.

Neriah Davis · 09-22-2003, 05:49 PM

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Originally posted by KaLi
He mustve been all gassed up after that

heeheehee...good one KaLi!

Baal · 09-22-2003, 06:18 PM

Haha!

Instead of "proof" or "% alcohol", they should start selling alcohol based on "Octane"

magicmike · 09-22-2003, 06:25 PM

He wasn't drunk enought to steal the gas though, he paid for it.

dirtyone · 09-22-2003, 07:24 PM

I've been that drunk.

Never done that though.

09-22-2003, 01:50 PM	#1
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	Ever been this drunk? Customer 'drinks petrol from pumps' A customer at a German petrol station has been caught drinking from one of the pumps. Staff at the station in Halle had to call police who then took the 30-year-old Ethiopian man to hospital. Police spokeswoman Ulrike Diener said: "He opted for unleaded and drank 0.14 litres. "Officers at the scene noticed he was drunk, so they called an ambulance to take him to hospital. "He paid for the petrol, so he isn't facing any charges," Diener said. He was kept in hospital overnight for observation, but was discharged the next morning. http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_821704.html

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