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who · 09-22-2003, 07:54 AM

Bah! You're not a guru, why are you reading this?

Bloody wannabe...

Triple 6 · 09-22-2003, 07:57 AM

Carrie · 09-22-2003, 07:59 AM

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Originally posted by Triple 6

Jay_StandAhead · 09-22-2003, 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by .?.
Bah! You're not a guru, why are you reading this?

Bloody wannabe...

people don't bother picking nicknames anymore?

fris · 09-22-2003, 08:01 AM

PHP Code:


			
<?include "n00b.php"?>

who · 09-22-2003, 08:05 AM

Bah! You all suck!

Come on.... admit you're the PHP Guru's you all want to be

JamesK · 09-22-2003, 08:06 AM

lick my echo

Lane · 09-22-2003, 08:27 AM

yes yes i am

who · 09-22-2003, 08:29 AM

Swoit!

buran · 09-22-2003, 08:51 AM

I dunno who defines what a Guru is, but I've been programming in PHP since 1996, when it was called PHP/FI and you couldn't use curly braces to wrap blocks. There was no for() because Rasmus said, "Just use while()".

Now we've got over 60k lines of PHP in three applications, Truestats, Mailcluster, and Adcluster, and we're doing three tier design, using XMLRPC for the middleware and Postgres for the backend.

Babaganoosh · 09-22-2003, 08:55 AM

PHP Code:


			
#!/usr/bin/perl

print "Fuck PHP.\n";

exit;

adultwebware · 09-22-2003, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by .?.
Bah! You're not a guru, why are you reading this?

Bloody wannabe...

I'm reading this to make you read my stupid sig.

p.s. your nick looks like a nose of a naked pig

09-22-2003, 07:54 AM	#1
who So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ICQ #23642053 Posts: 19,593	PHP Gurus Bah! You're not a guru, why are you reading this? Bloody wannabe...

09-22-2003, 07:57 AM	#2
Triple 6 Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: isN'T everything Posts: 5,394	__________________ SIG TOO SMALL! Maximum 1200x600 button and no more than 30 text lines of ALL SIZES and COLORS. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 6240x4800 instead of a 1024x800.

09-22-2003, 08:01 AM	#5
fris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 55,372	PHP Code: `<?include "n00b.php"?>` __________________ Since 1999: 69 Adult Industry awards for Best Hosting Company and professional excellence. WP Stuff

09-22-2003, 08:06 AM	#7
JamesK hi Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 16,731	lick my echo __________________ M3Server - NATS Hosting

09-22-2003, 08:27 AM	#8
Lane Will code for food... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Buckeye, AZ Posts: 8,496	yes yes i am __________________

09-22-2003, 08:05 AM	#6
who So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ICQ #23642053 Posts: 19,593	Bah! You all suck! Come on.... admit you're the PHP Guru's you all want to be

09-22-2003, 08:29 AM	#9
who So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ICQ #23642053 Posts: 19,593	Swoit!

09-22-2003, 08:51 AM	#10
buran Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: how'd I get here? Posts: 264	I dunno who defines what a Guru is, but I've been programming in PHP since 1996, when it was called PHP/FI and you couldn't use curly braces to wrap blocks. There was no for() because Rasmus said, "Just use while()". Now we've got over 60k lines of PHP in three applications, Truestats, Mailcluster, and Adcluster, and we're doing three tier design, using XMLRPC for the middleware and Postgres for the backend. __________________ [this signature intentionally left blank]

09-22-2003, 08:55 AM	#11
Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	PHP Code: `#!/usr/bin/perl print "Fuck PHP.\n"; exit;`