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Old 09-22-2003, 07:32 AM   #1
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Shouldn't have snorted. I did. :-( Now, I'm high!

As a few of you know, I've been drug-free for about a year now and so has my future wife. So anyway, I walk out in the living room a few minutes ago and there's a little white powder on one of the tables. I'm like "Ah, shit. She's doing THAT again?" So feeling furious for a few ticks and clicks of the clock I dip my finger in there put it to my nose and take a sniff. Ahh, fuck. I felt a rush in my head and instantly recognize the culprit. It's Resolve High Traffic Cleaning Granules. No, shit and I'm high as I would be on coke, my face is red and even have nasal drip. More?
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Old 09-22-2003, 07:33 AM   #2
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Old 09-22-2003, 08:08 AM   #3
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Old 09-22-2003, 08:13 AM   #4
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Old 09-22-2003, 08:20 AM   #5
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Old 09-22-2003, 08:27 AM   #6
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sounds like the old cheech and chong movie where there was a babe that snorted AJAX powered cleaner that was left out by a house cleaner in a big pile.

If it really was floor cleaner you snorted my friend you may want to contact the poison control center just to make sure you wont be in danger.....
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Old 09-22-2003, 08:49 AM   #7
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Further madness and mayhem. More laws broken. $2000 hookers. Vague memories of running around the casino with Slavik, Ian, and Greg. Someone stabbing chairs in their suite with a cork. Dizzy. Nauseous. Exhausted. I remember the strong smell of a musky cologne. Willy Wonka. "I can't get off of this thing!" Elvis, Zebra and JoeE. A ride in JoeE's lear jet to somewhere and back. A place he called "Rocketville". Straight from there, our flight from Las Vegas to Atlanta, I notice a pattern in the lights below us. Ant hills. From the air, human colonies look indistinguishable from ant colonies. And now we, the mother ant, are airborne looking for to start a new colony.


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Old 09-22-2003, 08:49 AM   #8
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Old 09-22-2003, 08:52 AM   #9
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Old 09-22-2003, 08:53 AM   #10
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sounds like the old cheech and chong movie where there was a babe that snorted AJAX powered cleaner that was left out by a house cleaner in a big pile.

If it really was floor cleaner you snorted my friend you may want to contact the poison control center just to make sure you wont be in danger.....
them two are suspose to a movie together again...
if they do i hope its funny as their classics
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Old 09-22-2003, 08:57 AM   #11
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OMFG!!! Will you people never learn? You don't snort resolve... you base that shit niiiikuh.

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