Shouldn't have snorted. I did. :-( Now, I'm high!
 

As a few of you know, I've been drug-free for about a year now and so has my future wife. So anyway, I walk out in the living room a few minutes ago and there's a little white powder on one of the tables. I'm like "Ah, shit. She's doing THAT again?" So feeling furious for a few ticks and clicks of the clock I dip my finger in there put it to my nose and take a sniff. Ahh, fuck. I felt a rush in my head and instantly recognize the culprit. It's Resolve High Traffic Cleaning Granules. No, shit and I'm high as I would be on coke, my face is red and even have nasal drip. More?

sublime

Junky :winkwink:

hahaha nice one

ouch :(

sounds like the old cheech and chong movie where there was a babe that snorted AJAX powered cleaner that was left out by a house cleaner in a big pile.

If it really was floor cleaner you snorted my friend you may want to contact the poison control center just to make sure you wont be in danger.....

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Further madness and mayhem. More laws broken. $2000 hookers. Vague memories of running around the casino with Slavik, Ian, and Greg. Someone stabbing chairs in their suite with a cork. Dizzy. Nauseous. Exhausted. I remember the strong smell of a musky cologne. Willy Wonka. "I can't get off of this thing!" Elvis, Zebra and JoeE. A ride in JoeE's lear jet to somewhere and back. A place he called "Rocketville". Straight from there, our flight from Las Vegas to Atlanta, I notice a pattern in the lights below us. Ant hills. From the air, human colonies look indistinguishable from ant colonies. And now we, the mother ant, are airborne looking for to start a new colony.


Ah.. memories..

:1orglaugh

good job

:1orglaugh them two are suspose to a movie together again...
if they do i hope its funny as their classics

OMFG!!! Will you people never learn? You don't snort resolve... you base that shit niiiikuh.

-Rock*

Colin was a gangsta!