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Old 09-18-2003, 09:17 AM   #1
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a simple rhyme

Here it is...

No popups, no popunders, no java-script hacks, no hidden installs, no window attacks;

no viruses, no worms, no zombies, no flash, no adware, no spyware, no forced browser crash;

no hidden windows, no hidden apps, no hidden downloads, no hyperlink traps;

no backdoors, no redirects, no hidden spiers, no hidden installs, no scripting re-dialers;

no script dialogs, no page interrupts, no malicious scripts, no scripting disrupts;

no bookmarking hacks, no home page resets, no malicious images, no history cracks;

no autodownloading, no autoupdating, no hidden monitors, no search page invading;

no 404 abuse, no window resizing, no buffer overflowing, just content inviting.

What do you think of this simple rhyme. Just want to know if it is catchy.
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Old 09-18-2003, 09:19 AM   #2
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Old 09-18-2003, 09:40 AM   #3
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Very clever.
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Old 09-18-2003, 09:41 AM   #4
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i dig it!
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Old 09-18-2003, 09:42 AM   #5
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Great!
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Old 09-18-2003, 11:26 AM   #6
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thx for the feedback, it has been helpful.
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Old 09-18-2003, 11:28 AM   #7
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Quote:
Originally posted by woodsix
Here it is...

No popups, no popunders, no java-script hacks, no hidden installs, no window attacks;

no viruses, no worms, no zombies, no flash, no adware, no spyware, no forced browser crash;

no hidden windows, no hidden apps, no hidden downloads, no hyperlink traps;

no backdoors, no redirects, no hidden spiers, no hidden installs, no scripting re-dialers;

no script dialogs, no page interrupts, no malicious scripts, no scripting disrupts;

no bookmarking hacks, no home page resets, no malicious images, no history cracks;

no autodownloading, no autoupdating, no hidden monitors, no search page invading;

no 404 abuse, no window resizing, no buffer overflowing, just content inviting.

What do you think of this simple rhyme. Just want to know if it is catchy.

I can beat box for you like Doug E. Fresh and we can go on tour!
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Old 09-18-2003, 01:34 PM   #8
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Yeah, we could call it "webmasters' delight".

All you need is a chorus, something with "SPAM" in it.
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