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If you were going to kill yourself....
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Only manic depressives think like that.Honestly never thought about it.
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Gunshot...
Should be quick and painless and I don't have to clean up the mess.
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i would cancel my hosting b4 i do it
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So you never asked your friends questions like... would you rather get shot or stabbed? Would you rather burn to death or be hung? Manic depressive? Maybe... not sure... Just trying to change the subject on here... |
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I don't want to die yet.
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never have given it any thought
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I would never want to kill myself, but if I did, I'd definitely avoid using a gun. What happens if the bullet connects, but you don't die?
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If I were to post it I'd probably have the FBI at my door in 20 minutes.
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Take a bunch of sleeping pills and go to sleep outdoors, in the mountains in my shorts and t-shirt. Hypothermia is the way to go.
Gunshots aren't accurate Slitting your wrists is painful OD is dangerous Hanging or jumping off a building take guts and I'm a chicken Tossing yourself in front of a train, ditto I could go down to MLK Blvd on a Saturday night and start shouting racial slurs, but I think that might be too painful too. I wouldn't want to try it because with my luck I'd screw it up and end up being a vegetable or parilized and my mother would end up taking care of me forever. *shudder* No thanks! SQ |
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Although when going through votech school I had a teacher who's son killed himself. His son got in a truck with two tires in the seat with him doused himself with gasoline and headed the truck towards a huge tree with the truck floored. just before he hit the tree he lit a lighter. There was no doubt that he was serious about killing himself |
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I'd never do it cuzz I've got about 4,000 more chicks I need to fuck.
Best way, take a skydiving lesson, disconnect your backpack, and enjoy your fall. |
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not funny if it happens near you
I live in the quiest part of the world and a couple of days ago the assclown down the road killed his 2 babies and his father in law http://www.news.com.au/common/story_...55E421,00.html |
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Either sitting in my running car with the garage door shut or with pills. I wouldn't want anyone finding me hanging or with a gunshot wound - I would want to look peaceful.
And no, it's hardly manic depressives that think of suicide. I have a history of Alzheimer's in my family and if I was diagnosed, I would choose suicide. Ditto any other fatal disease. |
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jump off a plane without parachute.
if I don't die then I'll beleive in god.
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Do you ever wonder what it would feel like to jerk over and cross the centerline into the path of an oncoming semi truck?
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There are also days where I get a rush thinking about death because I know I'll finally find out what happens.
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Heroin, a shitload of it....because I wouldn't know when I died.
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I'd take as many of you with me as I could.
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Sleeping pills...
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fuck with clinton
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In answer to the top subject matter question (If you were going to kill yourself...) I would basically just hangout here all day and night posting -New Topics- and -Threads- rather than just getting a real -Life- so that I would not have to physically take my own...Thank you!!!
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Can't remember the movie or exact quote, but went something like this:
I would kill myself but probably end up in hell and that would be redundant |
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I would take needles and start from my feet up and poke myself with 1000 needles.. then if im still alive i would rest my leg on a wooden boared then take a hammer and smash my knee caps.. then if im still alive.. i would string fish hooks on 250lb test line from a tree.. about 50 hooks.. then i would stick the hooks in my body all over.. in my nut sac.. my fingers, my face.. everywhere.. then i would drop myself from the tree about 25 feet up.. untill the fish hooks either pull my skin apart of i hang there..
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from my experience voulenteering at la county's general hospital's er for a summer (saw some crazy shit)... jumping aint the choice ... living through a fail at that is worse that succeeding .... ditto for gunshots ...
for me the first thing would be booking a tix to a'dam or vegas and maxing every source of cash i had to fuckin rage (which would probably offer a 50/50 chance of random death) ... plenty of unprotected sex without worries .... ahh ... fuck it ... i do that already ... if you dont mind dying ... just toe the line more, you'll get your end ...
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If I were to do it.. I would go into the middle of the desert with something to OD on... somewhere that no one would find me until I was decomposed... When you die, your bowels give way... it's not a pretty site and I would not want someone to find me like that... Hopefully the desert critters would eat my flesh leaving just bone to be found. I do not like pain so whatever method I would choose would have to be painless.... |
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a blunt object to the head, just to see if it could be done
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Id wanna go with a splash. Id jump off a high sky scrapper in NY.
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Jesus, that is morbid.
But, what the hell - I'd have to say by gunshot. I've got a 40 caliber Beretta, and I'd have to say that no matter where it connects, it's going to get the job done. So, after that sick thought, ...back to the land of the living.
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I think if you are gonna off yourself that it should be something SPECTACULAR .....you know something that makes the national news ........
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