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Old 09-17-2003, 08:21 PM   #1
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If you were going to kill yourself....

.... how would you do it an why?
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Old 09-17-2003, 08:22 PM   #2
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Only manic depressives think like that.Honestly never thought about it.
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Old 09-17-2003, 08:23 PM   #3
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Gunshot...

Should be quick and painless and I don't have to clean up the mess.
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Old 09-17-2003, 08:24 PM   #4
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Old 09-17-2003, 08:25 PM   #5
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Only manic depressives think like that.Honestly never thought about it.
Trying to get some other conversation going other than politics or this 2 mil post...

So you never asked your friends questions like... would you rather get shot or stabbed?

Would you rather burn to death or be hung?

Manic depressive? Maybe... not sure... Just trying to change the subject on here...
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Old 09-17-2003, 08:27 PM   #6
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Gunshot...

Should be quick and painless and I don't have to clean up the mess.
Painless? You think? I always though an OD on something would be the least painful.....
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Old 09-17-2003, 08:28 PM   #7
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I don't want to die yet.
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Old 09-17-2003, 08:29 PM   #8
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Trying to get some other conversation going other than politics or this 2 mil post...

So you never asked your friends questions like... would you rather get shot or stabbed?

Would you rather burn to death or be hung?

Manic depressive? Maybe... not sure... Just trying to change the subject on here...
Hmm...I think I would rather get so wasted and pissed and just die of a OD. I don't have the guts to blow my head off or jumping off a building
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Old 09-17-2003, 08:31 PM   #9
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Only manic depressives think like that.Honestly never thought about it.
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Old 09-17-2003, 08:31 PM   #10
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I don't want to die yet.
I'm not asking you to die today (tomorrow will do just fine )..... just how you would do it if you were to kill yourself...
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Old 09-17-2003, 08:40 PM   #11
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never have given it any thought
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Old 09-17-2003, 08:41 PM   #12
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I would never want to kill myself, but if I did, I'd definitely avoid using a gun. What happens if the bullet connects, but you don't die?
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Old 09-17-2003, 08:42 PM   #13
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If I were to post it I'd probably have the FBI at my door in 20 minutes.
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Old 09-17-2003, 08:48 PM   #14
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Take a bunch of sleeping pills and go to sleep outdoors, in the mountains in my shorts and t-shirt. Hypothermia is the way to go.

Gunshots aren't accurate
Slitting your wrists is painful
OD is dangerous
Hanging or jumping off a building take guts and I'm a chicken
Tossing yourself in front of a train, ditto

I could go down to MLK Blvd on a Saturday night and start shouting racial slurs, but I think that might be too painful too.

I wouldn't want to try it because with my luck I'd screw it up and end up being a vegetable or parilized and my mother would end up taking care of me forever. *shudder*

No thanks!

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Old 09-17-2003, 08:56 PM   #15
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Only manic depressives think like that.Honestly never thought about it.
Now that I would dissagree with being manic depressive.
Although when going through votech school I had a teacher who's son killed himself. His son got in a truck with two tires in the seat with him doused himself with gasoline and headed the truck towards a huge tree with the truck floored. just before he hit the tree he lit a lighter.
There was no doubt that he was serious about killing himself
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Old 09-17-2003, 08:59 PM   #16
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175 MPH on my bike and hit a brick wall. I do not want there to be any chance of error.
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Old 09-17-2003, 09:00 PM   #17
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175 MPH on my bike and hit a brick wall. I do not want there to be any chance of error.
With or without a helmet?
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Old 09-17-2003, 09:00 PM   #18
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I'd never do it cuzz I've got about 4,000 more chicks I need to fuck.


Best way, take a skydiving lesson, disconnect your backpack, and enjoy your fall.
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Old 09-17-2003, 09:01 PM   #19
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not funny if it happens near you
I live in the quiest part of the world and a couple of days ago the assclown down the road killed his 2 babies and his father in law
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Old 09-17-2003, 09:01 PM   #20
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I would never want to kill myself, but if I did, I'd definitely avoid using a gun. What happens if the bullet connects, but you don't die?
Actually that would be possible depending on the gun I know someone who tried this also. Pointed the gun to his head at a bad angle the bullet defelcted off his skull and traveled around his head between the skin and skull then exited above his ear causing a large portions of his skull and brain to be sucked out the exit wound leaving him .....
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Old 09-17-2003, 09:03 PM   #21
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Either sitting in my running car with the garage door shut or with pills. I wouldn't want anyone finding me hanging or with a gunshot wound - I would want to look peaceful.

And no, it's hardly manic depressives that think of suicide. I have a history of Alzheimer's in my family and if I was diagnosed, I would choose suicide. Ditto any other fatal disease.
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Old 09-17-2003, 09:03 PM   #22
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jump off a plane without parachute.

if I don't die then I'll beleive in god.
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Do you ever wonder what it would feel like to jerk over and cross the centerline into the path of an oncoming semi truck?
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Old 09-17-2003, 09:05 PM   #24
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Either sitting in my running car with the garage door shut or with pills. I wouldn't want anyone finding me hanging or with a gunshot wound - I would want to look peaceful.

And no, it's hardly manic depressives that think of suicide. I have a history of Alzheimer's in my family and if I was diagnosed, I would choose suicide. Ditto any other fatal disease.
wrong you would forget why you forget and therefore be a peaceful min by min olderfucker
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Do you ever wonder what it would feel like to jerk over and cross the centerline into the path of an oncoming semi truck?
Sometimes, yes.

There are also days where I get a rush thinking about death because I know I'll finally find out what happens.
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Old 09-17-2003, 09:06 PM   #26
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Heroin, a shitload of it....because I wouldn't know when I died.
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Best way, take a skydiving lesson, disconnect your backpack, and enjoy your fall.
Ohh! So you're going to kill yourself by dying of HIV, huh?
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wrong you would forget why you forget and therefore be a peaceful min by min olderfucker
Oh great - so should I be proactive and go ahead and off myself now?
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Can't remember the movie or exact quote, but went something like this:

I would kill myself but probably end up in hell and that would be redundant
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Take a bunch of sleeping pills and go to sleep outdoors, in the mountains in my shorts and t-shirt. Hypothermia is the way to go.

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If I were to post it I'd probably have the FBI at my door in 20 minutes.
That would be my second choice, that is of course you're talking about attempting to exterminate a certain someone....
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That would be my second choice, that is of course you're talking about attempting to exterminate a certain someone....
More like certain "someone's"...
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I would take needles and start from my feet up and poke myself with 1000 needles.. then if im still alive i would rest my leg on a wooden boared then take a hammer and smash my knee caps.. then if im still alive.. i would string fish hooks on 250lb test line from a tree.. about 50 hooks.. then i would stick the hooks in my body all over.. in my nut sac.. my fingers, my face.. everywhere.. then i would drop myself from the tree about 25 feet up.. untill the fish hooks either pull my skin apart of i hang there..
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from my experience voulenteering at la county's general hospital's er for a summer (saw some crazy shit)... jumping aint the choice ... living through a fail at that is worse that succeeding .... ditto for gunshots ...

for me the first thing would be booking a tix to a'dam or vegas and maxing every source of cash i had to fuckin rage (which would probably offer a 50/50 chance of random death) ... plenty of unprotected sex without worries .... ahh ... fuck it ... i do that already ... if you dont mind dying ... just toe the line more, you'll get your end ...
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There are also days where I get a rush thinking about death because I know I'll finally find out what happens.
I would like to see what is on the other side if anything...

If I were to do it.. I would go into the middle of the desert with something to OD on... somewhere that no one would find me until I was decomposed... When you die, your bowels give way... it's not a pretty site and I would not want someone to find me like that... Hopefully the desert critters would eat my flesh leaving just bone to be found.

I do not like pain so whatever method I would choose would have to be painless....
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Old 09-17-2003, 09:55 PM   #43
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Id wanna go with a splash. Id jump off a high sky scrapper in NY.
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Jesus, that is morbid.
But, what the hell - I'd have to say by gunshot. I've got a 40 caliber Beretta, and I'd have to say that no matter where it connects, it's going to get the job done.

So, after that sick thought,
...back to the land of the living.
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I think if you are gonna off yourself that it should be something SPECTACULAR .....you know something that makes the national news ........
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