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LadyMischief · 09-17-2003, 08:19 AM

If you had bought $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of *insert favorite beer here* (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10-cent deposit, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. This is a new retirement program, they call it the 401-Keg program.

quiet · 09-17-2003, 08:20 AM

JD · 09-17-2003, 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief
If you had bought $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of *insert favorite beer here* (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10-cent deposit, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. This is a new retirement program, they call it the 401-Keg program.

FuqALot · 09-17-2003, 08:21 AM

Hows your babybaby.

NBDesign · 09-17-2003, 08:23 AM

Ketadream · 09-17-2003, 08:25 AM

LOL!!!!

I made a very decent chunk of cash with worldcom when it droped out.

LadyMischief · 09-17-2003, 08:25 AM

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Originally posted by FuqALot
Hows your babybaby.

Doing well.. I don't drink myself, but I figured everyone would enjoy this insight

(I however, am still weak and sore, but I am feeling much relieved thanks for asking)

Mateo1721 · 09-17-2003, 08:28 AM

That is one of the funniest things I have read since I have come on here.

KRL · 09-17-2003, 08:58 AM

If someone invested $100,000 in ZROS.OB, the stock I posted here many months ago when it was in the 2 cent range, they'd be sitting on $1 million right now.

quiet · 09-17-2003, 09:01 AM

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Originally posted by KRL
If someone invested $100,000 in ZROS.OB, the stock I posted here many months ago when it was in the 2 cent range, they'd be sitting on $1 million right now.

and where would you recommend putting that 100K now?

wizz · 09-17-2003, 09:48 AM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief
If you had bought $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of *insert favorite beer here* (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10-cent deposit, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. This is a new retirement program, they call it the 401-Keg program.

Not Bad

hershie · 09-17-2003, 09:53 AM

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Originally posted by quiet

and where would you recommend putting that 100K now?

I gave a stock tip on here yesterday (MO:NYSE) and its up $4 or 11% today.

foe · 09-17-2003, 10:01 AM

what do you make these recomendations based on

Honeyslut · 09-17-2003, 10:02 AM

my investment

Honeyslut · 09-17-2003, 10:04 AM

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Originally posted by Ketadream
LOL!!!!

I made a very decent chunk of cash with worldcom when it droped out.

My sister-in-law lost her worldcom job and stocks.

DrGuile · 09-17-2003, 10:08 AM

Thats an old joke.

Its quite inacurate now. I

Nortel is at a 52 weeks high.

If you bought 1000$ of Nortel a year ago, it is now worth 8500$

not too fucking shabby if you ask me ;)

LadyMischief · 09-17-2003, 10:10 AM

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Originally posted by Honeyslut

my investment

Lovely

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