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LadyMischief 09-17-2003 08:19 AM

Thoughts on Investing..
 
If you had bought $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of *insert favorite beer here* (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10-cent deposit, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. This is a new retirement program, they call it the 401-Keg program.

quiet 09-17-2003 08:20 AM

hehe

JD 09-17-2003 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief
If you had bought $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of *insert favorite beer here* (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10-cent deposit, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. This is a new retirement program, they call it the 401-Keg program.

:1orglaugh

FuqALot 09-17-2003 08:21 AM

Hows your babybaby.

NBDesign 09-17-2003 08:23 AM

:thumbsup

Ketadream 09-17-2003 08:25 AM

LOL!!!!

I made a very decent chunk of cash with worldcom when it droped out.

LadyMischief 09-17-2003 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FuqALot
Hows your babybaby.
Doing well.. I don't drink myself, but I figured everyone would enjoy this insight :) (I however, am still weak and sore, but I am feeling much relieved thanks for asking)

Mateo1721 09-17-2003 08:28 AM

That is one of the funniest things I have read since I have come on here. :glugglug

KRL 09-17-2003 08:58 AM

If someone invested $100,000 in ZROS.OB, the stock I posted here many months ago when it was in the 2 cent range, they'd be sitting on $1 million right now.

http://chart.yahoo.com/c/6m/z/zros.ob.gif

:Graucho

quiet 09-17-2003 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
If someone invested $100,000 in ZROS.OB, the stock I posted here many months ago when it was in the 2 cent range, they'd be sitting on $1 million right now.

http://chart.yahoo.com/c/6m/z/zros.ob.gif

:Graucho

and where would you recommend putting that 100K now? :Graucho

wizz 09-17-2003 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief
If you had bought $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of *insert favorite beer here* (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10-cent deposit, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. This is a new retirement program, they call it the 401-Keg program.

:drinkup Not Bad

hershie 09-17-2003 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet


and where would you recommend putting that 100K now? :Graucho

I gave a stock tip on here yesterday (MO:NYSE) and its up $4 or 11% today.

foe 09-17-2003 10:01 AM

what do you make these recomendations based on

Honeyslut 09-17-2003 10:02 AM

http://www.balloonfetishsex.com/gold.jpg

my investment:)

Honeyslut 09-17-2003 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ketadream
LOL!!!!

I made a very decent chunk of cash with worldcom when it droped out.

My sister-in-law lost her worldcom job and stocks.

DrGuile 09-17-2003 10:08 AM

Thats an old joke.

Its quite inacurate now. I

Nortel is at a 52 weeks high.

If you bought 1000$ of Nortel a year ago, it is now worth 8500$

not too fucking shabby if you ask me ;)

LadyMischief 09-17-2003 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Honeyslut
http://www.balloonfetishsex.com/gold.jpg

my investment:)

Lovely :)


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