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What did you do before becoming a webmaster?
We all weren't born webmasters. What did you do before becoming a webmaster?
I've worked as a mate on a fishing boat, was a tow truck chaser, managed a tow truck office, was a repo man for a lil while... What did you do? |
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I need a beer
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Still being held down by the man
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mortgage broker
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before i started my site and still today i run a martial arts studio and teach kickboxing and grappling.. i still do this 5-6 times a week and keeps me busy
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Orgasms N Such!
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Trained showjumping horses.
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My first job was as a janitor then Hardees then I worked for MCI then APAC Teleservices then I worked for Applebees as a trainer then I worked as an Aprtment Complex Manager now i sell porn
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Owned a comic book store
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I've also worked the board for a am/fm radio station in weschester county....
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Before I became a webmaster, I... shit, I'm not a webmaster yet.
I dispatch gasoline/diesel/kero trucks for a company, sitting there, in my office, bitching about my job, trying to find a niche that I like, and pays well. Hence the reason I decided to check out GFY. |
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and the people are almost TOO friendly.
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Well, I dont remember how I originally found GFY, I think it was on a wired.com article. I have been lurking, reading stuff on GFY for a few weeks now, just decided to actually start posting today. Couldn't really tell if it was a newbie-friendly place, so I posted something in the FAQ section.
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So Fucking Banned
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Been in the sex biz in some form most of my live.. but spent 12 years as a programmer - even that was in the business.
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7 years in the army, and then air traffic control
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owning a comic book store could be fun...
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holla
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worked at winn dixie 4 times, a car detailing place, tcby, a local computer store
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been very busy
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i was a fucked up useless waiter who would fuck your order up, give you the wrong shit, and add shit to your bill... arent you glad i got into this biz?
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engineer/stockmarket day trader/pornographer.
While going to uni I worked weekend at an African lion safari looking after the big cats.That was a top job. |
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The only thing I had close to a real job was working for my mom and my dad when he was alive, in a ice cream stand/annual flower market/greenhouses they owned. I didn't get a real paycheck like everyone else, I just had cash at my disposal all the time
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I did the best I could...
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if ya wanna know, i was a baker.
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I was the VP of IT for a fortune 500 company. Got bored with the corporate life or lack of balance between work and life.
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Worked for the fucking police department for four years, went to college for one year... and then spent my last five years in the US Army (two year part time webmaster while I was n the Army). Making enough money as a webmaster, I was finally released by the Army in March 13 2003 and became a full timer now
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owned my own used book/ comic/ trading card/gift shop for 6 years
retail management for Borders, Crown Books and Museum Co banking, law, data entry, Marine Electronics with hub I am currently in the process of starting my own Morgan ranch to breed and sell them..
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I was in the USNavy, worked a road manager for a local band, was a radio personality (read: DJ), and was a bartender.
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Before I was a webmaster, I was just a "porn addict", now I'm a "webmaster porn addict".
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I am currently in the process of starting my own Morgan ranch to breed and sell them
sell what please? I have never heard of a Morgan ranch |
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Optometric Assistant.
Before that, I ran 4 food and beverage outlets in a hotel...WAY too stressful. |
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I'm here for SPORT
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headless - repo man - tell some stories!!!!!!!!!!!
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First repo I ever did was down near willis avenue in the bronx. We were looking for a bmw. When we found it, it was behind a locked fence. The guy who was riding with me, said fuck it and cut the chain around the fence to grab the car. We used dynamic tow trucks, these trucks had the controls inside the cab for the crane on the back. Long story short, we cut the fence, hooked the car up as fast as possible. The next thing we knew, we heard gunshots coming at us. Was scary at first, but when we realized it was an 60+ year old lil black lady wearing a huse dress just like tdfs we started laughing our asses off. When we got back to the yard, we noticed she had blown the windows right out of the car... I'll never forget her screaming.. LOL |
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Professional sportsman for nearly 20 years. Mainly working as an instructor at that sport, with periods of tournament play as well. Still working at that job 7 days a week and loving it.
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We also always took a piss right before a job as a customary thing....
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What did you do sleazy?
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