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![]() How do you do it?
I've always been rather passive about it myself, and can't recall approaching a woman I was interested in even once in my life. They always came to me. So, what's the best way to do it?
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Im boring like that
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just chat up a gal and ask her: "do I look like Micky Mouse?" works like a charm
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hello my name is (insert your name here) what is yours?
seems to always work for me
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Hey , i couldnt help but notice that you were checking me out"
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![]() Well, basically, I want to know how to initiate contact with a woman after eye contact, smiles and all that. Never actually did that...
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The 'Hi my name is...' thing can work very well. If she's up for it, converstion after that shouldn't be too hard, you're a knowledgeable and sensitive guy. Chicks dig that.
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Or you could just go straight to the point.
Hello, my name is ____, I think your very pretty. Then just start asking about her and etc. http://www.askmen.com/ |
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If this is hard for you then just always think of a question. Do you like this song, place, lighting, group, drink or whatever?
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I don't approach women, they don't approach me either. It all comes down to looks anyway. If you're ugly, even the most clever, romantic approaches won't work.
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Example: she's wearing a watch with a fancy inscription. Comment about how you like the watch and ask what the inscription means. I must be a woman... I tend to wear "conversation starters". It works, people always comment on my clothes.
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Take some pictures of them naked.. They seem to like that.
I lay it on pretty heavy when I see a woman I like, but women tend to take it better from another woman than they would a man. I can get away with things a man would get canned or slapped for. |
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tell her that when you saw her, she caught your eye and you wanted to come over and introduce yourself
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from the front or side, if you come up behind them you may startle them....
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Let me get my 2 cents in?
When you talk to her, look her right in the eye, and don?t be afraid to smile. Ask her open ended questions and act very interested in what she is saying, don?t look away. Act like you like her very much, people are more apt to like you if they think that you like them Don?t be afraid to walk up to girls, some wont be interested, for various reasons (have boyfriends/married, tired, etc), but a lot of women don?t mind meeting new people?if after talking to her for a bit, if you are still interested, ask her if she wants to sit down or move someplace quieter the chances are better between 10:30 and 11:45?toward the last part of the night, the ratio drops. (no selling of alcohol after 1AM in AZ)
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Just remember you never know what a women likes.
so always take a chance and don't be so hard on yourself mentally Way too many guys worry about getting turned down by women so the don't approach because they think they know what kind of a guy she would talk too. Personally i think it feels worse when you never approach a woman at all. |
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Ask if she does anal. If she laughs you're in. If she slaps you then you've saved valuable time and money cause you know she doesn't put out.
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In other words: just do it.
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i think it depends on where you meet or see these women. are you at a club? is a band playing? you can start off by talking about the band. if you're both actually listening to them, it's a good start. if you find common ground there, you can offer to buy her a drink. talk about other similar bands. other shows of this band or at that club.
i've been a woman all my life (*LOL*) and i hate lines - even clever ones. actually ESPECIALLY the clever ones. i used to hear a fuck lot of them, too. meeting someone who you discover you have something in common with is a great ice breaker when it's real. go to someplace involved with something you like - a record store with specialities (ameoba if you're in the l.a. area), guitar center if you play an instrument, and so on. then a lot of the women there have a better chance of sharing your interests. not at a club? depends. you can ask for help picking fruit at the store, you can ask her opinion on a pair of pants you might buy. walking down melrose? you can ask what store she recommends to buy punky colors or something. is she at the petstore? when she's looking at an animal you have experience with, try telling a brief something about that. at a video store? when she is looking at a video you've seen, let her know if you recommend it. i have done this even though i'm not picking people up. they're usually interested - no one wants to rent a lousy movie! and you can discover if you have similar tastes. works the same at a bookstore. by the way, my fiance never approached a woman in his life. he's shy. we met because he answered my ad for forming bands looking for bassplayers. he is into punk, grunge and death metal, and so am i. we had so much fun playing music we had each written together that we got together with a drummer. i didn't really notice him as a guy for a while, and by then i really liked him already. |
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Walk up to her and ask her what she's having for breakfast
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I've honestly met the hottest girls time and time again, by ripping into other people who annoy me.. They always laugh and then start doing it with me...
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fun2cboys, that is JUST the kind of line that left me shaking my head as i turned and walked in the other direction... it's an obvious line.
punkworld, no matter what anyone tells you, us females are people, too. talk to us like people. some will like you - some won't. talk to us about something that interests you. |
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give em the grogan smile
when that doesn't work, accidently drop several hundreds on the ground and then pick them up. |
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I never understood why people have this desire to "be something special" when meeting someone new to impress them. Fucking be yourself. It isn't rocket science. You'll meet way more people who actually like YOU instead of who you're trying to be.
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![]() But my problem isn't with talking with women - it's walking up to them and getting a conversation started. Since I don't do that with guys either (those seem to come to me as well), I can't really build on my experience there...
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see my earlier longggg post... i have all sorts of situations for you to approach women in. find something you really like - or really dislike - and say something about it.
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ask them where the nearest coffee place is, then ask them to join you
get their guard down then bang, snatch em up |
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p3rsian, that only works on broke women. i never gave a tiny damn about a guy's money, nor did a single one of my friends.
of course, if all you want is pussy, i guess it's fair if all they want is money. but if you want more than a one night stand, finding a chick who only cares about bucks seems like a great way to have a crappy life. |
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Be yourself.Usally it takes 5 minutes if you know she is interested in you.If not move on.A simple hello and a smile works great .Interesting conversation and the ability to make her laugh will get you in.
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The smile (small one) and a Hiya and going about your business works the best. It puts the ball into her court and also lets her know you're open to talking. If she's with someone, she'll just ignore you afterwards. If she's looking then she might not talk right away but might also come at you a week later to talk. ;-)
Don't try to hurry up a good thing or ruin something that could be good by being pushy! Lines are just that. A simple Hiya! is an opening. No BS in it. Stay in her general vicinity for several minutes after Hi'ing her, to give her the time to decide if she wants to deal with you or not.
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Simple approach could be: "Hey, my horoscope today said that I need to make new friends and as weird as that sounds I could actually use some new friends! (and tell your name)"
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Approach from behind.
Display sharp object. Say "don't scream or I'll kill you." Works everytime. ![]()
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"Nice shoes. Let's fuck." Sounds crude, but chicks dig it
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1) Keep it simple
2) Don't come across too strong 3) Don't use any cheezy lines 4) Be original ![]()
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start the approach, turn towards her, then seriously state: "Hi, Let's Fuck".
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