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Rictor · 09-13-2003, 10:30 PM

http://www.d-b.net/dti/

For all your cloning needs.

dij · 09-13-2003, 10:32 PM

where do u get all this stuff from? lol

nobull · 09-13-2003, 10:32 PM

now thats just plain fucked.

i wonder if you can request a mix between Cindy Crawford and a Zebra?

Rictor · 09-13-2003, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nobull
now thats just plain fucked.

i wonder if you can request a mix between Cindy Crawford and a Zebra?

I know that's MY fantasy.

Carrie · 09-13-2003, 10:44 PM

"SPECIAL OFFER!!
Order now and get a backup for FREE!! Don't miss this limited special offer! "

This site is warped beyond compare.

fun2cboys · 09-13-2003, 10:46 PM

.Designer Cloning Gene Licensing Fee
We are constantly expanding our catalog of licensing agreements with designer gene donors. Note that licensing fees are NOT required for Custom Cloning (such as yourself, family members, friends, etc.).

Cindy Crawford $79,999.-

Michael Jordan $79,999.-

Pierce Brosnan $64,999.-

Famke Janssen $39,999.-

Troy Aikman $89,999.-

Nelson Mandela $6,999.-

Miss Greece '77 $1,499.-

Miss India '84 $1,499.-

Miss Japan '81 $1,499.-

Miss Zaire '73 $1,499.-

Miss West Germany '67 $1,499.-

Miss Venezuela '75 $1,499.-

Dolly Parton $1,499.-

Eddie Murphy $899.-

Marlboro Man $849.-

Carl Lewis $599.-

JFK $499.-

early Michael Jackson $299.-

Michael Jackson .....lol

Nanda · 09-13-2003, 11:50 PM

Can they clone me a little tiger that will never get big?

MetaMan · 09-13-2003, 11:54 PM

clone me a monkey boy, we will call him Lexter,

yesssssssssssss Lexter, Lexter the monkey boy, yesss lexter

Rochard · 09-14-2003, 12:23 AM

From the about page:

"DreamTech exists in a different dimension. As you've hopefully realized, this site is a spoof site, which simulates one possible ramification from advances in cloning science."

09-13-2003, 10:30 PM	#1
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	Clones R Us http://www.d-b.net/dti/ For all your cloning needs.

09-13-2003, 10:32 PM	#3
nobull Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,256	now thats just plain fucked. i wonder if you can request a mix between Cindy Crawford and a Zebra? __________________ NOREBILLS -- MAKE CASH NOW WITH THE NEWEST IDEA IN ONLINE PORN!

09-13-2003, 10:46 PM	#6
fun2cboys Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Eastern Iowa USA Posts: 643	.Designer Cloning Gene Licensing Fee We are constantly expanding our catalog of licensing agreements with designer gene donors. Note that licensing fees are NOT required for Custom Cloning (such as yourself, family members, friends, etc.). Cindy Crawford $79,999.- Michael Jordan $79,999.- Pierce Brosnan $64,999.- Famke Janssen $39,999.- Troy Aikman $89,999.- Nelson Mandela $6,999.- Miss Greece '77 $1,499.- Miss India '84 $1,499.- Miss Japan '81 $1,499.- Miss Zaire '73 $1,499.- Miss West Germany '67 $1,499.- Miss Venezuela '75 $1,499.- Dolly Parton $1,499.- Eddie Murphy $899.- Marlboro Man $849.- Carl Lewis $599.- JFK $499.- early Michael Jackson $299.- Michael Jackson .....lol __________________ Every exit is an entrance to somewhere else.....

09-13-2003, 11:50 PM	#7
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	Can they clone me a little tiger that will never get big? __________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

09-14-2003, 12:23 AM	#9
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,031	From the about page: "DreamTech exists in a different dimension. As you've hopefully realized, this site is a spoof site, which simulates one possible ramification from advances in cloning science." __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

09-13-2003, 10:32 PM	#2
dij Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 2,163	where do u get all this stuff from? lol

09-13-2003, 10:44 PM	#5
Carrie Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Virgin - nee Posts: 3,162	"SPECIAL OFFER!! Order now and get a backup for FREE!! Don't miss this limited special offer! " This site is warped beyond compare.

09-13-2003, 11:54 PM	#8
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	clone me a monkey boy, we will call him Lexter, yesssssssssssss Lexter, Lexter the monkey boy, yesss lexter