Clones R Us
 

http://www.d-b.net/dti/

For all your cloning needs.

where do u get all this stuff from? lol

now thats just plain fucked.

i wonder if you can request a mix between Cindy Crawford and a Zebra?

I know that's MY fantasy.

"SPECIAL OFFER!!
Order now and get a backup for FREE!! Don't miss this limited special offer! "

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This site is warped beyond compare.

.Designer Cloning Gene Licensing Fee
We are constantly expanding our catalog of licensing agreements with designer gene donors. Note that licensing fees are NOT required for Custom Cloning (such as yourself, family members, friends, etc.).

Cindy Crawford $79,999.-

Michael Jordan $79,999.-

Pierce Brosnan $64,999.-

Famke Janssen $39,999.-

Troy Aikman $89,999.-

Nelson Mandela $6,999.-

Miss Greece '77 $1,499.-

Miss India '84 $1,499.-

Miss Japan '81 $1,499.-

Miss Zaire '73 $1,499.-

Miss West Germany '67 $1,499.-

Miss Venezuela '75 $1,499.-

Dolly Parton $1,499.-

Eddie Murphy $899.-

Marlboro Man $849.-

Carl Lewis $599.-

JFK $499.-

early Michael Jackson $299.-


Michael Jackson .....lol

Can they clone me a little tiger that will never get big?:winkwink:

clone me a monkey boy, we will call him Lexter,

yesssssssssssss Lexter, Lexter the monkey boy, yesss lexter

From the about page:

"DreamTech exists in a different dimension. As you've hopefully realized, this site is a spoof site, which simulates one possible ramification from advances in cloning science."