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dougeetx · 09-13-2003, 11:04 AM

A buddy of mine sent me this in email. Good lessons here!

>> > 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic! Simply pour a
>>cup
> of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will
>be almost instantly removed.
>2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by
>getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
>3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by
> simply peeing in the sink.
>4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed
>for a few minutes thus, reducing the pressure in your veins.
>
>5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent
>you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the
>snooze button.
>6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then
>you will be afraid to cough.
>
>
> The five (5) most essential words for a healthy, vital
>relationship
>> > > are, > > > > > > "I apologize," and "You are right." > > >
>> > > > > > > > > > > Remember; Everyone seems normal until you
>>get to know them! > > > > > > Never pass-up an opportunity to
>>go potty... > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you woke breathing,
>>Congratulations! You get another chance. > > > > > > > > > > > > >
>>And finally, Be really nice to your family and friends, you never
>>know > > > > > > when you might need them to empty your bedpan! >

budz · 09-13-2003, 11:06 AM

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.

FATPad · 09-13-2003, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by budz
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.

hahaha

brand0n · 09-13-2003, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by budz
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.

that was killer

tootie · 09-13-2003, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dougeetx
A buddy of mine sent me this in email. Good lessons here!

>> > 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic! Simply pour a
>>cup
> of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will
>be almost instantly removed.
>2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by
>getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
>3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by
> simply peeing in the sink.
>4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed
>for a few minutes thus, reducing the pressure in your veins.
>
>5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent
>you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the
>snooze button.
>6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then
>you will be afraid to cough.
>
>
> The five (5) most essential words for a healthy, vital
>relationship
>> > > are, > > > > > > "I apologize," and "You are right." > > >
>> > > > > > > > > > > Remember; Everyone seems normal until you
>>get to know them! > > > > > > Never pass-up an opportunity to
>>go potty... > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you woke breathing,
>>Congratulations! You get another chance. > > > > > > > > > > > > >
>>And finally, Be really nice to your family and friends, you never
>>know > > > > > > when you might need them to empty your bedpan! >

tootie · 09-13-2003, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by budz
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.

WOAH! That really WAS easy to read. That's cool :D

gleb · 09-13-2003, 01:24 PM

did this come from an auto-scrambler proggie, like those elite hacker coders...

Doctor Dre · 09-13-2003, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by budz
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.

I read that a week ago :P killer

mastermcp3 · 09-13-2003, 01:28 PM

09-13-2003, 11:04 AM	#1
dougeetx Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 6,163	Rules To A Better Life A buddy of mine sent me this in email. Good lessons here! >> > 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic! Simply pour a >>cup > of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will >be almost instantly removed. >2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by >getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. >3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by > simply peeing in the sink. >4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed >for a few minutes thus, reducing the pressure in your veins. > >5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent >you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the >snooze button. >6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then >you will be afraid to cough. > > > The five (5) most essential words for a healthy, vital >relationship >> > > are, > > > > > > "I apologize," and "You are right." > > > >> > > > > > > > > > > Remember; Everyone seems normal until you >>get to know them! > > > > > > Never pass-up an opportunity to >>go potty... > > > > > > > > > > > > > If you woke breathing, >>Congratulations! You get another chance. > > > > > > > > > > > > > >>And finally, Be really nice to your family and friends, you never >>know > > > > > > when you might need them to empty your bedpan! > __________________ Coming Soon! A NEW revolution in black adult social networking!

09-13-2003, 11:06 AM	#2
budz Disruptive Innovator Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Vegas Posts: 4,230	Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.

09-13-2003, 01:24 PM	#7
gleb Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: NY Posts: 311	did this come from an auto-scrambler proggie, like those elite hacker coders...

09-13-2003, 01:28 PM	#9
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