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Old 09-09-2003, 08:31 AM   #1
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This is what I fucking woke up to this morning... [pic]

I think my cat officially hates me. He accidently got locked into the office and evidently decided that he need to do a little payback..

FUCKING CAT!




For those of you who can't quite make it out from the pic above, I've taken the liberty of getting an up close shot of the shit I had to try and dig out of the fucking cracks in my chair. Enjoy fuckers.




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I think my cat officially hates me. He accidently got locked into the office and evidently decided that he need to do a little payback..

FUCKING CAT!




For those of you who can't quite make it out from the pic above, I've taken the liberty of getting an up close shot of the shit I had to try and dig out of the fucking cracks in my chair. Enjoy fuckers.




I'm quite sure your cat didn't do it to pay you back.. But not being near a litterbox, well.. could YOU hold it if you had to go bad? Don't blame him for having bodily functions. Blame yourself ffor locking him in the room.
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Old 09-09-2003, 08:33 AM   #4
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I'm quite sure your cat didn't do it to pay you back.. But not being near a litterbox, well.. could YOU hold it if you had to go bad? Don't blame him for having bodily functions. Blame yourself ffor locking him in the room.
The chair, he had to do it on the chair. He's got an entire room to shit and he has to do it ON THE CHAIR!
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Old 09-09-2003, 08:34 AM   #6
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Old 09-09-2003, 08:35 AM   #7
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Old 09-09-2003, 08:36 AM   #10
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once time my cat got locked in my roommate's room and of all the places he had to take a crap on, he took it right on his pillow
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stop blaming your uncontrollable bowel movements on the cat goddamit
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Old 09-09-2003, 08:37 AM   #12
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Old 09-09-2003, 08:39 AM   #14
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Good thing you watermarked those pics, you wouldn't want anyone else making money with them.

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Old 09-09-2003, 08:40 AM   #15
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Good thing you watermarked those pics, you wouldn't want anyone else making money with them.

Fuckin' right
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lol a friend of mine was terrible with changing her cat's litter. So the cat would pee on her bed, down the heating vents! OMG you should have spelt that place when she turned on the heat!
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Old 09-09-2003, 08:46 AM   #17
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Old 09-09-2003, 09:05 AM   #21
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The chair, he had to do it on the chair. He's got an entire room to shit and he has to do it ON THE CHAIR!
Cats are strange on where they shit..and I'm telling you, from the looks of that scat, your cat VERY BADLY needs a visit to the vets. Are you feeding him milk or something? That's very unhealthy.
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i have the exact same computer chair, except the cat shit for sure :P
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Cats are strange on where they shit..and I'm telling you, from the looks of that scat, your cat VERY BADLY needs a visit to the vets. Are you feeding him milk or something? That's very unhealthy.
He's an inside cat and got out for 8 days, I just found him on Saturday and already have an appointment for him tomorrow at the vet.
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did you have to do the close up ? fuck that looks nasty !
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The chair, he had to do it on the chair. He's got an entire room to shit and he has to do it ON THE CHAIR!
push your nose up against any chair that's been sat on for days on end and take a good whiff...you'll undertand why a cat could mistake it for a poop-box.
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Do you watermark everything?

Would you sue me for useing stolen content pictures of your cat?
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He shit where he smelled shit, perhaps you should either fart less, or wipe better.
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Dude... that shit is really runny.. is your cat sick?
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This is why I will never own another cat in my life (or rather I will not let a cat own me). At least a dog will shit on the floor at least 99% of the time. Cats want to do it in the laundry basket, on the table, in a shoe, on your favorite cashmere sweater that you JUST had dry cleaned... I know how you feel, they go EVERYWHERE.
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Old 09-09-2003, 11:53 PM   #40
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I think it's trying to tell you it's sick. I had a similar thing happen with our cat, and the vet told me they do that to let you know they're sick. Sure enough, the cat was sick, got meds and hasn't shit outside the litter box since.

Now pissing on the rug is another story.
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lol, looks like he thought about it and picked out the most comfy spot in that room
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