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Join Date: Oct 2002
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![]() After completion, I usually go into the bathroom and clean the tubes really well and put fresh drawers on. 10-20 minutes later, I'll sit down or something and ZPPRRRT - I've shot a little extra load right into my shorts.
WTF? This never used to happen before I hit my 30s. I'm gonna have to start wearing a manpon after sex. Does this happen to anyone else? |
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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2001
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You probably have a urinary tract infection.
Go to your doctor , they will stick a 6 inch cotton swab up your penis opening and test it. |
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and a lot of fun!
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#5 |
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I'll practice on myself with large Q-Tips for a while.
Seriously, it's like my ejaculator muscles have gone slack, and aren't pushing everything out. Maybe I need to do kegels or something. |
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#6 |
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Save the time and money wasted at the docs for something else. When you finish blowing your load, on the way to the bathroom just make a quick stop at your shop vac, then go change your drawers.
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hollywood
Posts: 22,712
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Owwwwwww! True! I'm cringing for 5 minutes just reliving that pain!
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